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🌸 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAGAMI TSURUGI 🌸

Author's Note: Okay THANK YOU MY BFT HONEY! Truly you, BearfootTruck, helped inspire this one-shot. It's not Halloween anymore but whom really cares?!

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Brotherly Hijinks:

BearfootTruck: Awww, LOVE the cat pun. Good, took me a minute to think up who would give Kagami what. Really? I have wrote Nino/Marinette works before. I'm surprised that you're surprised by it. Well anyway, I ship her with Nino, Luka (mainly), Nathaniel or heck even Felix. Really any guy/girl just NOT ADRIEN! If not obvious Nino, was the one that planned the birthday party.

Staring out the chilly midnight skies, she releases a soft sigh. Turning around away from her bedroom bay window, sharp blood red eyes never notice his proximity towards the fully open space. He grins with malicious urges held within. Cat green eyes drink in her slloowwlly undressing creamy sweet flesh. Licking his white fangs in hunger, not being able to resist any longer.

Her just in her undergarments, he pounces pinning her luscious body against the floor and underneath him. She smiles so silent, staring up into his feral animalistic pupils.

"Werecat desire hiss daily cream?"

Smirking, she can feel his hard body getting very hot. His blacks claws lightly caress her bare thighs. Moaning so loudly out throat, her blunette head back against the floor. As she opens her mouth again, he lovingly stares at her own sharp teeth.

"You know I would love too. . ."

He sssllooowwllyy crawls off her, as his black cat ears twitch atop his blond haired head. He snarls suddenly furious. Speeding towards the open window, leaning over it. He plucks a threshing screaming sack up and unceremoniously tosses it in front of his Darling.

Sharp blood red eyes stare joyously at the feminine pleading from inside. Stately she opens it, the brunette olive green eyed girl tumbles.

"Look at that, my Cheshire Cat delivered me a sweet treat eat."

"No- please! I have weight in my human world! Can't we strike a deal?"

The blunette smiles as if considering. Faking out her pondering, walks over. Grabbing the girl's tan colored chin in her right cold hand. Smirking as knows her faithful werecat boyfriend just watches the show unfold.

"We have a mortal in common. Marinette Dupain-Cheng."

Releasing her face, the girl's widen olive green eyes get the werecat laughing. As both girls turn to him casually sitting on the bay window sit.

"Darling is right, you've harassed our human friend for to long. Seeing how it's my girl's birthday, I thought her sucking you dry would be the purr-fect gift."

"My Cheshire Cat does love to spoil me."

She gushes, placing her hands over her non-beating heart. He winks so sexually, she blows a kiss to him. The brunette sadly attempting to crawl away unnoticed. The tender blunette grabs at the girl's long hair, throwing her down to the floor.

"Scream, fight, do be frightened. It's more exciting when you fruitlessly try."

The werecat gets more bothered as his Darling's teeth sink into the girl's neck. Her screams and blood oozing down make him want to play too. But he knows his turn will come.

"Adrien, please take your chance. Her blood is as sinfully as us."

He nods smiling softly, catching their tosses meal into his arms. Blood beautifully dripping, still heart beating, yes she is barely conscious.

"Lila, you should have been nicer to Marinette. Would have done good, done better but times up."

His sharp black claws cut through warn body. Stomach open, meat and organs hit the floor. As Adrien chuckles in glorious thrills. Biting down onto the same spot his Darling started their meal.

-A/K-

Covered in Lila's blood, they cuddle laying down against her bedframe. His cat green eyes lovingly stare at her profile as she stares out at high moon above.

"Kagami, did you enjoy your birthday?"

A delicious meal shared my wick werecat? Nothing is better."

The werecat wraps his arms and legs around his vampire's beautiful blood covered body. They kiss as the sun starts to rise.

THE END!