Random Incorrect Quotes COUNTRYHUMANS

by MattMyBeloved

This is my AU! The UK and mostly everyone made up for all of the wars in the past and now they get along quite fine. I will do ships, no weird ones though. This is my AU so please do not get upset on how I portray these countries in the Incorrect quotes. I will be using the Axis Powers, Past Countries, and Empires. If you have any questions feel free to comment them! M for cursing.

1. My AU UK Family

#1

America/USA: *comes in with a tray of cookies he baked* Hey, try this. *shoves a cookie into Britain's mouth
Britain: *takes the cookie out and glares at him* America, you know I don't like things being shoved in my mouth without warning.
New Zealand, Canada, Mexico and Australia: *giggles*
Britain/UK: Oh hush, I bet you three don't like it either.

#2

UK on Tik Tok: People keep telling me that Vine has basically been replaced by Tik Tok. So, with that being said...
UK: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate everything to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ *climbs into the dryer* and this is the thanks I get!?

#3

UK: *walks into America's room* America, you can take a shower now.
America: Okay
UK: *leaves without closing the door*
America: I chime in with a haven't you ever heard of, closing the Goddamn door!? No-

#4

Australia: Hey New Zealand, wassup?
New Zealand: Work.
America coming from out of no where: Angelica, Peggy, Eliza, work!
Canada kicking the door down: I sWeAr To GoD iF yOu DoN't StOp QuOtInG hAmIlToN-

#5

Texting eachother
Australia: Wyd?
America: Eating a whole tub of ice cream
Australia: I wonder how you still have abs
America: I've never taken my shirt off around you, how'd ya know I have abs?
Australia: *no comment*
America: gay
Australia: You're one to talk-

#6

At a sleepover
Australia in the middle of the night: The snack that smiles back-
Mexico: Goldfi-
Canada, cutting him off: Ukraine- wait shit, I meant goldfish.
New Zealand half awake: Suuureee yaaaa diiid

#7

At a sleepoverp.t 2
America at like 3 a.m.: *Mushu voice* I LIIIIIIVVVEEEEE!
UK: Shut up and go to sleep!

#8

New Zealand: Canada, I knight thee in the name of the father-
UK: *waves*
New Zealand: The son-
America: *dabs*
New Zealand: And the unholy spirits-
Australia and Mexico: *demonic screeching*

#9

Australia: You all equals Y'ALL.
Canada: You ever equals Y'EVER
Mexico: You eat equals-
America from a distance: YEET *throws UK into the Atlantic Ocean*

#10

Canada: Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses.
The rest of the family other than America: *steps back*
America: Canada stop scaring the others-