(Or "You'd better check yo' elf before you wreck yo elf"!)
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST ARRIVED AT THE NORTH POLE AND WALKED THROUGH A VERY STRANGE DOOR IN THE MIDST OF A VERY STRANGE ICE WALL."
"What the heck?!" Bullwinkle asked, looking at what now stood before he and Rocky.
"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE APPEARED TO BE SURROUNDED IN A MASSIVE VILLAGE, WITH ENORMOUS HOUSES DECKED OUT WITH RED AND GREEN DECORATIONS.
"Either we've got ice madness, or we've arrived at Santa's Workshop!" Rocky exclaimed in disbelief. "I'd say the former." He quickly replied.
"SUDDENLY, HUNDREDS OF ELVES, GINGERBREAD MEN, YETIS, POLAR BEARS, PUFFINS, SEALS, AND EVEN REINDEER EMERGED FROM THE HOUSES AND LITTLE SHOPS, EAGER TO SEE THE NEW ARRIVALS."
"Huh, well I stand corrected." Rocky replied. "Who the heck are you guys?"
"We, are the denizens of the North Pole!" A random elf with a comically deep voice exclaimed. "The name is Peppermint, and I am the head elf here at Santa's Workshop!"
"SANTA'S WORKSHOP?!" Bullwinkle and Rocky exclaimed in unison.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "You Sleigh Me" OR "Yule be Sorry!"!"