"Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them." -Gordon Ramsay
The kitchen was in shambles. Appearing like it had barely survived a nuclear explosion; pans piled high in the sink burned or broken, various cooking machines half set-up plugged dangerously into every outlet, and there were strange splatters of a mysterious substance coating the walls up to the ceiling. The floor was even inhabitable to walk on with the amount of powder and 'goo' smeared all over, and not to mention there was a repulsive smell of charcoal flooding in every onlooker's nostrils.
Right in the center was the tower's resident alien princess dressed in an apron with a chef's hat falling partially over her eyes. Beside her was a little mischievous green eyed titan smiling impishly also in the same apparel. Their clothes had not spared either of whatever was spilling onto the counters. They looked like rejected cubist paintings with their faces covered in muck.
"Greetings friends!" Starfire exclaimed joyfully, "Jericho and I had just discovered the internet's televised culinary tutorials! And they were so very wonderful that we had decided to partake in the ritual of making the breakfast for everyone this glorious morning!"
Jericho rushed forwards to the rest of the inhabitants with a platter stacked with a sickly green gelatinous mound that had floating bits of cheese, raw meat, and fruit diced inside. He was grinning so widely, his eyes crinkled in the corners clearly proud of their creation as he offered it to them.
Kilowatt coughing around a gag sprinted out of the room remembering the last time he had a disastrous breakfast. No one stopped him.
Everyone else struggling to hide their disgust gingerly took their own plates of the experimental food combination but only to appease the tenderhearted duo. And eventually all of them reluctantly took a bite only to suffer severe food poisoning for the rest of the day. Luckily the Herald had previously stocked the medbay with antacids and nausea medications in case of future cooking calamities.
Somehow, both Starfire and Jericho remained unaffected forever becoming an obscurity in titan history.