Captain's Log - Day 1: We have set sail for Keelhaul Key, despite my crew's protest. Nevertheless, I, the great Flavio, laughs at the face of danger. Keelhaul Key is dangerous, they say. HA! I laugh at them! The ocean favors us with calm winds and bright sunshine! We should be able to get there in no time! Anyway, that Autumn Samurai fellow was Crux's lookout. Also, I saw the silver hair man brought out a horse, A horse! How?! The Samurai has taken the horse inside the Crux's ship. Must be feeding time I guess?
"Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!" Juza sing
(You are a Pirate)
"Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!" The Crux and S.S Flavion crew are singing a song as they sail the ocean.
"You are a pirate!" Juza sing with a smirked
"Yeah!" The crew cheered.
"We got us a map (A nao!)
To lead us to a hidden box
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!)
And buried deep away
Well dig up the box (The box!)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the locks
And then we say hooray!"
"Yarr har fiddle dee dee!" Yinxing sing as other few from the S.S Flavion join her in the singing. "If you love to sail the sea"
"Weigh anchor!" Beibou yelled as she sing.
"Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig a deep and youre digging too fast
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Yay!
Were sailing away (Set sail!)
Adventure waits on every shore
We set sail and explore (Yaar har!)
And run and jump all day (Yeah!)
We float in our boat (The Boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (Aye, aye!)
Until we sail again!
"Yarr har fiddle dee dee! "Muzhen sing along with the others. "If you love to sail the sea!"
"Land ho!" Beidou yelled as she sing.
"Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!"
"Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!" Juza sing as he raises his cup high
"Blue sky above and blue ocean below
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!"
Captain's Log - Day 2: The weather is once again favorable. Yesterday was a blast! Everyone was singing that song that I join in on the fun! It dazzles me! The gods above are probably smiling down on us! We are in their favor.
Captain's Log - Day 3: The weather still favors us! Every once in a while, Captain Mario and the others jump ship to captain Beidou's ship to chat with them. What's so great about those knuckleheads anyway? Sure Beidou got a larger... and better ship but... Wait why do I feel like I'm jealous? Me? Flavio? JEALOUS? HA! Flavio never gets jealous! Still, I can't help but feel dread, I don't know if it's excitement or not, but we should be able to dock at Keelhaul Key by tomorrow morning.
(BGM ended)
(Fire Emblem Three Houses ost - Golden Deer and Crescent Moon)
Later into the night, the two ships were side by side, sailing into the night, and Flavio just so happened to be singing a song.
"Skull captain casts his gaze! Red jewel shines and plays! Boom-bassa-boom festival! The 'Stache brothers, best of friends! 3 times Red 'Stache lands on his end! Blue Stache's belly 4 times is whacked, so let's hear those fireworks go BOOM! At the boom-bassa-boom festivaaaal!"
"Why does he keep singing that annoying song?" A Toad groaned
"How should I know." A Bob-omb sighed.
"Look alive, everyone! Keelhaul Key is on the horizon! We should be there by morning!" Flavio declared. "While we wait, let us pass the time by me telling you one of my favorite stories to tell. Have I ever told you that-"
"Uggggh! Hey, do you got into room in there?" A Toad asked the Crux member.
"Duh, we got plenty of space here." The Crux member answered
"Get us out of this ship!" Pa-Patch begged
"Good grief. That guy sure like to talk a lot." Paimon sighed.
"Seriously." Aether agreed.
"Well, the bright side is that we're almost to the island. Then we can start looking for the Crystal Star." Rean said.
"Yeah. Plus, aside from the sing two days ago. We also got to see countless water Pokemon." Levi chuckled.
"And more importantly, we don't have to keep hearing that guys's story much longer either. I'm pretty sure everyone is annoyed by him." Tartaglia said.
"I'll say. That reminds me, where's Altina?" Luigi asked.
"Let's see, she already made her report..." Rean said as he look up. "Oh, She's up with Kazuha at the lookout tower."
"So where's Chongyun and Xingqiu?" Mario asked.
"Xingqiu is reading a book inside while Chongyun is making those frozen popsicles of his." Aether said
While Kazuha and Altina in the lookout tower seeing the view as Kazuha smell the air while he was sitting own. Until suddenly, Kazuha, Beidou, Altina, Rean, Aether and Levi sense a disturbance as Kazuha got up.
(BGM ended)
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Ghostly Encounter)
"This feeling just now... The smell of dread... the air turn cold... and the waves sprung silent..." Kazuha said.
"You sense it as well? Although I do detect a spike of unknown." Altina said as she notice the ship stopped. "Wait. The Ship stopped."
"It has..." Kazuha said as he turn to everyone. "Everyone! The ship stop moving!"
"Huh?" Paimon asked.
"You can't feel it because you're floating." Aether sighed. "But you're right. The ship stop moving!"
"Hey! Paimon can feel it! After all, we're listening to that scary background music of this story!" Paimon pouted.
"And not just your ship either, it's ours too!" Pa-Patch exclaimed.
"Great... so now what?" A Toad wondered.
"This is creepy…" Luigi said.
"Rean, you felt it too?" Levi asked.
"Yeah. Everyone, stay on your guard! My friends and I sense something abnormal around us." Rean said to everyone.
"Rean's right everyone, stay on your toes!" Beidou said as she step forward. "Shield, check anything within the ship, while Spear prepare yourselves. Get to your stations! And for the love of- Flavio! Stop with your story talking and listen! Both our ships as stop!"
"-And so, I strangled the Kracken with both hands and- oh? Our ships have stopped at the same time? Well, do something about it then!" Flavio ordered.
"Right away!" Pa-Patch said and climbed up the mast of the ship.
"Kazuha, what's the situation?" Beidou look up.
"The smell of dread is in the air. I can speculate that there's an unseen force responsible for halting the ships." Kazuha answered.
"Yeah, that can't be good." She muttered.
Levi sense something as he got his Glaive out. "Rean, everyone! I'm sensing something coming!"
"Hey, you're right!" Rean said as he readied himself to draw his Tachi. "I'm sensing... One... two... more than presences all around us!"
"Nothin' there, nothin' going on over there…" Pa-Patch said while looking around, then An Ember popped up behind Pa-Patch and poked him before disappearing. "Oye! Quit shovin'!" He said and turned around. "Huh… must be my imagination." He said and turned around.
Kazuha then gasped as he look up at the sky, noticing the clouds started closing the sky, replacing it with an ominous dark purple sky, darker clouds coming closer. And then the Ember appeared again and shoved him.
"Oye! Will you cut-" Pa-Patch turned around to see the Ember. "-IIIIIIAAAAAAAAH!" Pa-Patch yelled.
"Oi! What is going on up there!" Bobbery yelled as Pa-Patch came down trembling.
"THEY'RE HEEEEEEEEEEERE!"
"Wh-what's here?" Luigi asked, almost afraid of the question, and the Embers appeared.
(BGM ended)
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - More Danger!)
"AAAH!" Paimon screamed
"Ooooh! Ooooooooooh!" A ghostly voice moaned
"They look like Lava Bubbles!" Levi exclaimed
"EVERYONE! STAND YOUR GROUND! PREPARE TO ENGAGE WITH THE ENEMY!" Beidou declared as the Spears group, Mario and the others brought out their weapons while Kazuha and Levi ran inside the Crux, and then hundreds of Embers surrounded the ships. What's more, the fog kick in.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" A Toad yelled.
"E-E-E-Everyone remain calm! There's no need to be af-afraid!" Flavio exclaimed.
"Oooooh! Oooooooooh!"
"Oh, ghostly oooohing thing, are you the infamous pirate king, Cortez?" Flavio asked, and then an Ember showed up, causing his face to turn blue. "AAAAAAAAAAHH!"
"EVERYONE! BATTLE STATION!" Beidou command as those who can fight begin to fight back, but unfortunately, but it was no use as more just kept coming while their ships were being destroyed.
"There's too many of them!" Chongyun exclaimed as he perform exorcist of them but more keep appearing.
"IT'S ALL OVER! ABANDON SHIP!" Flavio yelled while the Mario Bros, and their friends tried to keep fighting them off, but eventually, the two ships started to sink to the bottom of the ocean.
(BGM ended)
Captain's Log - Day 4: Fortune smiles upon us. The Silver hair man one use his magic to get us ashore along with most of what remained of our ships. To think that we were attacked by the infamous pirate king, Cortez. The remains of our ship have been used to build huts on the island, while search parties searched for Admiral Bobbery and some crew members. To my amazement, the huts were built rather quickly by Captain Stache and his friends. He said he used to be a carpenter along with his brother. Wonder what that's like?
Captain's Log - Day 5: Still haven't found Admiral Bobbery, but we have found Captain Beidou and the rest of her crew on a little expedition. The whereabouts of Bobbery, Four-Eyes and a Toad are still unknown.
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Keelhaul Key)
"Uh... Paimon didn't really count for this." Paimon groaned.
"I don't think any of us did." Aether said as he was throwing rocks at the ocean.
"I'm just glad my horse is okay. It was a good thing Levi brought her back into his Dimensional Home." Kazuha said.
"And let's not forget that we all manged to survive, thanks to Levi's Magic and the Bros craftsmanship to build us some homes." Xingqiu added.
"Still... I never encounter something like this before..." Chongyun sighed. "So many evil spirits... I should learn from this experience and perform a stronger exorcism next time."
"Although we're trap within this island... Levi's spacial magic can teleport us out of here. But we can't leave just yet. We still need to find the Crystal Star." Tartaglia said. "Come on, let's go check on the others."
"Right. I want to see how Beidou is doing." Aether nodded as they walked over to the campsite where Beidou are discussing with her crew.
"Hey Beidou." Paimon said.
"Ah, Aether, everyone else. Once again, thanks for coming to find us." Beidou smiled
"No problem. We're sorry about your ship though." Aether said.
"Nah, don't worry about it. Although it's a deep shape she's gone. But I won't let her sacrifice be in vain. Besides, this kind of adventure counts. And coming up with ways to handle situations like this is good for the crew and myself. Plus, I'm gonna buy myself a new and beautiful ship. Sturdier, stronger, you get the idea." Beidou chuckled.
"Captain, they're at it again." One of the Crux's crew members approached them.
"Ugh, again?"
"Who's at it again?" Paimon asked
"Take a guess." Beidou turn Pa-Patch and Flavio having another fight. Vivian, Levi and Rean are trying to break them up but it's not going well.
(BGM paused)
(Blazblue ost - Comedy)
"Oooh, now what?" Mario sighed as he and Luigi who were just came out of the store, walked over and saw Vivian, Levi and Rean trying to hold the two back, but they weren't very successful.
"Will you two morons stop bickering at each other throats already!" Levi pleaded.
"Fighting at each other isn't going to help either!" Rean added.
"Seriously, get over it!" Vivian also added, but unfortunately, it fell on deaf ears.
"And what about YOU, Squinty? You turned to jelly when you saw all those ghosts! You were worse than Luigi!" Flavio yelled.
"What are you talkin' about?! You were the one quakin' in yer boots, Mr. Fancy Pants!"
"What. WHAT did you call the Great Flavio? Did you just say "Fancy Pants"?"
"I sure did, fancy pants! Fancy Pants! Fancy Pants! Fancy Pants! FANCY PANTS!"
"OOOOH, THAT IS IT, YOU LITTLE CYCLOPS! Flavio demands satisfaction! You! Me! HAMMERS! At Dawn!"
"Oh, that's fine by me!"
"Oh, for cryin'…" Beidou pulled out her Claymore and then slam it down, catching their attention. "Will you TWO shut up and make up already?"
"Hmph! He started it!" Both of them said, while Altina facepalmed.
"Perhaps there is a saying about two stubborn idiots…" Altina grumbled while the two walked off in a huff… and then they both were heard screaming and they came back to the gang.
(BGM ended)
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Ghostly Encounter)
"THEY'RE HERE TOO!" Pa-Patch yelled, as four Embers made their approach where the party sprang into action.
"SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Flavio yelled, hiding behind an umbrella.
(BGM ended)
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Event Battle)
"Unbelievable." Altina could only say where Beidou lung herself and let out powerful swing of her claymore while Mario and Luigi hammering it, Rean and Levi slashing them, and Chongyun use his exorcist technique to easily defeat it, and defeating all of them.
(BGM ended)
(Resuming Keelhaul Key)
"Well then, now that's taken care of them, it's too early to celebrate, no?" Flavio said.
"Well, he's right about that. There are three people missing out there. Bobbery, Four-Eyes, and a Toad." Beidou nodded.
"In that case, perhaps we should explore around the island and look for them." Altina suggest. "My team and I can go look out and explore."
"Then it's settled. Mario and company will go and find Bobbery and the others while we stay here?" Flavio nodded
"I'll be joining them as well. Juza, I'll leave things to you while I'm gone." Beidou said.
"Yes, Capain Beidou!" Juza saulte.
"I'll look above." Altina said as Claiomh Solais appeared, hopped on and take to the sky while the rest head into the jungle.
As the party walked through the jungle, and Altina scout from above and two Green Fuzzies hopped over to them, but Levi slash one with his Glaive while Vivian burn it her magic, then they went further on, but not before hitting a red ? Block that contained two Head Rattles that Mario and Luigi both took. They then walked further where they were greeted by a Putrid Piranha and another Green Fuzzy, but unfortunately for the Putrid Piranha, Beidou slice it with her Claymore, while Kazuha and Tartaglia quickly took care of the Green Fuzzy.
"Everyone!" Altina yelled from above. "I see Bobbery and the others! They're surrounded by those Embers!"
"Thanks Altina, let's hurry!" Rean said, as everyone agreed, then they walked toward the bridge.
(BGM ended)
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Danger!)
"Oh no! What are we going to do?!" A voice asked as they saw the Toad, Four-Eyes, and Bobbery standing there, where two Embers were in front of them.
"Argh… cursed ghosts!" Bobbery growled.
"Bobbery!" Alf called out when they ran up to them.
"Ah! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes!" Bobbery said and then had an idea. "Take them away! I'll deal with these blasted ghosts!" He said, suddenly picking up Four-Eyes and the Toad and throwing them to the group, in fact, they were about to land right on Luigi, but Aether's quickly pulled Luigi away in time while the Bobbery and begin to fight the Embers and they really giving him a beating.
"Bobbery!" Kazuha exclaimed.
"GO!" Bobbery yelled as he take the fight elsewhere now.
"Bobbery, wait!" Chongyun exclaimed but too late, Bobbery is out of sight.
(BGM ended)
(Resuming Keelhaul Key)
"Oh Admiral Bobbery, please forgive us!" The Toad was saddened as he had back to camp.
"I should head back as well. Good luck." Four-Eyes said and then walked off, only to return. "Oh, by the way! I'm looking at you, the ones reading this behind a computer screen or mobile device. Just because you know who I am doesn't meant you should tell the others. So don't tell anyone who I am… OR ELSE." He said and took off.
"…What was that all about?" Vivian wondered
"I guess he also know he's a character of this story." Tartaglia said.
"What do you exactly mean by character?" Paimon asked
"I guess this story is going to be about breaking the fourth wall isn't it?" Aether sighed.
"Well, that what make it funny in some shows I guess." Levi shrug. "Anyway, we need to go back and save Bobbery!"
"Right, let's go!" Rean agreed as everyone nodded. They ran off to help Bobbery. Beidou notice a Coconut tree and she hit it and it drop the Coconut.
"Alright, I got a coconut!" Beidou said proudly as she put it away and catch up with the others through the bridge along with the rest of them, while Xingqiu noticed an Ice Power just below the bridge, where went down the pathway and pick it up.
"Hmm, this might be useful." Xingqiu said and put it in his pocket where he caught up with the others.
"Argh! Blast you scurvy things! I can do this all day!" Bobbery yelled as they saw him surrounded by the two Embers, but Bobbery himself was beaten up pretty bad, where they sprang into action where Rean and Levi lung themselves and slash the Embers, getting rid of them.
(BGM paused)
"You okay?" Luigi asked.
(Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ost - Jolene)
"Ah… everyone… thank you for saving me from those ghosts… but, my time is cut short… I would like to make a last request… I would like a Chuckola Cola…"
"Flavio has one. Come on, let's go get him." Tartaglia said.
"I got a better idea." Levi said as he created a portal, then he grab Flavio. "Get over here!"
"AAAH! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A PORTAL!" Flavio yelled.
"Bye-bye!" Pa-Patch saluted and Flavio was dragged in.
"Why did you say "get over here"?" Rean asked
"Actually, I don't know. I don't have a clue where did that come from." Levi sweatdrop.
"What in tarnation is going on?!" Flavio exclaimed. "I demand an explanation!"
"Flavio, give Bobbery the Chuckola Cola." Beidou said
"A Chuckola Cola!" Flavio exclaimed. "Hmph! And why would I give you a Chuckola Cola? We're short on them as is!"
"That's because you've been drinking them all!" Paimon told him.
"Hmph, the only way I can give you this Chuckola Cola is by giving me something else in return."
"Like this?" Beidou asked, handing over a coconut.
"Ooooh! Coconuts! I love coconuts! Here's your Chuckola Cola!" Flavio grinned, handing them the Chuckola Cola, where Mario handed it over to the Bob-omb.
"Thank you, lad." Bobbery said, sit down by the tree and drinking it up. "Mmm, ahh... This glorious flavor... thank you… and now I am seeing the light. Thank you all…" He said and began to drift off. "Scarlette… I'm coming…" He quietly said before closing his eyes one final time.
"Is he..." Altina paused as Bobbery just sat there, no movement.
"Admiral..." Rean sadden as he place his hand to his chest. "Rest in Peace, old sail-"
"Zzzz…" Bobbery snored, smacking his non-existent lips, causing everyone to sweatdrop and everyone anime fell.
(BMG ended)
(Mario and Luigi Paper Jam ost - Funny Going-On)
"You got to be kidding..." Altina muttered as they got back up.
"The old man was actually sleeping this whole time." Beidou pinch her nose. "Oh for the love of, I thought he was actually dying!"
"Sheesh, this guy..." Rean sighed. "Let's wave him up."
"I got it." Beidou said, pulling out a bomb and toss it at him and exploded at him.
"DID YOU ACTUALLY KILL HIM!?" Levi exclaimed until smoke cleared and Bobbery was coughing out smoke. "Never mind..." He sweatdrop.
"Can't a Bob-omb rest in peace around here?!" Bobbery growled.
"Oh shut up. You were faking it." Beidou cross her arm.
"I'm an old Bob-omb and I wanted to see Scarlette again, so I thought If I slept here on this spot for a long time, I'd be seeing her again." He said. "Apparently, I was rudely interrupted."
"Oh quit your bitchin'. Come on you old coot. Your time for leaving this world isn't over yet."
"Hmm?" Levi notice something on the ground. A Wedding Ring. He pick it up. "A ring?"
"That look like a wedding ring." Rean rub his chin.
"Oooh~ You're proposing to Rean, Levi?" Xingqiu smirked with a tease, causing Rean and Levi's faced to turn very red.
"You should stop teasing them." Altina said.
"SHEESH!" Levi sighed and put the ring in his pocket. "I'll keep it with me just in case. Anyway, We should continue further." He said as he spotted ahead were large stones block, carve into a shape of a skull. "Hey, what's that over there?" He pointed, turning everyone's attention.
"Ooh, I sense adventure!" Beidou smirked as they approached the wall. They also noted the surrounding also water with two separate heads, One tall statue with the blue mustache and the other was a short red mustache.
"Oh, a dead end. Oh well, we tried!" Flavio said, turning around but Rean grabbed his arm. "Oh come on!"
"Two statues... why does it sound like that annoying song Flavio keep singing." Levi wondered, to which everyone closed their eyes and thought about what Flavio sang.
"Skull captain casts his gaze! Red jewel shines and plays! Boom-bassa-boom festival! The 'Stache brothers, best of friends! 3 times Red 'Stache lands on his end! Blue Stache's belly 4 times is whacked, so let's hear those fireworks go BOOM! At the boom-bassa-boom festivaaaal!"
"How could we not forget that? It was so annoyingly catchy… argh, great. Now it's stuck to my head!" Tartaglia complained.
"Something about a Red Jewel is the key…" Altina mused as they all turned to Flavio.
"He has one!" Bobbery said.
"What, you want my red gem that has been passed on through generations through my family?" He asked as they nodded. "I'm warning you, be very careful with it." He said as he handed it over to them where Mario walked over to the skull and put the gem in the eye, where the head's eyes glowed.
"Now we're getting somewhere." Levi said.
"I recall you must land on red one end three times. I don't have the clue on what it means." Altina rub her chin.
"Simple!" Mario said as he and Luigi ground pounded on the guy one at a time.
"Alright, that's three!" Luigi said.
"Hmm, then he said something about the blue guy being whacked four times." Alf said as Beidou, Chongyun, Tartaglia and Aether whacked it, and then right on cue, a small door opened up underneath the bomb symbol.
"And this is the part where we throw in fireworks." Xingqiu said, turning to Bobbery. "Bobbery, if you would."
"Hoist me up there!" Bobbery said as Kazuha picked him up and threw him in, where Bobbery walked inside, lit his fuse and exploded, where the wall was blown up and Bobbery walked out of the homemade cave entrance. "Well, that was fun!"
"YOU FOOLS!" Flavio screamed. "You destroyed my precious skull gem! Now what are we-" The skull gem landed next to him. "Oh, here it is! Carry on and have a safe journey through the Pirate's Grotto!" He said and ran off.
"Eh, good riddance. Paimon couldn't handle him for another second." Paimon said.
"Come on, let's go!" Tartalia grinned as they took off into the cave, not knowing what mysteries awaited them.
Treasure hunting into a pirate grotto. Ha! I wonder how Class VII will react to this