On the little western.

Donald and Douglas are on break, watching TV. The title says jackass and sees multiple people on the screen.

Man: "My names Carl and this is jackass!"

"Let ur rip boy!!"

Soon enough the man shoots himself in the foot with a shotgun. The group all laugh as the man in pain started to laugh and cry at the same time.

Donald and Douglas gasp in horror but soon laugh at the screen next second. "This is amazing! Who would have thought that this would be painful and entertaining to watch. This is incredible."

Douglas: "Aye, I agree. It's the most I've seen that isn't from the United Kingdom." Douglas then light bulb. "do you think we could do our own. Scottish Jackass?!"

Donald: He was gapsing and then tearedup jn joy. "Now that, is a great idea. We surely can get attention for sure."

Douglas nodded. "Alright, let's do it. I'll get the camera."

"Streaming now."

*guitar riffs*

*camera, rec*

Donald: "I'm Donald and this is Scottish Jackass. I'm gonna attempt to pull this big tank of tar all by myself."

Douglas (holding the camera) was worried. "Are you sure you can handle this?"

Donald: "Relax Doogie." He proceeds to spin his wheels. "I...can...do...this..." He was red and still going.

James arrived. "What are you chaps up t-"

But then...

POP

BOOM

SPLAT

CRASH

Donald crashes off the rails and James is covered in tar.

Donald: "Holy shit! That was fucked up. What in the name of Sodor happened to that barrel." That was until James started to whimper.

James: "My...paint..." Donald shugs. "It's just a splat James."

James was speechless. "One splat. ONE FUCKING SPLAT!!!" He was now screaming. "NOOOOO" Yelling and screaming like a horror movie woman.

He could be heard across the island. "NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Douglas isn't impressed. "James stop acting like KSI and just go get a wash down."

James kept screaming as the twins as they deadpan.

Douglas: "This is getting annoying now."

Donald: "I know right? I feel numb now thanks to him." He sighed. "Doogie just leave him be. He wont be recovering anytime soon. Get me up the breakdown train, Steamworks and then will do your jackass."

Douglas: "Aye."

And so the breakdown train arrived, pulling Donald out and onto the rails where Douglas sends him to the Steamworks

Meanwhile with James.

James: NAAAAAAAOOOOOAAAAAHHHH

Percy came by and was startled. "Cinders ans Ashes!" Gordon came by. "Leave him be Percy, he's just a whimp."

Percy: "Okay." He goes away as James continued to scream.

guitar riffs*

*camera, rec*

Douglas: "Name's Douglas, this is Scottish jackass. As you can see..." He is in the air hanging. "We're at the docks, I plan to see how far I can fly with some assistance."

Cranky: "Your lucky I'm on break for this! Remember that!"

Douglas: "Ready when you are mate!" Cranky sighed and started to spin. "This is fine." The spin goes to uncontrollable speed. "This...is..." Spinning at the speed of light. "NOOOOTTTHHIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!!"

Donald: "Blistering Boilers!" Cranky then looks at the dock area, aiming. "Alright, letting go in 3..."

"2..."

"...1..."

"LIFT OFF"

Cranky let go of Douglas as he flew ahead and was going far away from the docks. "Douglas!! Holy shit in Coal!" Donald raced down the tracks to find his brother. "Hold on Doogie!!!"

Meanwhile at Tidmouth Sheds

Thomas: "So I helped grab the balloon back to the children and they were greatful for my help."

Emily, Lady, Rosie and Ashima were I'm awe and sighed dreamily.

Lady: "Oh Thomas, you never dissapoint. Your bravery."

Emily: "Your smile."

Rosie: "Your desire to help others."

Ashima: "Not to mention very handsome."

All: "Your so cute!" Giggling.

Thomas: "Hehe, thanks girls. I ju-" He paused, everyone looked puzzled. "Does anyone hear a Whistle?"

Rosie: "Yes I can. And it's getting louder!"

Emily: "But what is it. Who-"

But then

CRASH

BOOM

Douglas crashes through the shed, destroying the roof and the doors. The others were in shock. "...Ow..."

Thomas: "Bust my buffers!!! Douglas! What happened!"

Douglas: "Look I know this was a bad idea, but I wanted t-" He then retake and looked around. He saw all the girls with Thomas. He then realises and gasps. "THOMAS, WHAT THE IN THE FUCK!!!!" Douglas said in shock and anger.

Thomas was panicking. "It's not what it looks like!!!" Douglas was having none of it. "Oh fack off with that bullshite! You are having a affair with female engines, not giving the rest of the boys a chance?!"

Lady: "What's it to ya."

Emily: "Yeah, like you are anything special to us, your just a whimp compared to Thomas."

Rosie: "Agreed. You and your brother!"

Donald: "I HEARD THAT!!!" Everyone startled and gasped to see not just Donald, but the rest of the steam team.

Thomas: "Guys please I can explain!"

Gordon: Oh trust me you little shit of a tank engine, you've got some explaining to do.

"I couldn't agree more Gordon!"

They all gasp and see the fat controller.

Donald: "Welp time to end Scottish jackass. We hoped you enjoy the video. Like and Subscribe." He then turns off the camera as everyone looks at him. "Oh, me and Doogie were doing jackass."

Thomas: You filmed us all!?

Donald: "It's not our fault we caught you doing harem during our stream."

Emily: "YOU STREAMED IT!?!"

James: OH MY GOD!!! I JUST BEEN MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF THANKS TO YOU TWO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA-

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP JAMES!!!

Unbeknownst to everyone, Diesel was listening in and began to crackle. "This is why diesels and better than these pesky little Roches." He soon rolled away.

Rebecca was watching from afar, she had decorated herself to look good for Thomas but she soon cried and left.

Donald saw this and felt bad.

Many days later.

The Scottish Twins are on break watching Jackass once again. Rebecca being with them. Donald winks at Rebecca who blushes and Douglas rolling his eyes while smiling. Soon they all laugh seeing pain.

End