Random Incorrect Quotes COUNTRYHUMANS

by MattMyBeloved

This is my AU! The UK and mostly everyone made up for all of the wars in the past and now they get along quite fine. I will do ships, no weird ones though. This is my AU so please do not get upset on how I portray these countries in the Incorrect quotes. I will be using the Axis Powers, Past Countries, and Empires. If you have any questions feel free to comment them! M for cursing.

2. Nono Trio and The Soviet Union

#1

Fascist Italy: I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Steve Harvey *puts a Mr. Potato Head on the table*
Japanese Empire: We're dead. Steve Harvey and Mr. Potato Head weren't around when we were in power, how the fuck is that gonna work?
Fascist Italy: I'll make it work.

#2

Fascist Italy: Soviet and Reich share a room.
Japanese Empire: We forced them to.
Soviet Union: The reason why we share a room is because we're the only ones strong enough to hold the other down when he wakes up screaming.

#3

At the library-
Fascist Italy: SOVIET, I LOVE YOU! NO HOMO THOUGH!
Soviet Union: *stares at him before deadpan saying* Fascist, we're literally dating.

#4

Imperial Japan on a late night run: *Looking for sushi while minding her own business*
Imperial Japan: *Finds sushi*
Third Reich to Fascist Italy: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DESICION FASCIST!

#5

Third Reich: For someone who is 70 percent water, you don't look very refreshing.
Soviet Union: ...
Fascist Italy: BURNNNN
Imperial Japan: Water can't be burned.
Fascist Italy: EVAPORATEEE

#6

Imperial Japan: *shining a flashlight under the bed*
Imperial Japan: Third, are you ready to come out and interact with people?
Third Reich: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Imperial Japan: Understandable, have a good day.

#7

Imperial Japan: When you're wasted and run away from your sober friend...
Third Reich running away from Fascist Italy: I no longer have a manager, I can't be managed!
Fascist Italy: Third, get back here-

#8

Texting
Third Reich: Soviet, don't buy Fascist anymore toys
Soviet Union: Uh, ok?
*one new message*
Fascist Italy: So...I got in trouble with my lightsaber today...
Soviet Union: Fascist, wtf, this is why you can't have nice things-

#9

Imperial Japan: Do you realize how long it took me to work out why Ariel's father has seven daughters and each one represents a sea?
Imperial Japan: Decades
Soviet Union: Which sea is Ariel?
Imperial Japan: Red Sea. Have you seen her hair?
Third Reich: Then which is the Dead Sea?
Fascist Italy: Their mom.
Soviet Union, Imperial Japan and Third Reich: Go home-

#10

Fascist Italy: *Sprinting to a meeting because he's late* *turns corner to find his his Boss sprinting as well*
Third Reich: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS!