Princess Crystalgem: Nor will I.
LaCuevademisgustos: Yep. Not much changed here. I figured I could make some of the interactions happen where confessionals would normally take place. I like those team interviews but it's honestly the best way to get teams to interact.
Jss2141: Thank you.
Current Rankings: Best Friends, Cadets, Ice Dancers, Opposites, Daters, Best Bros, Geniuses, Reality TV Pros, Rockers, Fashion Bloggers, Sisters, Adversity Twins, Mother and Daughter, Goths, Tennis Rivals, Magical Misfits, Father and Son
"Last time on the Ridonculous Race, after shopping for spices and going through the desert via camel. The teams built up an appetite. The winners were Best Friends Carrie and Devin while everyone else was a loser but only one team could be eliminated. Which was the Vegans, proving you can only play so safe to be safe. But that was then, and this is… The Ridonculous Race!" Don narrates.
(After theme song)
We then see Don walking by the desert where the Don box was.
"Yesterday's Chill Zone shall be our next starting line." Don explained, "Teams depart in the order they arrive so the so-called platonic Best Friends are first."
Devin pressed on the Don box and received his next tip, "Oh wow. We're going to Paris."
"No way!" Carrie cheered excitedly.
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"Paris. Home of the Mona Lisa. tiny coffees, and other obnoxiously annoying things that drive me crazy. Once they reach Paris, they must head to the Eiffel Tower and collect their next travel tip."
XXX
We then see Devin and Carrie get on the moped and soon the former begins driving it while the latter clung onto him with a smile.
"I am so excited. Paris is the most romantic place on earth." Carrie smiled brightly.
"Yeah. When we win the million, I'm going back to Paris with Shelley." Devin smiled back, not catching Carrie's sigh as he continued driving.
They began to drive towards the airport as seen by the sign ahead.
"Almost there." Devin said happily before asking, "Can you loosen your grip homie?"
"Oh sorry." Carrie said sheepishly before suddenly siren impressions were heard from behind them.
"Wee-ooo, wee-ooo. Emergency police business." MacArthur told them, the Best Friends, not noticing the trick at first, let them pass when Carrie gasped in shock, "It's the Cadets."
"Yes!" MacArthur smirked as she hi-fives Sanders when the Ice Dancers pass on their moped, posing with smiles.
"Why are you two smiling so much?! It's weird!" MacArthur asked furiously.
"We're sport heroes. It is expected of us to smile on camera." Jacques said politely before Josee sharply spoke with a smile, "No talking with imbeciles Jacques. Keep driving."
"Fine." Jacques groaned but kept his smile.
Soon as he Sisters, and Mother and Daughter passed by the sign and soon the Adversity Twins crashed into the sign thankfully Mickey was in front with his helmet so they didn't suffer much pain.
Back at the moped parking zone, the Goths were finally starting to drive while the Fashion Bloggers reaching the parking zone with a hand woven carpet.
Confessional: Fashion Bloggers
"If we knew that we were going to the fashion captial of the world, we probably wouldn't have spent so much time shopping for a carpet." Jen admits before she and Tom squealed, "Paris! EEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Confessional Ends
We then see the Ice Dancers reach the airport station as Josee speaks up to the receptionist, "Two tickets please. Do you offer free upgrades for Olympians?"
The receptionist smiled as he spoke, "Ah yes. Free upgrades for all gold medal people."
"Economy is fine." Josee's smile twitched as she spoke while the Cadets, Best Friends, Daters, and Opposites soon ran inside the airport.
Soon they all looked to see Geoff and DJ ride inside the airport in the moped while Geoff was having the time of his life, DJ was screaming in horror as they crashed into a pile of luggage.
"That's the last time I let you drive." DJ said in annoyance as he and Geoff resurfaced.
"I just thought it'd be cool, and I was hoping to prove to Brody back home that I can drive these better than he can. One time he and I crashed through his neighbor's gazebo." Geoff chuckled.
"Dude, you shouldn't laugh. You totally ruined that wedding." DJ scoffed in disgust.
"Yeah true." Geoff said awkwardly, "At least I got free cake out of it."
Once he saw DJ's glare however, he sighed, "Fine. Fair point."
We then see the Tennis Rivals grunting as Pete drove in their moped.
"Ugh. I can't believe we're in the bottom three in the first round." Gerry complained bitterly.
"No worries bro. We can still do well. I mean, those teams don't have the sports experience we do." Pete smirked as they passed the Fashion Bloggers, Jen and Tom were struggling since Tom had to hold the carpet.
"Tom! The carpet's slowing us down! You have to ditch it!" Jen told her partner.
"But…" Tom began before Jen glared at him, "Tom! We're going to Paris!"
"Very well." Tom said mournfully, "Be free oh carpet."
He threw it behind him, unaware it was heading for the Father and Son's way.
"Rouge carpet twelve o clo-" Dwayne began before the carpet covered their vision while Sugar and Leonard passed by.
"Wow. A real magic carpet. I never saw one of those before. I thought those only existed in Agrabah." Leonard smiled.
Sugar rolled her eyes in a good humored way as she drove ahead.
Solo Confessional: Sugar
"Like I told the geek, I play along with Leonard's little game because it's fun." Sugar smiled enthusiastically, "He always says the most hilarious things too."
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the airport where Jen and Tom saw a bruised Dwayne and Junior walk by much to their shock.
"Yikes. What happened to you two?" Tom asked in concern.
"Strangest thing, we were blinded by a carpet. It could've killed us." Dwayne explained much to Tom and Jen's shock and horror.
"Well… whoever did that is an idiot." Tom laughed nervously before he grabbed Jen's hand and led her away, "Sorry about that."
"Nine teams wait anxiously to board at flight number two which doesn't take off for an hour and thirty minutes which is covered in sad face stickers to show the hilarious shame they must feel." Don laughed before continuing, "But flight one is already Paris bound with eight teams."
The shot cut to the Best Friends, Daters, Cadets, Reality TV Pros, Best Bros, Opposites, Tennis Rivals, and Ice Dancers all on the plane as the flight continued before landing in the dark yet shiny night sky of Paris.
"Flight number one has landed and the race to first place is on." Don smiled as the eight teams ran out the plane.
"Eiffel Tower please." Carrie was heard speaking before a bunch of taxis drove off into the distance.
Soon the Ice Dancers' taxi ended up stopping at the Eiffel Tower much to their joy as they ran for the Don box.
"Gold medal we're coming! Woohoo!" Josee cheered before MacArthur shoved them aside and smirked, "Nailed it."
"It's a Botch Or Watch." MacArthur said as she grabbed the tip.
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"In this Botch Or Watch, whoever didn't eat the stew in Morocco must draw a caricature of their partner. When the local French artiste approves of the drawing. They may receive their next tip." Don explained as he turned to a tall man in a blue suit and brown bushy mustache.
Soon the Best Friends, Opposites, Daters, and Reality TV Pros show up and soon the drawing commences. Carrie drew for a confident Devin, Jacques for a posing Josee, Stephanie smiled at a flexing Ryan as she began drawing, MacArthur drew for Sanders, and finally Noah and Geoff began drawing for Cody and DJ.
We then see the teams from flight number two head for the Don box.
"While teams from flight number two begin to fetch for tips. Teams from flight one strain to complete the challenge." Don told the audience and after that Geoff completed his drawing for DJ.
"Done." Geoff handed his drawing to the artist who took a look at his picture which had DJ's muscles being exaggerated.
"Great job Geoff. That looks really good." DJ smiled before the artist handed the tip over.
"Yes!" Geoff and DJ high fived which Cody saw and smiled at Noah, "Aw. The way those two support each other is really cool. Maybe we could do that."
"I'm not being lazy. Don't expect too much from me." Noah told the geek who sighed, "Fair enough."
"Go down down down, to find where your next tip is found. Look for cheese that is round." Geoff read before a rat was heard running down the sewers which had velvet ropes around it.
"Follow that rat!" Geoff smiled excitedly before DJ gasped, "We have to go down the sewers!"
We then see Don underground, "Welcome to the catacombs where Ancient Parisians buried victims of the plague. Teams must use their noses to navigate these tunnels and find the correct exit and the travel tip hidden behind the rolls of giant cheese."
We then see the taxi the Fashion Bloggers were on began halting due to a flat tire.
"A flat tire near a boutique heaven of a shop." Tom observed, "That's such a coincidence I could vomit."
"The universe wants us to go shopping. It's fate!" Jen told her partner with a gasp.
"Or… the ultimate test of our temptations. We are already behind, we cannot just stop to shop." Tom reminded his partner before smiling with a smirk, "Though it is going to take a while to change that tire."
The two immediately squealed as they ran for the Boutique.
We cut back to the Best Friends who were just declined to continue on.
"What do you mean no? She got an A in art class last semester." Devin said angrily before the artist showed Devin the picture, he was laying shirtless as cupids and leaves surrounded him which shocked him but he laughed it off, "Oh I see. It's too accurate."
Solo Confessional: Devin
"It was kinda odd of Carrie to draw me like that but it is a caricature so I guess she exaggerated a bit too much." Devin shrugged, "I mean, could you imagine us being more than friends? That's just crazy."
Solo Confessional Ends
We then see that Kitty was drawing Emma near Cody and Noah as Kitty began asking Emma, "So? Are you dating anybody new at university?"
"Yeah. His name is the law curriculum." Emma rolled her eyes but Noah couldn't help but listen in a bit.
"Noah. Over here." Cody told the bookworm before he refocused, "Oh sorry." Noah apologized before continuing to draw.
Confessional: Sisters
"You see, Emma's always been the serious one but ever since her ex boyfriend broke up with her two years ago she's been so-" Kitty began babbling before Emma coughed loudly and covered Kitty's mouth, "Fine. I've been super fine. And I don't need a boyfriend, I need my sister to focus on the game."
Confessional Ends.
We then see more teams arrive as the Adversity Twins head for the drawing supplies as Mickey struggled to reach for the pencils, "Come on Mickey. You can do it. It's two of us versus one of it." Jay said in a motivating tone.
Confessional: The Adversity Twins
"It was a Tuesday morning." Jay began explaining, "Mickey's pencil case broke. He slid on the pencils that were dropped and fell on pencils the whole. way. down. He's been afraid of them ever since."
Confessional Ends
We then see Noah showing the artist his picture of Cody, who he basically drew as a tree, they were both laughing hysterically as Cody watched awkwardly with a nervous laugh when Noah suddenly pulled him along as he took the tip.
"Wait. Can I see the picture?" Cody asked curiously.
"I drew you as a tree. Now let's go." Noah told the geek before Cody shrugged, "A tree? I guess that's funny." He giggled.
We then see the Tennis Rivals' taxi suddenly stop, waking them up.
"Huh? What? Are we there yet?" Gerry asked.
"You old men never told me where to go." The taxi driver told them.
"Hey we're older, but that doesn't mean we're old." Pete said in offense.
Confessional: Tennis Rivals
"We've got the same energy as the other teams… well from about five am to four pm." Gerry told the confessional.
"Yeah, after that we get a little groggy." Pete admitted.
"Groggy? I haven't seen a moon since 2003." Gerry said happily before he laughed along with Pete.
"Hey, I got a moon for ya buddy." Pete smirked before pointing at his butt, "Right here."
The two began to laugh wildly after that.
Confessional Ends
"Hey hey. To the Eiffel Tower. Handale Handale." Gerry commanded before the taxi drove.
We then see the Daters and Opposites both walking together when Ryan suddenly spoke up to Stephanie, "If you got the plague. I would throw myself on your boil covered body so that I got infected too, so we would die at the exact same time in the exact same way."
"Sha-what?" Lightning asked incredulously.
"That is-" Stephanie began before smiling at Ryan who smiled back, "The most romantic thing I have ever heard."
The two began making out while Lightning speaks to Cameron while they walk past the Daters, "This is some freaky weird couple action right there."
"It's clear these two are going through some sort of honeymoon stage." Cameron explained to his partner, "Where you feel complete bliss and feel as if you're on top of the world. I've seen it before with Mike and Zoey."
"Wait. You mean the honeymoon stage where the couple has-" Lightning began before Cameron reaches up to cover his mouth, "No. Not that type of honeymoon stage. The stage where they feel as if they are truly in love before you start going through actual relationship problems. Hopefully they'll know how to handle it."
"Uh… you realize we can hear you right?" Ryan said, a bit weirded out as he and Stephanie walked near the duo.
"Oh sorry." Cameron laughed nervously, "I was just speaking to my partner."
"Yeah, well clearly you're talking nonsense since me and Ryan are clearly not going through this alleged honeymoon stage you claim we are." Stephanie huffed, "Come on Ryan. Let's get away from these two."
Stephanie immediately speed walked away while Ryan followed, although less confident than his girlfriend was.
"Just to be clear, you're in the right? Right?" Lightning asked curiously to which Cameron nodded, "Got it." Lightning nodded back.
We then see Emma reading a book as Kitty continued to draw, "It needs at least four exaggerations to be a caricature." Emma pointed out.
"I have WAY more than that." Kitty said with a grin as she kept drawing.
"Do you want to be alive in this?" Ennui asked as he prepared drawing for his partner.
We then see Taylor was drawing a posing Kelly as she rolled her eyes, "Thank the heavens I am the one drawing this. After all, I am a really good artist, the best in my class and probably in the whole planet."
"I'm not bad either y'know." Kelly said brightly, "I took a couple art classes myself for two years before I agreed to have you."
"Oh my gosh mom. It's not always about you." Taylor groaned.
We then see Tom and Jen running towards the challenge site with shopping bags full of clothing as Jen smiled brightly, "Getting that flat tire was totes the best thing to ever happen."
"I've never shopped so fast in another language in my life." Tom said happily.
"So worth it though. I mean, finding rock studded leggings in North America? Good luck with that." Jen scoffed with a smirk.
We then see The Best Friends, Father and Son, and the Adversity Twins had their drawings approved as Carrie made it into the sewer hole, "Hurry! Come on!"
We then see Devin and the previously mentioned two teams run over to the hole.
"Ugh. I hope I don't get the plague again." Jay rolled his eyes in annoyance.
The Rockers, Tennis Rivals, and Magical Misfits then finally arrive at the challenge location as Pete grabs Gerry by the shirt, "Come on. Hurry up."
We then see the Cadets running inside the catacombs when MacArthur began sniffing the air, "Okay what are you doing?" Sanders asked in annoyance.
"I've trained my nose so I could work at border crossings." MacArthur explained happily, "People think they can bring oranges to basically any country they want. Not on my watch." She punched her palm before sniffing the tunnel on the right, "This way." MacArthur said happily before running inside leaving Sanders alone before MacArthur suddenly screamed from the inside.
Sanders ran in, clearly concerned but then she saw it was just an old skeleton on top of MacArthur who had her eyes closed.
"MacArthur. It's just a skeleton." Sanders said dully.
MacArthur opened her eyes and giggled sheepishly, "Whoops."
"As the Parisian catacombs give a warm welcome to their guests. Some teams are still trying to draw the first challenge's conclusion. See what I did there?"
We then see that the Fashion Bloggers, Geniuses, Sisters, Rockers, Mother and Daughter, and Goths were still at the challenge site, and soon the Fashion Bloggers, Rockers, Goths, and Sisters were all given tips for their drawings, and Kitty certainly earned a glare from Emma when she saw her drawing.
And finally Mother and Daughter were given their tip though given how horrifying Taylor's drawing of Kelly looked, it makes you wonder why.
"Mind I keep this so I can give this to my surgeon?" Kelly asked.
We then see Cody and Noah running across the field when Cody speaks up, "You think we're getting anywhere?"
"Not really. If we had any kind of lead, we clearly lost it by now." Noah told the geek before he stops in horror and sees a skull on the ground.
"No. I've seen that skull before." Noah said in shock, "Aw (bleep), we're going in circles."
"Ugh." Cody groaned furiously.
We then see DJ and Geoff running across the catacombs when they reach a wall.
"Aw man. It's another dead end." DJ groaned.
"Chill bro. If we find all the dead ends, the only path left will be the right one." Geoff smiled reassuringly.
"Well I kinda want to find the right path NOW. This place is terrifying." DJ shivered fearfully.
"Alright bro. Fair enough." Geoff said comfortingly, "Don't worry. We'll find it."
The Tennis Rivals and the Magical Misfits were the final contestants to receive the travel tips from the artist and as Leonard and Sugar ran ahead, the Tennis Rivals giggled before following them.
Confessional: Tennis Rivals
"I got a plan. We'll follow the glutton till she finds the cheese and then we'll rocket past her across the finish." Pete smiled.
"Glutton." Gerry chuckled before he and his partner began laughing.
Back with the Adversity Twins, the two were running across the catacombs when suddenly yellow flashing eyes appearing in the darkness of one of the paths, causing them to scream and hug, but then the figures revealed themselves to be the Goths.
"You-You scared us." Jay said in horror.
"It's a little scary down here." Mickey admits sheepishly.
"Really? We've never been so happy." Crimson said stoically.
"This place could be an amusement park or a camp for kids." Ennui added, turning to his girlfriend's side.
The Adversity Twins just backed away awkwardly much to the Goths lack of surprise.
"As always, they run." Crimson said monotone, "Such a shame."
Back with the Cadets, MacArthur was still sniffing throughout the caverns when she heard something rushing.
"You hear running water?" MacArthur asked before she and Sanders turned to the path which was lit, signifying the exit and soon they found the outside which had logs of cheese everywhere.
"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" MacArthur smiled before grabbing one of the cheeses, "You're coming with me."
Suddenly they heard a loud cough making the Ice Dancers' presence known.
"Ohoho. If it isn't the Smiling Bronzingtons." MacArthur snarked with a smirk.
Josee soon gracefully walked to the cheese before kicking the cheese away to reveal the instruction sign.
"I hate bronze!" Josee smiled angrily.
"Take your cheese and sail away to where Mona Lisa's on display." Jacques said happily.
"The Louvre!" Sanders said brightly.
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"The Louvre. Home to many paintings I was asked to stop touching. It's also the Chill Zone for this part of the race. Last one to meet me at the Carpet Of Completion may be going home."
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We then see Jacques kneel gracefully on top of the cheese when he catches Josee's arms in his arms once she jumps on.
"Bye. You stink worse than this disgrace of a cheese boat." Josee smirked maliciously.
"Too bad you forgot the oars." MacArthur reminded them with a smirk of her own as Sanders held up the oars to signify this.
"Darn it!" Jacques said furiously before smiling nervously at a clearly angered Josee, "Jacques, you were supposed to get the oars." She said tensely.
The Cadets soon rowed past them as MacArthur smirks, "What's French for Boo-Yah!"
We then see the Magical Misfits running along as the Tennis Rivals followed them.
Leonard began whispering to Sugar as he noticed their presence, "You are aware those two elves are following us right?" He whispered.
"Of course I am. I ain't no sucker. Just let them follow us. We'll get them off our trail later." Sugar whispered back harshly before her stomach started rumbling and soon she let a fart, covering the Tennis Rivals in a cloud of green gas.
"Or now will work." Sugar smirked joyfully before she picked up Leonard and carried him away from the scene.
Back with The Fashion Bloggers, Tom was slowly feeling creeped out as he carried the bags, "Ugh. This place gives me the creeps. I feel like I'm being watched."
"Hey Tom. I have a bone to pick with you." Jen laughed as she used string to use a skeleton as a puppet, much to Tom's amusement before they heard a distant roar in the distance and saw a giant shadow in the path nearby them, causing the two to run in fear. Tom
nearly dropped a bag but he went back for it despite the danger and continued running. However it just turned out to be a harmless rat who laughed at the scene.
(After commercial break)
We then see Carrie outside the catacombs jumping onto the cheese float into Devin's arms.
"M'lady." Devin said teasingly much to Carrie's amusement as she giggled.
Soon more cheese floats followed as the Mother and Daughter, Daters, Adversity Twins, and Goths paddled along with them in their boats.
Meanwhile back in the front, the Cadets were rowing at a good pace when suddenly they heard splashing. To their ultimate surprise, the Ice Dancers were kick splashing quickly to catch up to the Cadets.
"No way!" MacArthur said in shock.
Confessional: Ice Dancers
"Missing paddles?" Jacques asked smugly, "That won't stop us."
"We've competed in far more dire situations. Jacques got rabies from a squirrel but that never stopped us." Josee smirked.
"I skated dressed as a Saint Bernard so the foam coming out of my mouth made complete sense." Jacques explained.
"Adapting is what champions do." Josee said happily.
Confessional Ends
The Ice Dancers then sped past the Cadets much to their shock.
"These two get creepier by the minute." MacArthur said in shock.
We then see the Best Bros, Sisters, and Father and Son rowing their cheese floats as Don narrates, "Most of the teams are in their cheese floats, but for those still in the catacombs, it's a race to not come in last."
Confessional: Tennis Rivals
"We made a terrible mistake." Pete said angrily.
"I thought that following that Sugar girl would get us far ahead but all it did was get us lost." Gerry added.
"Go home now and we'll be lucky to get a deal for tube socks but I hate those, you never know where to put your heel." Pete grunted.
"There goes that idea." Gerry smirked before he and Pete laughed.
We then see the Reality TV Pros finally make it to the outside of the catacombs and to where the cheese wheels were.
"There's the tip and plenty of cheese wheels. We're still in this." Noah smiled as he read the tip, "Okay. I'll get the oars, and you get the cheese."
"Marvelous. We're still in the game." Leonard said happily as he and Sugar ran over.
"Ooh cheese." Sugar squees before taking a bite out of one of the cheese wheels and Leonard ran over, "Sugar. We need to ride the cheese wheels across the river, you can't eat this one."
"Oh." Sugar smiled awkwardly, "Sorry."
We then see Jacques and Josee floating along the river when Josee smiles at the stairway and solid ground at the distance, "Over there!"
Jacques and Josee soon leap onto the ground and wave to their fans who are nowhere to be seen, which gave the Cadets leeway to pass them as they rolled their wheel of cheese.
"Push it Sanders! Feel the burn!" MacArthur told her partner before the Ice Dancers gasped and then began rolling the cheese up the stairs behind the Cadets.
The two teams began rolling their wheels to the Chill Zone and…
"Well well lady cadets. You're in first place. The Ice Dancers will just have to settle for silver." Don told the Cadets who made the carpet first.
The Ice Dancers then ran over and kept their clear fake smiles, though they were both different. Jacques was nervous and Josee was hiding a furious rage.
MacArthur decided to rub salt in the wound by doing a victory dance, "You don't hear victory music? Oh wait, I forgot that isn't for the losers."
"Uh, it would be best not to provoke her." Jacques warned her nervously while keeping his smile.
Josee waved him off however, "No worries Jacques. I shall recover." Her eye soon twitched and she walked off with a furious grin after she walked past the carpet.
Meanwhile the teams were seen rowing their rafts and roll their wheels up to the top of the stairs.
We then see the Daters rowing their raft when Ryan held the oar with the tip of his finger, "Time to kick this cheese into overdrive."
He then threw it into the air and failed to catch it, causing it to float away in the water.
"Oops." Ryan said sheepishly before turning to Stephanie, "Babe. Pass me your oar. I'll double time it."
Stephanie happily did so but with Ryan's closed eyes, he failed to catch it and the oar floated away as well.
"I'm so sorry I let you down Steph." Ryan sighed sadly.
"It's okay sugar plum. Just don't let it happen EVER again." Stephanie said sternly much to Ryan's worry.
We then see Cody and Noah furiously rowing the cheese boat as Cody chanted happily, "Row. Row. Row."
"Stop it!" Noah commanded furiously to which Cody smiled sheepishly.
We then see Tom was trying desperately to balance the shopping bags on his arms and right leg in the cheese wheel.
"Don't worry. I'll keep things balanced, but there's not enough space. You're gonna have to swim." Tom said.
"I'll do it. For the clothing." Jen said in determination causing Tom to dramatically gasp, "This is such a huge sacrifice. You only let your beautician wash your hair."
"Well we need to protect the clothing!" Jen said before jumping in the water and cringing in disgust, "Ugh."
Soon tense music began to play as more teams began to show up at the Chill Zone starting with the Best Bros.
"Third place."
Confessional: Best Bros
"Alright!" DJ and Geoff chorused as they bumped chests.
Confessional Ends
The Best Friends got there next.
"Fourth."
Father and Son.
"Fifth."
The Opposites.
"Sixth."
Soon the Tennis Rivals had finally made it on their cheese wheel and began paddling with such determination.
Confessional: Tennis Rivals
"You see age is all in your mind." Pete explained.
"And in your joints." Gerry continued.
"And a little bit to do with the year you were born." Pete said before both men started laughing.
Confessional Ends
"And here come more teams." Don smiled as the teams began checking in.
The Fashion Bloggers
"Seventh."
Daters.
"Eighth."
The Geniuses.
"Ninth."
"The Sisters in tenth, and the Reality TV Pros in eleventh."
Soon Leonard and Sugar tried to run towards the Chill Zone when suddenly Don spoke up and held his arm out, "And if it isn't Leonard and his ark."
Suddenly a fifteen minute timer appeared which was likely due to editing.
"Fifteen minute penalty." Don alerted the two.
"What?! How are we being penalized?!" Sugar asked incredulously.
"You literally are part of your raft. You're lucky you didn't eat the whole thing or you'd have gotten a twenty minute penalty." Don said with a roll of his eyes.
"But the cheese is inside me! That's gotta count for something!" Sugar said angrily.
"Sure it does. Just step aside and hope you are not the last team to arrive." Don said with a smirk.
He then began narrating as teams kept rowing their wheels.
"With one team waiting for their penalty to end, the last six teams are battling to make it to the Carpet Of Completion." Don spoke up.
Mother and Daughter make it next.
"Twelfth place."
The Adversity Twins
"Unironically you're in thirteenth."
Goths
"Fourteenth."
Leonard began pacing nervously as Sugar was sweating furiously.
"Looks like someone's got the cheese sweats." Don narrated much to Sugar's annoyance.
We then see the Rockers finally roll their wheel of cheese towards the finish.
"The Rockers take Fifteenth."
"Oh no! The Tennis Rivals are here!" Sugar said in a panicked tone, "Oh why must cheese be so delicious?" She cried dramatically.
"Fear not Sugar. I shall stop these fools from claiming victory." Leonard smiled reassuringly before taking out his flute, "It's time for the Song Of Slumber."
"I doubt that will work but you realize in your penalized state, you can't do anything right?" Don asked with a smirk.
"Oh come on!" Leonard groaned.
The Tennis Rivals continued to roll their cheese, clearly worn out when suddenly a buzzer sounded, signifying the end of the Magical Misfits penalty.
"Magical Misfits your penalty is up!" Don said happily.
The two teams immediately jumped at the Chill Zone hearing this, it was close but one team made it on the carpet and that team was…
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The Magical Misfits.
"Phew. We made it. And not a spell to be used." Leonard smiled proudly to which Sugar rolled her eyes at.
Don then turned to the old men just barely outside the carpet, "Tennis Rivals, I'm afraid you two have been eliminated. I wish you luck in whatever sponsorships you decide to pursue but for now, it's time to go."
Farewell Speech: The Tennis Rivals
"Well that was a disaster." Pete sighed.
"On the bright side, we didn't go home first." Gerry said happily.
"Yeah, now we got a chance at getting some new sponsors." Pete nodded.
"Anyone out there that needs a new pitchman for arthritis cream for those bathtubs with the door that you don't have to step over. Call my agent." Gerry spoke to the audience.
"Who's your agent?" Pete asked curiously.
"That's the funny thing, I can't remember anymore!" Gerry said happily as he and Pete laughed while riding their cheese float.
Current Rankings: Cadets, Ice Dancers, Best Bros, Best Friends, Father and Son, Opposites, Fashion Bloggers, Daters, Geniuses, Sisters, Reality TV Pros, Mother and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Goths, Rockers, Magical Misfits
Eliminated: Vegans, Tennis Rivals
Author's Note: And so the Tennis Rivals lose here. While I do enjoy them as characters, I have nothing to do for them for plot reasons, so this is where their journey ends. Hey, at least they didn't go home first. Hahahahahahahahaha