It was snowing outside of Maria's house on the eve of Christmas.
Narrator: It is December 24th Christmas Eve.
Inside we see Adelaide Chang playing as Maria waiting for her gift.
Narrator: Young Maria has been waiting all day for this moment.
Adelaide: (gasp) It is so beautiful.
Carlos Casagrande playing the part of Godpapa Drosselmeyer comes in.
Carlos: Oh ho, Christmas is here.
Adelaide walks past Carlos and admires all of the decorations.
Narrator: Everything shown and glittered in the loveliest manner. Who or whom could describe them all?
Carlos: I can. Now here is a nice doll. (squirts water at him) And here is a cuckoo clock. (makes a cuckoo noise). Oh look, it's a Choo Choo train.
Carlos plays with the train but the narrator interrupts him to try to narrate the story.
Narrator: Ah, hm. Excuse me, I'm trying to narrate.
Carlos: Well you said you wanted someone to describe all of this stuff here.
Narrator: That was a rhetorical question—pretend like I'm not here.
Carlos: How do you expect me to ignore a big booming voice that is blabbity blabbing all of the time?!
Narrator: Just ignore me.
Carlos: Alright, have it your way. Sheesh, someone could use a little ismascray iritspay.
Narrator: Ah um. This year, Godpapa Drosselmeyer had made a special gift for young Maria.
Carlos: Alright, little one, now this took me all-.
Narrator: It had taken him all year to build.
Carlos: Right, all year. (Clears throat) It's a beautiful—.
Narrator: A beautiful nutcracker doll.
Carlos: Oh you're no narrator, you're just a great big surprise spoiler.
Narrator: Ignore me and just give her the doll!
Carlos: Fine, fine, alright. Here's the no longer surprise nutcracker, take it already.
Carlos gives Adelaide a nutcracker doll that is based on CJ.
Adelaide: (gasp) He's so handsome.
Carlos: Oh why thank you. You know I have been taking care of myself, I've been doing some aerobics and jogging and. Oh, you're talking about the doll. Yeah he's cute too.
Adelaide winds up the nutcracker 3 times, it shakes a bit and turns to her and takes it's hat off and bows to her and then puts his hat back on. Adelaide does a curtsy, then they spin round and the Nutcracker starts to dance. He walks back and forth and then goes on top on a rocking horse, dances on the head and jumps back down. Adelaide is happy and Carlos is confused, then turns angry. The Cj nutcracker does an Irish dance and Adelaide copies what he did, he spins his legs, Adelaide struggles and falls on her back, then the nutcracker jumps from present to present before jumping into the present that shuts. He comes out of the bowl of nuts, and salutes, to which Adelaide does. The doll begins to chop the nuts and Adelaide catches with her hand before eating it, another chopped nut hits Carlos' nose and another. He chops more and Adelaide catches them and eats them and then eats more that flew in. The doll chops more and showers Carlos with nuts. The doll is done and Adelaide thanks Carlos for giving it to her.
Adelaide: Oh. I just love it. Thank you, Godpapa Drosselmeyer.
Carlos: Wait a minute! He's not supposed to dance. Must be a lose cogwheel in here somewhere.
He turns the head round and breaks it off.
Adelaide: (Gasp) You broke him!
Narrator: Right just for that I'm kicking you out of the story.
Carlos is kicked out of the house and falls into the snow.
Adelaide hugs the doll after fixing it.
Adelaide: Oh I'll take great care of you and nurse you til you're better and happy again.
She takes the Christmas bow from one of the presents and wraps round his head like a bandage.
Adelaide: There, just as handsome as ever. Oh if only you were real, I could dance with you.
The cj nutcracker remained still for a moment then it smiled at her. Puzzling her.
Narrator: Maria thought she saw the nutcracker smile perhaps it was a trigger of light perhaps something else.
Suddenly Adelaide's limbs shrink in a flash then her body and finally her head. She has shrunk and comes out of the chimney of Carl's train, looks up to see a rocking horse looking menacing and Adelaide runs for her life. She then bumps into a clown doll with a mean look. She runs on to some roller skates and crashes into something. She is then tangled up by long Christmas ribbons. Then a shadow comes toward her.
Adelaide: Huh?
Cj in Nutcracker get-up, slices the ribbon and thanks Adelaide for her kindness.
CJ: Maria, I want to thank you for your kindness.
Narrator: Maria was no longer frightened in the twinkling of the Christmas lights. Her beloved nutcracker looks more handsome and dashing than ever.
Then the background changed into a spotlight, they look around for a bit and decided to dance together and then they moved around on balls. Next Cj pulls a sleigh with Adelaide riding on it. Next Cj is moving on a wreath with Adelaide in the centre until it comes to a stop after hitting a present. Next they surf on spinning tops, then they ride on rocking horses. Next they jump on teddy bears like a pair of trampolines. After that they move on to the children's windmills, rotating them while running. Next they skate on the floor with candy canes as a pair of skating boots.
They stop skating and start to kiss. But before they could to that Adelaide senses something.
Narrator: Suddenly there began a sort of wild kickering and squeaking loudly and all about. Oh my Gosh, it's, it's, the Mouse King.
Carl Casagrande is the mouse king but he doesn't want to.
Carl: I don't want to be the Mouse King, this is ridiculous. (He throws off his mouse hat off and leaves) Bye bye.
Narrator: Wait, Carl! You know the Mouse King wins.
Carl: He does?
Narrator: Yes, yes, the Mouse King wins in the end. You get the girl.
Carl: (thinks for a moment and decides to do it) Alright, I'll do it!
He puts his mouse hat back on and whirls like when he came in.
Narrator: (clears throat) The Mouse King (who will win in the end) had come for Maria. He wanted her to be his Queen.
CJ: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Carl kicks Cj out and he is sent flying until he crashes into the Christmas decorations.
Adelaide: Oh no!
Carl: (laughs evilly)
Adelaide: Ahhhhhhh! Oh Ahhhhh!
Carl uses his sceptre to trap Adelaide in it so she couldn't get out.
Adelaide: Ahhhh!
Cj seeing what is going cuts down the decoration to rescue Adelaide. Then a train comes in driven by Carl.
CJ: Huh?
The train runs around and Cj goes after it but unfortunately the train goes into the present that Carl came out of, it closes just as Cj was about to go in.
CJ: Hm, something's screwy going on here.
Bobby: Heya, CJ.
CJ: Bobby, what are you doing here? You're not in the Nutcracker.
Bobby: I'am now.
CJ: But what are you supposed to be?
Bobby: I'd be helping ya.
CJ: No, no, what role are you playing?
Bobby: Uh, Hamlet?
CJ: Can I get a little help here?
Narrator: Nope, I'm staying out of this one.
CJ: Bobby, what role are you playing from the Nutcracker?
Bobby: Oh right, I'll be the magical snow fairy who can instantly transport you to the evil Mouse King's hidden kingdom.
CJ: Now you're talking.
Bobby goes to the present. He snaps his finger and it opens up squishing him.
CJ: Let's go.
Cj goes into the present to rescue Adelaide from the Mouse King.
In the mouse king's world it is snowing and the train is seen chugging along. CJ and Bobby see the tracks that'll lead them to the Mouse King's kingdom.
Carl is trying to get the crown on to Adelaide's head but she moves to avoid the crown being placed on her head as she is tied up to an ice stalagmite.
Narrator: Right here we go. The Mouse King played by Carl Casagrande and who will win in the end was attempting to crown Adelaide—I mean…Maria as his boy—mouse queen or something like that.
Carl: Hold still will ya!
Adelaide: No! Never!
CJ: You heard the little lady. Let her go, you mousy Monarch.
Carl grabs his sceptre and gets himself ready. Both Cj and Carl approach each other and then they fight for Maria. Cj gets the upper hand but Carl fights back. Meanwhile Bobby approaches Adelaide and figures out how to untie her. He tries the bows but got the bow on his hands. Carl whacks the sceptre to the ground but Cj avoids it and he walks on top of Carl and kicks his bootie. Carl gets back up and kicks Cj's bootie as well.
Bobby is still trying to free Adelaide with scissors that broke, then a saw that was non effective, a flamethrower that didn't burn and a Jackhammer around her but the floor collapsed with Bobby minus Adelaide. Cj and Carl are still duelling with each other. Carl tried to poke Cj with his sceptre, Cj attempts to hit Carl and they still duel plus slicing off Carl's trousers revealing his Choo Choo chonies. He covers up the embarrassment briefly and then knocks Cj's nutcracker hat off of his head but Cj comes out of the hat and it lands back on his head. Carl attempts to whack Cj with his sceptre but he grabs it and is flung behind Carl. Carl does the same but unfortunately he is standing in mid air and falls.
Bobby drags the tied up Adelaide and Cj frees her with his dagger.
Adelaide: My nutcracker!
Cj, Adelaide and Bobby escape the mouse king's kingdom as fast as they can.
Narrator: And so they made their escape except for Bobby—I mean the uh, the magical snow fairy who was captured by…..Carl? No, no the-the Mouse King. Uh, you get the idea.
Bobby: Help.
Narrator: Having made it back, the Nutcracker and Maria sort to close the way to the Mouse King's world but. They've forgotten about…..the Train!
Then a rumbling is heard and the train comes out of the present and Carl and Adelaide run from it. Carl is once again in the Train madder than ever.
Carl: (laughs evilly)
Adelaide and Cj widen the rail lines and they split the train in two resulting in Carl falling off the train.
Carl: (screams in fright)
The Split train gets him from either side.
Cj sees the present wrapper and turns it into stairs for him and Adelaide to escape the wrath of Carl the mouse king. Carl uses his sceptre to zap at Cj and Adelaide but they dodge and it turns the gingerbread man into a skeleton. Cj grabs Adelaide's hand and runs past the ginger skeleton. Carl uses the catapult and flungs himself into the air and onto the Christmas tree. Carl aims his sceptre and Adelaide and Cj, they run from him but he aims as they attempt to flee. Cj grabs the part of the tree holding the bauble and it falls onto Carl and another one and another and another and more come raining down on him.
Cj and Adelaide make their way to the top of the Christmas tree but Carl caught up to them. He attempts to finish Cj off but Cj slices the top part holding a star it then falls onto Carl. Adelaide trips him with a candy cane and Carl falls from the tree bumping into numerous ornaments, he eventually lands onto the floor and his sceptre too, then his sceptre zaps him into it.
Narrator: Carl the Mouse King was stopped by Cj the nutcracker and trapped in his own sceptre.
Carl: Hey you said I would win.
Narrator: Sorry I made a mistake.
Bobby: Cheer up, Carl, I got card games.
Carl: Oh no.
Bobby: Go on, Carl, pick a card, any card.
Adelaide and Carl celebrate their victory by walking in a circle one time and he spins her around and they walk around in the opposite way and back to the position they were in and they look at each other lovingly.
Narrator: And so Adelaide-I mean Maria and her handsome Nutcracker played by Cj lived happily ever—-.
Carlos comes back with the sceptre and thanks Adelaide for getting it back to him.
Carlos: Thank you for getting this back to me.
Narrator: I thought you were gone.
Carlos: Oh no I just needed to get my sceptre back.
Narrator: Your sceptre?
Carlos: Yes, this fella in here usurped me. Now that I got it back I can resume my duties as the king of the sugar plum fairies.
Narrator: Oh now really you are not the king of the sugar plum fairies!
Carlos: Oh I sure am. (Fairy wings appear on his back and he lifts off the ground.) Come on, little guys, let's go.
Carlos flies off with the fairy particles as the narrator wraps the tale up.
Narrator: And that my dear friends ends the tale of the Nutcracker and Bobby and the Boy king of the mice and…I have no idea what that sugar plum fairy nonsense had to do with any of it. I'm outta here.