"AH YES IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ONCE AGAIN, AND IT'S HERE AT THE PRINCE ROGERS NELSON MALL THAT WE FIND OUR HEROES, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, IN LINE TO MEET WITH SANTA…WAIT, YOU'RE NOT SANTA!"
"Ohoho I certainly yam NOT!" Boris exclaimed, dressed in a Santa costume, seated at the top of a massive, velvet chair. Above his head in obnoxiously bright lights was the word "SANTA!" as well as an arrow pointing at him.
"Hey, wait, you're not Santa--nor a good guy!" Rocky exclaimed. "And I'm quite certain that woman over there isn't actually an elf, nor a good woman!"
"DEY ONTO US BORIS!" Natasha exclaimed. "CHEESE IT!"
("Christmas Rappin'" by Kurtis Blow plays in the background)
"LET'S GET EM!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.
"AND SO, BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY CHASED BORIS AND NATASHA ALL THROUGHOUT THE MALL, BUT OH THOSE VILLAINS TRIED TO SHAKE EM' EVER SO HARD!"
"TAYKE DIS!" Boris exclaimed, throwing some pretzels and frozen yogurt from the food court at the moose and squirrel.
"ROCKY EASILY AVOIDED THE FOOD COLLISIONS, BUT BULLWINKLE HAD OTHER IDEAS, AND OPENED HIS MOUTH EXTREMELY WIDE."
"AAAAH--" Bullwinkle swallowed said pretzels and frozen yogurt immediately. "MMMH! Rocky, we should come here more often!"
"AFTER A QUICK DETOUR THROUGH A CLAIRES' JEWELRY AND SBARRO, BORIS HAD AN IDEA..."
"DIS VAY NETESHA!" Boris exclaimed, noticing that the Santa letters were being taken outside on a moving dolly.
"AND WITH THAT, BORIS AND NATASHA LEAPT INTO THE MAILBOX, THE DISGRUNTLED MALL WORKER CONFUSED."
"Huh, heavier than I expected." He commented.
"EY!" Boris bellowed from within the mailbox, Natasha quickly shushing him.
"Oh well…"
"AND SO THE MAILMAN LOADED THE MAILBOX ONTO HIS MAIL TRUCK AND DROVE UP NORTH, JUST AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ARRIVING."
"How're we gonna get those guys now?" Bullwinkle asked, feeling defeated.
"I've got it!" Rocky exclaimed.
"QUICKLY OUR BOYS JUMPED INTO ANOTHER MAIL TRUCK, AND BEFORE ANYONE COULD NOTICE, THEY TOO WERE OFF FOR THE NORTH POLE!"
"Rock, I gotta go..." Bullwinkle grumbled.
"AGH, NOW?!" Rocky exclaimed, exasperated. "--can you just hold it?!"
"Duuh, no promises."
"WELL THIS EPISODE IS CERTAINLY JINGLING ALL THE WAY! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Say it ain't snow!" OR "Past and Presents Tense!"