(Or "Past and Presents Tense!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, AFTER CHASING DOWN BORIS AND NATASHA TO THE NORTH POLE, DOVE INTO THE BACK OF A MAIL TRUCK, HOPING TO GET THERE BEFORE THEM."
"Rock, where the heck are we?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, immediately standing up.
"ROCKY GAZED OUT THE FRONT OF THE POSTAL TRUCK, JUST AS THE MAN LEFT WITH A TON OF MAIL INTO THE SNOW."
"Uh….I suppose we're in Manitoba now?" Rocky inquired.
"Doesn't look very much like Manitoba to me," Bullwinkle replied. "Look out there!"
"ROCKY WAS STUNNED TO FIND THAT EVERYTHING SEEMED TO BE COVERED IN WHITE, THE SNOW WHIPPED AROUND LIKE RAZOR BLADES…"
"What is this place?!" The little squirrel shivered.
"I think it's—OOF!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, having bumped into a massive wall of what appeared to be…ice?
"BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY GAZED UP AT THE WALL AND FOUND IT WENT ON FOR MILES…"
"—I think it's the end of the world." Bullwinkle replied, a very serious tone to his voice, while still shivering.
"PPFT, don't be ridiculous!" Rocky dismissed the moose. "Would the "End of the World" have a door right here?!" The squirrel walked towards a perfectly carved ice door.
"I guess not." Bullwinkle replied. "I'm gonna knock!"
"BULLWINKLE'S KNOCKING WAS A BIT UNORTHODOX...IN THAT HE USED HIS HEAD TO KNOCK. SUDDENLY THE MASSIVE ICE DOOR OPENED AND OUR HEROES WALKED INSIDE, WHERE...the blizzard appeared to stop? WELL, ANYWAY, MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Elf-Made Man", OR "You'd Better Check Yo' Elf Before You Wreck Yo' Elf!"