The waters of the ocean were choppy today and a dark sky made for a sombre atmosphere. Out on the surface of the water, a submarine cruised steadily through the everlasting night. The sub belong to the most notorious of all dimensional pirates, someone who's name struck fear into the hearts of many planetary defenders. Inside the craft a lone figure sat in the command chair, her legs bouncing up and down in frustration. Dressed in a PVC corset top, black tights, leather gloves and over the knee high heeled boots, the female didn't look like one of the most feared women in the multiverse. A insect themed helmet and a long purple ponytail didn't add much to her image but this was the legendary princess now pirate Trakena.
She cracked a small smile as she placed her hand into a chest full of gold coins, "It wasn't a total loss". Her previous plundering mission had only been a partial success. Trakena and her crew had raided a number of gold deposits until they were pushed back into the Forbidden Zone.
Out of the corner of her eye she noticed one of he dogs, robot foot soldiers, snigger to itself. She opened her left palm and an energy blast shot from her hand and hit the cog in the neck. The helpless robot was dead before it could hit the ground.
The doors of the sub opened and onto the bridge stepped one of Divatox's old henchmen, Porto. The squat creature wearing what looked like a hazmat suit was her chief scientist and weapon's designer. He wasn't overly intelligent but he had a knack of coming through for the dimensional pirate at the right time. "This better be good news Porto", Trakena growled.
"Erm sort of", Porto stammered nervously, "I can't find a way back to Earth Prime". He ducked as a golden goblet thrown by Trakena narrowly missed his head, "But I've come up with an alternative".
He waddled past the captain's chair and toward the main screen. It took a few moments to find the screen he wanted, during this time Trakena had become bored, "Get on with it Porto I can feel myself getting older by the second", she called out as she swung her legs over the side of her chair.
Porto loaded up an image of a planet, "Now we know that all of the Earth's across the dimensions have been stocked full of riches. I recall that you really enjoyed looting Earth 613", this memory brought a small smile to Trakena's face. "Well I've found this version of Earth", Porto continued.
Trakena leant forward in her chair to get a better look, "Looks the same as all the stinking rocks we've invaded in the past".
"But this one is different princess", Gasket answered walking in " Get out of my chair, Tell her why it's different Porto"
"This one is just designated as Earth" Porto replied.
A board grin spread over Trakena's face, "Which means it uncharted"
"Exactly now if someone's gone to all that effort to keep it off the map, it must be full of treasure".
Trakena leaped out of the seat, "Porto set course for Earth, these Earthlings are about to get a visit from the greatest pirate crew ever". Porto looked at Gasket who just nodded while Trakena laughed manically to herself.