The quest for pro (READ SUM)

by TangoMondo

sorry it says noob on the doc typed accidentally, should have been pro. its quite simple but tbh not expecting much from it.

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lore:

the land of brick place i smade and alot of people are exist now cuz iof it, people like the gasa4 dudes, or idk. now you, you';re the noob, you know who, your goal is to not be a noob and evolve into the pro status, thats the typical lore of a protag like you. it all starts when you see multiple non brick place dudes, r15 mfers and slenders. not overly cringe and hateful just ones where yu dont see often. you: ur new here u need hgelp? the female sledner repsonse in a kind but sternly tone: nty. the r15 guy then says sometjhing about being a pro and how its very cool to the slender woman. u: wau hey i wanna be a pro. slendy: uhh idk man u look more like a noob, just sayin (she didnt want to hurt ur fellins) r15 dude: i know how u can be a pro, u just gotta grind in all the games often, fps, parkour, horror, even the ones that are luck based, good pros are lucky too. noob: im not that lucky tho, and i dont think i know what an fps is. slendy: well i think a way to start is by meeting TANGO MONDO the luck god, he can helkp you in ytour journy but u gotta be careful, you may turn into one of his maidens. u: how many times has that happen? selndR: idk, 2 atleast, last time i saw kevin go there he went back out only to have his IP stolen, he has no home now, well, not a physical one. noob is shocked but needs luck to help him achieve his goal, but before that. u: btw where is this TANGO dude? r15: head north, just north, trust me, you wont miss it.

noob dude headed north, way north, so north that he could even see the south while facing north (thats just an expression) and then after what seemed like 10 days he made it to the luck temple, owned by TANGO MONDO, unfortunatly, its bee season, so TANGO is out playing with his bees in some specified games, you dont know that, but are going to. you: hey mister where is TANGO? luck miad: oh he just went east, a couple of blocks east, theres a bee auditorium, wont miss it. also its ma'am. u: aight imma head there. and u do, after anotherpainful walk u arrive at the bee auditorium, a large area with bees, bears and butterflies giving out quests to thom that will collect pollen from the fields. TANGO MONDO: bruh why can i get uhhh mythical bee. u: wait does that mean...? TANGO: who speaks, open up now or be cursed in not luck but in cringy feline clothing designs. nboob: just want some luck dude, may i have some? TANGO: aight imm give u some, jk no shit sherlock dont have any, look at this, 1000 out of 2500 rjs and only 1 gave me a shiny, not even a good bee. noob: uhh i found this clover from a garden patch. TANGO: yea sorry buddy that snot how it works here. you then wonder how TANGO gets his luck, then watch 10 seasons of making on crack in 10 minutes. TANGO: i think ill just go back to the temple- noob: can i go with u, i kinda need some luck. TANGO: my name is capitalized, that means i can end your story, but u know what ill give it to u only if u prove ur worthiness. noob: how? TANGO: beat me in a fight of beatboxing, but ill be nice, you have 14 days, thats twice as many as i took for me to be able to beat 25 rated songs on robeats. noob: uh sure(im screwed) TANGO: if u win u get ur luck if u lose i get ur... uhh... you know... noob: aight guess imma train

noob goes to the r15 and slender's house. noob: hey u know anyone thats good with music and can train me? r15: idk but why? noob: i need training in 2 weeks for the beatbox fnf battle with TANGO to get lucky, but idk how to beatbox. slendy: u can just go to BLIXER, he lives in the brick sewers, but its quite clean. noob: have u been there? slender: *shows photo of sewers* this was a month ago, *shows another photo, no difference* and this is 6 years ago, before you maybe. noob: aight but where? slender: its in the sewage system south, luckily im heading there for a trip but ill only drop you off, u'll have to go back by urself, and at night. or u can stay in with BLIXER, its pretty cozy but its up to u. noob: lets go! noob and slender go to south sewres system and go into BLIXER's room. slend: aight imma go do my stuff bye noob. noob: bye slendr. BLIXER: ayo who dis mfer? noob: why are u not a brick dude? BLIXER: i aint from here, im from some other place. noob: well can u teach me music stuff? BLIXER: i dont know, can i? well i can, i just dont know if you would want to, its pretty tough but even my older students can learn it in a week. noob: wait you? well then lets start. BLIXER: you wanna put your left index on X, left middle on Z, right index on , and right middle on . and you put those keybinds in respectively, after that you can try play some songs, its really about consistensy and keeping your momentum. noob: so i have to do this for 2 week? BLIXER: i mean, im avalible all month so, if you want, you can also chill at my place, but i think you would want to stay at home, would you? noob thinks a second, and decides to stay and check if BLIXER's home is comfy. noob: i think ill stay here for the night *while playing ddr2* suit yourself, ill just do some groceries, you need anything? noob: ill have a bloxy cola and a chez burger. (*13 days later*) noob: do you think im ready? BLIXER: maybe, lets see how you do against me, (they play fnf with custom keybinds, on seperate keyboards.) noob: alright cool, so i guess ill pay you back when im a pro. BLIXER: its fine, count it all on me, i never get visitors often due to the public stigma over the cleaniness of the sewers, its been a few months since i cleaned and applied cleaning to them anyways, and it still functions like a regular sewer. noob: thats neat, well i better get going, TANGO's waiting for me. BLIXER: tell that brat i said hi. noob goes off north to the luck temple

noob: *huff huff* im here, im here. TANGO where are you? i still need my luck 2 weeks ago! TANGO: uh hey man im kinda busy right now, one of the guys in my meeting turned into a miad, i dont really know how i can turn them back and i dont really control this miad power much, would mean alot of you could help me. noob: ill go look for someone, where should i go? TANGO: head east, theres a guy there that can help, but dont cross the bee auditorium, after that is the forsaken land. noob: ok, ill find help. noob goes west instead because his sense of direct is no longer supported by the scent of honeycombs, and got lost in the western area, its not that its a bad area, many folk like it there, its just not where noob thought would even exist. later he comes across a small hut, with the sign "NORMAL CHAD IN TOWN" noob didnt understand that but he went in to help TANGO with his case. NORMAN: i see you, you come for a reason, what is it perhaps i can help with it? noob: well TANGO'S meeting partner turned into a miad and he needs help reverting him, can you help? NORMAN: the perfect job for the perfect being, ofcourse i can help. noob: perfect? well follow me, gotta hurry to the temple. NORMAN and noob hurry to the temple phonk run stlye, phonk walk was too slow and it looped too so it didnt help at all. TANGO: thank god you made it in time, can you help him? NORMAN: let me see... *pours a cup of plain warm water into victim's mouth* the victim later reverted back into a normal being, seems that NORMAN has powers too, but noob still needed his luck. TANGO: thanks man, anyways, noob, alright, ill give you your luck but only on a match of robeats. noob: sure. NORMAN: ill head out, have some water *hands similar cups of warm water* TANGO: no thanks, just leave it there. few minutes later TANGO: hey how are you winning? its only the first minute? noob: its all about consistency and momentum. fast forward to after the match. TANGO: here, your luck, the MONDO emblem, where ever you go while wearing grants you untold luck, only a true rythm gamer desserves this. noob: thanks, say, where can i head next to be a pro? TANGO: well i know a guy west, he's the best at busting criminals in his early days but still busts like a pro when he's on site, he's PINK ROSE. noob: well, i just found this usable motorbike, guess whos going places?

noob arrives at the western area and sees someone. noob: hey, do you know where PINK ROSE is? random: i dont, but i kinda need some cash, can you rob a bank for me? kinda already have the ontario police force on my back. noob: alright but i can you also help me find PINK ROSE? random: ill try, but only if you rob that bank, its my only chance of getting by. noob goes to a nearby bank and attempts to rob the place, the bank attendants called the police but noob alright found a spare gun, its design looked neat but i wonder how it appeared? noob: so you can probably guess, this is a robbery. the guards, the civillians, everyone panikd but didnt want to die of worrying about noob with a gun, at that point its just skill and you got yourself a pro fps player. noob: everyone down on the ground, now. he blew up the vault to the cash and grabbed a bag, which seemed like the entirety of the bank's avalible cash. then he got on his motorbike and ran off to the random, hoping to gain intel on PINK ROSE. noob: lets go lets go... he said, trying to start the motorbike before the cops get to him. a few minutes after his extraction he recieved a call on his motorbike (it has that ok) random: is this noob? noob: yea, where's PINK ROSE? random: you're a good burgalar, a reliable one for now. i have opportunities for you. noob: is that something that can help me be a pro? random: 149 colorado street, meet me there, its heist time soon. also, the names- the call cuts off before noob could hear his name, noob then drives to a hotel nearby 149 colorado street.

random: finally, your here, one of our guys couldnt make it at all. we needed a distraction for this to work. noob: wait what? im not gonna die right? random: no, but we just need someone to deal with the swats, here, youll need this. noob was given a tough armor plate, some medkits and a shotgun. random: alright, ill go behind while you 2 go on the roof, noob dont initiate until i say so or the cops arrive early. noob: ill just hide in that bush. the random and his gang went on with there operations, noob waited in the bush for a while. as he looks at the casino that the gang needed to hijack. it would take quite awhile, atleast what noob thinks, for them to finnish the heist. he eventually watched 15 more seasons of making on crack in 30 seconds, and drank 2 cans of blue bird. suddenly on his pager. random: noob! get in the casino and hostage everyone inside, someone messed up and we gotta act fast. noob quickly went into the casino with his gear, holding an uncooked grenade. noob: everyone on the ground or else. the civillians were taken care off, noob then puts all of them in a room without messing up. the rest of the gang then prepares for lift off later by puting their loot outside, noob was defending it while the rest of them were grabbing all of the loot. noob: anyone got more ammo? im running low. other dude1: here, ammo pack, just try not to get the cops involved too much. 15 minutes later the helicopter arrived to pick up the goods, the gang soon went off into a private base, the random, other dudes and the pilot then took a quick break to celebrate the success of the mission. noob decided to ask random if he could get to PINK ROSE. random: oh, he's just in shooting range 13, becareful though, most likely he's using some heavy equipment. just knock before entering.

*knock knock* DANNY: who's there? noob: hey can i ask you something? DANNY: what? im kinda busy right now, maybe later if its not important. noob: hey PINK ROSE can you help me be a pro? DANNY: alright i think thats the last mag, what? help you get more woke? what does that mean? noob: no i meant, can you help me be a pro in fps games? you must be good at them, you're PINK ROSE right? DANNY: darn dude and his antics, hey dude, who did you ask? noob: i dunno, some random, not sure if its him. DANNY: that is him, that is PINK ROSE, its normal though, it happens alot with new recuits. noob then goes back into the heli-pad area attempting to interrogate PINK ROSE as he didnt really think it was fair to take advantage of a noob, well, atleast him. noob: hey random, or should i say, PINK ROSE, come out, i still need to learn how i can be pro in fps. one of the guys from the mission, but not the random, appeared. other dude2: im pretty sure he's in shooting range 4, he usually uses small equipment for target practice. noob: fine, but you're comming with me. otherdude2: *sigh* alright lets see if he's there. they proceed to shooting range 4, and hear no gunshots, but it felt like there were someone in there. PINK ROSE: i guess you already found out, DANNY told you, didnt he? noob: well yea, i still need to know how i can be a pro at fps, can you help? PINK ROSE: ive already helped, you did the bank, and the casino, everything there went smoothly, and so your future play throughs will probably be fine aswell. noob: well, i think ill get parkour practice next, anyone that you can reccomend PINK ROSE? DANNY: before anything, i reccomend meeting BADFASTEYO, he's the best at obbies and parkour, best i know. its a good idea you meet him. he's on a small island south east here, called pargakour. noob: how small is it? DANNY: small enough to house a million or so people. noob: well, ill take this helicopter, if thats fine. DANNY: nope, you'll go there by sea, you dont have to drive, and we're also comming with you, PINK ROSE and i have a heist a month later there, but it wont interuppt your goals on being a pro. noob: alright, ill try to find BADFASTEYO

the 3 hop in a yatch and went to pargakour, once they arrived DANNY gave noob a map of the area and marked BADFASTEYO'S house, noob wasnt the greatest at locating things blindly so it helped him alot. noob then approaches the obby master's house, its just on the fifth level on the building, as listen on the map. DANNY seemed to put either alot or none of effort into that map, either way, noob knocks on his door. there was no reply, but it didnt feel empty, there were sounds that had speedrun vibes, and maybe even some raging, but it wasnt really audible for noob, he then pulls out a lockpick and opens the door himself, once he was in, which he was caught by BADFASTEYO quite instantly. BAD: what are you doing in my house? noob: well can you teach me the ways of parkour? im on a goal to be a pro. BAD: i dunno man, you just barged in here, i dont think i should. noob: well... i still have to train parkour, what do i do? BAD: why are you still here, i need to study for my finals, its a week away, cant fail like last time. noob: well do you know anyone that can train me in obbies? BAD: sorry kiddo, you just gotta sit this one out. go ask someone else. noob read the note on the back of the map, it said "when in doubt, use DANNY to get out" noob: DANNY sent- BADFASTEYO: DANNY? oh so he called? alright sure, we can start once im done, itll be an hour, so you can just try to beat some obbies nearby. noob: sure, ill just wait here, i have headphones. *estimated 3600 seconds later* BAD: alright im done, lets go for a walk. noob and BAD go for a walk, but they walk on the obby trail... strange... its not like im showing ignorance to represent sarcasim... its not like i dont know how to spell it either. but they do go on a walk, and they will do that obby trail.

the 2 hop over the holes that are scattered randomly in the path and jump over the lava lines. noob: alright, this is ez. BAD: want something harder? noob: a little. the path then shifts into a more complex map, but they are still able to complete it, noob just required a little more time. BAD: you wanna speed run this now? its gonna be alot more fun. noob: lets do this. *fast forward i dunnno 4 hours* BAD: alright, thats all you need to know about obbies and parkour maps, now since we're nearby we also can practice your intelligence, theres a library across, lets study some basic topics. noob: that sounds important. BAD: it is, atmost for me. *meanwhile* PINK ROSE: wait, why do we need to rescedule it 2 weeks earlier? DANNY: i told you already, the jail will be done upgrading by that time, we need to do it before that, to catch them off guard. PINK ROSE: i still dont know how important JACK is, he's just a russian ninja wannabe. DANNY: he's not russian, he's just a litterally cold guy, well, winter russian wear. PINK ROSE: i still need some equipment for the operation, im talking new stuff. DANNY: i dont think we have enough cash to get it, lets just rob something to make up for the profits, but stealthily, dont wanna make a scene. PINK ROSE: hey, what about that library? DANNY: why would you think libraries have atleast money in them? PINK ROSE: books these days can cost up to 50 bucks, we already know the author signatures for most of the books, we can get a ton of profits if we do it smart. DANNY: if you want your equipment we need quick cash, not a 12-year book scheme. PINK ROSE: fine, lets just hold up everyone in the library, maybe theres some guys with loads of cash. DANNY: whatever, only hold them up, make sure they dont call the cops, leave everyone alive, physically unharmed and wear black suits to not reveal too much to the police, never dispose your gear in public area, only do it on mission equipment that you know you will take with you once the mission is complete. PINK ROSE: yea yea, what ever. lets just do this.

*30 minutes later, on noob's side* noob: wow math is really easy, and science is just like math but more brain power thing. BAD: yea, now try to do some english. *doors open* DANNY: everyone, hands on the air, drop down. BAD: shit, why now. its like the worst time. noob just do what these random robbers do. noob: alright, ill just stay under the table. PINK ROSE: put yo hands up, put yo hands down, put yo haanndss up put yo- DANNY: shut up, anyways. everyone drop your cash, you know what happens if you dont. *everyone hands their cash, except BADFASTEYO and noob* PINK ROSE: *counts cash* its only about 1000... should have just gone with the book selling, its better, we could even replenish them. DANNY: it takes too long man, trust me, its slower than cooking coke. PINK ROSE: then why dont we try cooking and selling coke? should be easy right, lets just find a book that teachs that *he looks for meth making books near the table* DANNY: i dont think its a good idea to be making coke, i mean, it still takes a long time. PINK ROSE: but its faster than the book plan, and it gets us more cash, if a bag of coke takes 6 months to make values at 50k and books ten times the weight signed by their authors is only roughly 10k. i think? DANNY: you never were good at math. BAD: i told you, inteligence is important. noob: what about our safety? shut up. PINK ROSE: what was that sound? DANNY: i dunno.

*DANNY'S phone ringing* DANNY: yellow? TANGO: not yellow but mondo, well, how are ya? doing well? DANNY: well, just in the usual, you would know. TANGO: well, have you found any star treats? you know? DANNY: im not sure but, do you know how to make coke? TANGO: sorry buddy but im not calling you just for you to ask me on how to make illegal substances, i was in the game once, never again. no offense to anyone, just never want to do it ever again. *TANGO hangs up* noob: oof! BAD: bruh... DANNY: is that the table? PINK ROSE: *detection meter noises* DANNY kicks the table forward, noob pulls out a maverick he found from the map he almost forgot about. BAD braces for impact. DANNY: is that my 1987 maverick? its the only one... and i placed it in the map... oh crap, ROSE we gotta flee, lets go. PINK ROSE: get in the car. in 5 minutes they left, in 25 more minutes the police arrived, but didnt find enough evidence to find the culprit.

*few hours later* BAD: well, i think we're ok. im pretty sure you're a pro at parkour and intelligence, now, i have to go study for my finals, dont disturb me. noob: alright cool. *phone rings* noob: mellow? DANNY: hey, can you help us? we gotta do another mission in a blacksite. your job is to sneak in as a prisoner, since you have a criminal record they'll take ya, we will also get you out, promise. noob: sure, when. DANNY: about 5 days. noob: where? DANNY: its the pargakour prison. its just a creepy dungeon filled with crack addicts and other people. hey, i also hear you need horror training to be a pro. it can help you with horror training. noob: that sounds good. ill be at a nearby hotel 3 days before. see you then.

noob, DANNY and PINK ROSE play out operative winter dusk, the objective escorting and securing their operative, JACK FROST. and getting more intel on where more of their captive operatives went. noob doesnt know that however as he's just a contractor to them. once noob was in the prison he found JACK. noob: hey JACK, what happened here? JACK: dont worry, its just a temporary housing for me, ill be out in 2 months. noob: you're joking right? JACK: yea, take down the nearby guards, im assuming you made something from the craft hall? noob: craft hall? JACK: just make something to get the them off guard, try to avoid casualties for now. noob: ill see what i can do. going into the craft hall he sees multiple tables some filled other empty, he then sees a small shelf of random unessesities. noob: ill need a multipurpose tool, a knife with the handle good for a philips and flat head, that should be easy. after 10 minutes noob came back to JACK and took out the guards. they then went into the vent. JACK: smart of you to get both heads and a knife, should be good enough for the scanners i suppose? noob: lets try and exit on the roof, thats what DANNY suggested. JACK: too dangerous, the watch towers can see you up there. noob: he said they would take care of the watch towers and pitch a heli. JACK: alright ill go and check the roof, you check the other path and see if the scanners are tamperable. noob: see you in the helicopter.

fast forward until the swat arrived, they couldnt get DANNY, ROSE and JACK as they escaped early in the helicopter, DANNY taken care of the watch guards before hand. noob was still in the jail, the swat didnt know that. he hid there for a while hoping that they didnt forget. after the swat left the scene noob decided to go back to the hotel and call TANGO for some help. TANGO: oui? TANGO ici. noob: im in the vents of the pargakour blacksite, i dont know much but DANNY and his gang left me here, can you get me? TANGO: oh you, alright. ill get you, but no crimes.

noob thought about DANNY's promise, he thought that he needed to teach him a lesson. he sought to fight him on a fair battle one day. another story for another time. but soon later TANGO arrived to accompany noob. TANGO: jeez what happened to you? did those prisoners beat you up? noob: i was in the vents for quite a while, it was kinda rough and a little too warm in there. TANGO: lets just get back to the main island. we can talk once we are at the temple, hop on the drone. noob: woah, a drone? thats cool. noob and TANGO go back to the luck temple and have a cup of honey herbal tea. not on the drone of course, that would be breaking the law, TANGO doesnt want that. TANGO: so, they left you for dead. but you hid in the vents to hide from the cops? atleast i wasnt put into that situation again, it was way worst back then. noob: what happened? TANGO: well, before you, there were still BCF, or Brick Criminal Fighters. in fact, NORMAN was one of them, now he just works at subway part time. noob: how would you know all this? TANGO: well, ROSE and their little "orginization" is just a way to finness other lowly criminals into their own use, and when they're dried up they just discard it like throwing trash away instead of even saving it for a bin. they tried to use that process on me when i needed more bee farming gear, but it turns out they're the ones who did everything to lure me in. noob: i saw an r15 and a slender early, was it them? TANGO: you know it was them. that r15 is just a spy, the slender also doesnt exist. they're both just spies for them. they wanted to hunt you down, and you let them. i dont blame you though, they're very discreet about their operations. noob: well, we need to take our- TANGO: revenge is never a viable option, no matter how much you think it pays, trust me, once you're in the game, you cant leave. i was just lucky to repent my sins. noob: still, i just want them to pay for their actions. TANGO: everyone does, just not the right people. well, i have to go run some errands. you can stay here if you want, just dont go in my room. noob: alright.

*on the other side of the story* PINK ROSE: up top DANNY, biggest heist ever. DANNY: human trafficking isnt really an interesting heist.. i mean, yea sure what ever... JACK: so wheres my gear? ROSE: oh, we just placed in suite 9. you're living there now. JACK: cool. no pun intended. ROSE: anyways what about that pro wannabe? should we get him or..? DANNY: i dont think we need to. anyways, you want some of our guys to rob a bank to get some extra cash? ROSE: im joining in, then yes. DANNY: pay for your own stuff if you wanna come. PINK ROSE: *places cash on the table* guess who made cash from books. DANNY: are you for real? thats insane. im not putting that on r/madguys. ROSE: lets just do this robbery and get this over with. DANNY: everyone is in parking lot B14, its the dark blue van. ROSE: *picks up honey grenade* i feel like bringing this, this would be nice. DANNY: *sigh* you know how you always get stuck in that, i dont think its a good idea, cops would be comming at 10 in an 80 and still get you in that, its much for trouble some. ROSE: just this once. DANNY: your loss, of freedom. PINK ROSE gets into B14 and into the dark blue van with everyone else, and they head for the bank. TANGO also has errands on that bank, he went to the bank 15 minutes before they did, theres a large queue aswell.

TANGO: its almost my turn, i hope i get can get groceries early. accountant: miss, you need a card to withdraw money from a card balance, and do you mean a credit score? TANGO: god someone kill me. ROSE: everyone, from the roof. we want them off guard. the group went on the roof, they open the ventilation panel and soon went in, they hostaged everyone, took care of the cameras and nearby devices. TANGO: i didnt mean that litterally, but i guess some one had to listen. ROSE: what was that? sorry, i dont speak complaciant. TANGO: well i dont speak to a failure in chemistry. ROSE: take that back or ill take your life. TANGO: too bad you got me monado training. TANGO kicks the gun off PINK ROSE, the crowd watched as they noticed the trick. ROSE's buddies were almost done cracking the vault, the police would be here in 30 minutes and they didnt have much time to spare. TANGO: gonna cry? big boy? PINK ROSE: you never had any father, did you? TANGO: playing it that way huh? well just ask your mother. ROSE went to pick up his gun back from the floor, but it was gone. a hostage had picked it up and given it to TANGO while he was busy. TANGO: surpise dumbass, finally figured out how unrealistic this stupid essay is huh? nobody revolves around you, no one should. he said, pointing towards ROSE. PINK ROSE: i always knew you are like this. go ahead, shoot me. TANGO: you know what? ill finnish the job for you, ill kill myself since you want me to so badly. *TANGO then points the gun towards his mouth, where is this going? is this a reverse or a regular gun?* PINK ROSE takes out a revolver and shoots TANGO without hesitation. PINK ROSE: im tired of playing games, see ya little dead boy. ROSE and his gang hop on the van and escape before the police arrive. TANGO was very much dead, lying flat on the ground.

noob watched the news an hour later, seeing TANGO in a pool of his own blood. he went to make his funeral in his honour, he knew he wouldnt want revenge, but he did. finnessing the both of them was bad enough, but killing a reliable friend? it gone too far. until... TANGO: noob? are you there? noob: what? i thought you died. TANGO: i know, i just wanted to tell you, revenge is never the answer, but in this scenario... in this arrangement of incidents... only you decide the fate of these criminals, weather to stop them, ignore them, or simple reporting them to the police. its all up to you. noob then woke up from his nightmare. he fell asleep while watching the news channel for 10 minutes, the first 5 minutes was about TANGO. he then chose to be a pro and then stop them. on a wall of papers he saw was a guy named SCARLET HEARTS, a dungeons expersise. the list on the left states what he thinks the genres are required to create a pro. one of them being dungeons. on the back of the SCARLET page was the contact information. a minute later, the phone rang. noob picked it up. noob: hello? SCARLET: well, i saw the news, i didnt think he would answer. noob: this is just a friend. but are you SCARLET HEARTS? SCARLET: you need anything? noob: i need some dungeon training, or dnd, what ever its called. im not sure. SCARLET: i can help with that, its pretty simple. but you have to choose a specific game or 2. noob: what do you mean by that? SCARLET: im saying it only works if its games with impactful gameplay and dungeon mechanics, like sheets and pencils or carbonation dungeon. just meet me at my dnd workshop and ill teach you the ways of dungeonry. noob: sounds good, and where is this workshop? SCARLET: opposite the luck temple why? o h . noob: ill be there, *hanging noises* hello? ill just go there immidiatly.

noob: im here for a round of dnd, and i think ill choose SCARLET as my dm today. info counter man: room 7, and have you gotten a character sheet? noob: do they provide those? ICM: yes, they're on your left. noob got a sheet and 2 pencils and a magic eraser. and went in room 7. SCARLET: you're a bit late, but its fine. take a seat. noob: sure. the 5 guys played dnd for 10 hours straight without anyone going home. warlockman: i dont have enough mana, wait until i do. mage: dude revive me already! noob: this is fun, im not dead yet. SCARLET: you chose the paladin, thats why you aren't dead yet. warlockman: ill use a mana pot is that fine? selfishdruid: no, i need that. warlockman: but your mana is maxed, you dont even use your skills. selfishdruid: im saving it for when i need it. warlockman: im using it. noob: huh, its getting late, i think ill go now. SCARLET: come back tomorrow, you can still play aslong as your sheet isnt lost. noob: sure. a day goes by, then a week, then a month. day by day noob was learning basic and then advanced dnd tactics, and on the final day was the final boss, a black dragon. but not just any black dragon. a gen z black dragon. noob: wait wait, you're telling this thing can talk on its own? SCARLET: well, i dont know how to turn it off and its not like i can, soo yea. have fun dealing with this menace. noob: ill use the weakness skill, paired with my nerfed enemy dice item and double status effect item it will also be stunned. SCARLET: you're getting quite good, but it speaks. genzdrag: you dont have the right to make a minority lose a TURN! noob: does it speak like that? SCARLET: your turn.. noob: ill use my basic attack, paired with my ultimate weapon itll have a chance to randomly effect it with either rage confusion or stun. and itll be doubled because of my double status item. genzdrag: i want to speak to a MANAGER THIS INSTANT! SCARLET: ignore that, unless you have a recording device active. genzdrag: YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO RECORD ME! SCARLET: im joking. noob: ill do my final attack before its turn, a stab which increases my threat by 40. since my threat is higher it activated my death charm and now im temporarily immune to non lethal attacks. genzdrag: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SCARLET: im getting the popcorn for this. genzdrag: you will REGRET THIS *attacks with 2500 total dmg* noob: i have a defence of 5k so its only 1250, not enough for it to be lethal, so it wont count. genzdrag: THATS IT, I QUIT. ONLY GIVE ME A NOOB THAT'S NAME ISNT MISLEADING OR ILL TALK TO YOUR MANAGER! SCARLET: fair point, but anyways i guess that settles it. you're a dungeon pro now noob. noob: excellect, now i can take avenge TANGO. SCARLET: havent you heard? its been 3 months already, but nothing happens in these 3 months so you can go outside and do what you need to do.

*1 month later, train from kargapour to weastern island* DANNY: its hijackin time! JACK: hi, in. ROSE: lets focus on getting into the train? DANNY: i found the gold deposits, call our air forces. JACK: *on radio* we need some helis for gold escorting. suddenly a someone in shiny armor falls down onto the train. noob: you know? its not difficult clammouring you guys in reality. you're just a bunch of kids. JACK: your more of a kid according to our spies, i mean playing dnd? this aint dungeons and doodoo kiddo. everyone but noob laughed. pilot: JACK im 1000 metres near position. noob: fight me like men. DANNY: shall we? PINK ROSE: with payment. JACK: they dont call me JACK for nothing *pulls out a 20 inch katana* noob: *pulls out dual mavericks* lets settle this, once and for all. everyone started subway fighting, it was chaos. slashes left and right, shots firing from all angles. having a high dodge rate noob wanted to just avenge TANGO. just die already you.. heavy shots fired from all directions, PINK ROSE downed for a moment. DANNY tried to help him up but got shot while doing so. noob: nuh uh, not so fast. now you.. noob sheates his ranged and pulls out a bambo stick with vertical bronze and metal linings. noob: time to end this. an epic fight begins between them but at the same time later DANNY and ROSE got to the medical equipment on the train. shots were fired and the chopper was between 500 metres. noob: cmon, lets end this. *strikes torwards JACK* ROSE: ill go prepare the cart, you take care of this goon. JACK: you want it fast? then ill make you a fast death. JACK slices noob's bambo stick multiple times. noob: i never thought you'd be better than those dumbasses. but here we are. DANNY: *on radio* send in hell sender!

a light from the sky getting bigger and bigger appeared in the sky, and then it got on the train leaving a serious dent on the back of the train. DANNY: she'll deal with crap, lets prepare the gold. CHARA: well well well... i never thought the man i started the adventure went sideways. noob: you're the slender from months ago. CHARA: who did you guess? but anyways, i wont let you stop them. noob: *pulls out mavericks* make one move and itll be your last. CHARA: he he he... ha ha ha ha.. AHAAAHAAA HAA HAA! shots are fired but the target was teleporting everywhere like a maniac. it was hard for noob to win the fight. he decided if he cant win, nobody can. noob: thats it *pulls out 250 boom-power nuclear bomb* im not going down in vain, not like TANGO. and soon he plants the nuclear weapon on the gold cart. CHARA: you think you can just win like that? how pathetic, almost as those in- noob: the only pathetic one is them bringing you here, they just wanna use you until they can dispose you. CHARA: i was in the operation of bringing you to us, you think they would discard me like a broken robot? even a broken robot can be repaired. noob: well, if you dont wanna talk, then let it be. noob went inside the train and escorted everyone outside to safety. including the train drivers.

CHARA: boss, theres a bomb, should i try and turn it off? DANNY: do something about it, we need this to change our lives. the bomb was gonna blow in 5 minutes, CHARA tried to cut the bomb off but it was too tough, then tried to deactivate it. CHARA: blue wire or green wire? it also says phoenix on the label. DANNY: green. it wont do anything but itll turn on the inside mechanisms of the bomb. pilot: sorry i didnt respond for a while, i got some air trouble here... for some reason theres a ton of bees? and a big one, i think its carrying something. DANNY: excuse me what? well? fire at the guy on the big one, single target ammo. pilot: hey other guy, go shoot the dude on the big bee. other guy on the heli: *holding single shot ammo sniper* sure, keep the chopper straight. TANGO: queen bee, dodges the shots. brave bees go shake the helicopter. PINK ROSE: he's alive? i thought i already killed him few months ago. DANNY: not now, prepare plan B.

hours later the helicopter was already destroyed, plan B was almost ready and the van would be comming soon. they had to shoot the cart connectors in time. TANGO was 500 metres away of them, but infront and near the escape van. TANGO: lion bees, carry the van to somewhere on the tracks nearby close to them. DANNY: the cart will get to the van in about 10 minutes, someone go to the controller section and speed this cart up. PINK ROSE: its too risky, lets just wait. noob: im back bros! CHARA: what do you want from us? DANNY: dont let him screw this mission. PINK ROSE: oh yea, this. *throws honey bomb at noob* noob: what the hell..? noob was lying flat on the ground being glued to it, 5 minutes later... TANGO: i see them, ninja bees attack them. ROSE: how are you alive? TANGO: a luck master always wears a bullet proof vest with ketchup packets. DANNY: how the hell does he have that many kecthup packets? TANGO: i get them from taco bell, its free there. CHARA: you again... you've already replaced me once, never again. TANGO: bear bee, gimme a suit and my gear. TANGO suited up with his gear and equipment. TANGO: never though i had to use this, but it seems that i have no choice, SKILL SUMMON, luck predictor. tons of light red clones appear, one then lights up. TANGO: you still dont know your side defenses CHARA, its sad to know that. he then swung his staff on CHARA's right, and then swung it firmly towards the ground, summoning a large blob of honey behind her. an epic fight it was, but noob eventually got out of the honey.

DANNY: we got the cart, lets go. ROSE: alright, JACK, CHARA! we're leaving, we need to go. TANGO: i knew this would happen. good thing i got my side of back up. after that a pink substance appeared, the ground shook for a while and broke the land. BLIXER: dont worry, CHARA is a bot. i can do something about them. holding a red elixer can he throws it towards CHARA, and then does his own side of power. you know how red can mean controlling? no? well it does. (ignore the highlighted texts) BLIXER: alright, CHARA, stop them from escaping. she tried resisting the command but she was splattered with a ton of the red substance. CHARA: guys, go sideways, ill be here. but you can escape without me. DANNY: but theres still millions of operations we can do together, itll fall short when you leave. CHARA: you can fix a broken robot, but not a wet one. DANNY: ill see you soon. the 2 escaped and went to a different base. BLIXER: thats enough *holding an orange elixer can* i dont think i have to say anything more. *throws a grey can at CHARA* TANGO: where did you think they went? BLIXER: obviously the forbiden lands, its advertised like that for a reason. noob: im up... what happened? BLIXER: oh you just... you just had em, but dont worry. i took care of them. noob: alright... noob fell alseep, BLIXER and TANGO decided to get NORMAN for help.

noob woke up, he sees a leviating list of things that are needed to be a pro. he grabbed it and read out what it said. noob: fps, rythm, rpg, horror, survival... the list went on and on. noob just read the first page. he then noticed the cover panel, "not all pros have all professionalism in all games" noob wonders what it meaned by that. he squinted at the page, until he heard a sound. "thud" a wooden object may have fallen from a not too high distance from the ground. noob checked the sound and there was someone there, or perferably, something. a wooden book of how to be a noob, it was very thick. but he realised something. being a pro is easier than being a noob, he just didnt know that until now. he heard a faint voice, "it was with you the entire time" comming from outside. and then he really woke up. noob: woAH.. what happened? luck maid: master TANGO asked me to get you and put you here to rest. noob: but... he's dead. we hosted that funeral 2 months ago. luck maid: i know, it is just under his will, you are carrying a luck pendant. noob: hey, is there a gym around here? luck maid: upstairs, theres a sign on it. noob went to the gym to train himself for a while.

TANGO: hey NORMAN, we need some help. NORMAN: you know im retired. i need my breaks. TANGO: its something important, i know i promised not to get revenge but... noob just wants it so badly. im just trying to make it look like his business is done with them. NORMAN: i just want my breaks, but they did pass by here. then i saw them going into a yatch into the outer islands, the coldest one. TANGO: so thats where they are now? NORMAN: i over heard them while they were fueling up here. TANGO: alright, thanks for the info man. BLIXER lets try and figure out something about these criminals. BLIXER: well, they have an enviromental advantage but their CHARA is down. its an even fight but they probably have traps all over the north. TANGO: i have an idea, we can get noob to help us but we need it discreet. ill be onett and what about you? BLIXER: i think bringing him is more about you than me. i should be fine as myself to him. TANGO: alright, ill get changing. you call noob.

noob answered the phone to BLIXER and decided to join them, ONETT (TANGO), noob and BLIXER are going to stop ROSE and his team of shinanegans of whatever they are doing. *hours later on a plane* BLIXER: so when do we drop? ONETT: eta 180 seconds. i set up a voice timer to keep track. noob: what about parachutes? ONETT: theres already some behind you. BLIXER: so i guess its time for them to stop their reign of bad terrorism. ONETT: no time to talk, its go time. the 3 jumped out of the plane, the plane then landed safely in the main island. and the 3 landed on the roof of the base. ONETT: heres the plan, we all go through the ventillation system and cut the cameras, ill go to the cameras and you guys can go locate where the targets are. BLIXER: alright, lets try not to fail this. noob and BLIXER found 2 guards while trying to find their targets. noob: take them out and get their disguises. BLIXER: i hope it works. ONETT: im cutting the cameras, dont tamper with any, also dont go into any rooms with electrical locks on them. noob: we cant leave these bodies here. BLIXER: ill carry them into a closet, you hear whatever's inside of these doors. ROSE: hey where's tony? he's supposed to be here for our meeting. DANNY: i dunno, lemme check the personal door cam. DANNY: *checks door cam* hey JJ, have you seen tony? also you wouldnt have a gun on you, right? noob: nope? *runs to BLIXER* noob: i think its that room. BLIXER: we need a card for that one, lets try this one from the disguises. *card declined* noob: lets try from the vents. theres one there nearby, should help us.

ROSE: hey i dont think those are JJ and tony, should we sound the alarm? DANNY: hmm... how would we know its them? ROSE: what if they are some random imposters trying to steal our stuff, or maybe undercover cops investigating the area? DANNY: let me think... its hard thinking when you talk too much with that fat mouth of yours. ROSE: what if they want to cook coke with us? or they want to buy coke from us that we cook in the future? DANNY: look, its probably...

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ROSE: its what? DANNY: lets sound the alarm. its probably some random swat here. ROSE: *on mic* everyone dont panic theres some randoms in the building. noob: huh? what the hell? BLIXER: plan B, *on radio* ONETT get the maidens. ONNET: im getting them. after a few minutes some random people in black and white clothing appeared. ONETT: *loud speaker* EVERYONE RAID THE BASE! TARGETS ARE DANNY AND PINK ROSE! luck maids appeared and halted the enemies trying to fend for themselves. there were 2 specific maids targetting DANNY and ROSE. the twin maids. ONETT: BLIXER, noob. we need to locate JACK. JACK: DANNY, whats going on? why are those people comming back? DANNY: *speakin in mic* HIBISCUS, GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE AND FIGHT THESE FATHERLESS CREATURES! an epic battle broke out between the fatherless and the flower-named units. ROSE was severly injured in the war. BLIXER captured DANNY but JACK was no where to be seen in the tundra. the mission was considered a success to TANGO and his friends. JACK layed low for a while.

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ROSE: its what? DANNY: nevermind, maybe they're just trolling us. ROSE: soo the meeting is in 30 minutes. are we still gonna get em or nah? DANNY: best to just wait. *30 minutes later* BLIXER: lets break in the vents now, and cuff em. the 2 drop down apprehend them. DANNY: JACK! run for it! we'll find an escape! ROSE: what about my book collection? BLIXER gave a non lethal punch into ROSE'S chest. ROSE: OOWwch..! JACK went off into the wilderness with a few of their own recuits. ROSE went to the hospital recovering from the injury. and DANNY went to court for grand theft auto, multiple robberies, hold up, mass murder and bomb threats. resulting to 15 years in jail and 2.5 million dollars in legal fees.

BLIXER: alright, that operation went good. noob: wait.. does that mean we are criminals? BLIXER: we only really came to eliminate some bad guys but, that may or may not be a crime for something, im pretty sure the law pardon'd us for helping them capture them. ROSE is in the custody of the police and JACK is on a hitlist. noob: well, what do i do now? BLIXER: i guess we can go... back to the past? noob: i dont really think its possible to time travel. BLIXER: i just got the thing where we can use to go into a different timeline. ive done upgrading it where we can save timelines up to 10. its a hefty upgrade but its one i think will be important. noob: what are we waiting for? lets go back in time. BLIXER: let me just save this timeline twice... *timeline saved on slot 1,2* BLIXER lets go, 20 minute adventure. they both hold the pocket watch and go back in time, before DANNY started his criminal carrer with his team, before the luck god became into a human form, before the lore, it was just neaderthals and gods. the gods being BALEEM, REDEON and GRENELLOM. BALEEM was the god of creativity. REDEON was the god of chaos and GRENELLOM was the god of life.

BLIXER: i think we're in the temple of luck. noob: what did the temple look like before? BLIXER: there were some people that believed in a god of luck as their lives were chanced once in so suddenly in a good way. it seems that its before anything too crazy, maybe 200 BT? noob: well, lets see if we can get help from the gods. BLIXER: just ask BALEEM. anyways ill do my own stuff. you can stay and chill here for a while and... *BLIXER hands noob a yellow variant watch* if you want, you can return if you feel like it. noob: sounds great, ill see if i can do anything

noob goes to somewhere around the place, and he encounters a familiar fellow. noob: DANNY is that you? PALZ: who's DANNY? theres no one here named DANNY. noob: but you dress extremely like him... PALZ: hmm... you look tired, you need a drink? we're having chocolate soup and cake for dinner. noob: well, do you know anything about TANGO? PALZ: i have a few friends that belived once that a luck god existed, they often mentioned about that name you said, i other than that i have no idea. lets talk more on the bar. PALZ and noob enter a nearby bar. ait: ah, my man. so what will it be? PALZ: ill have 2 black dawns, extra chocolate. ait: one for each of you? PALZ: yup. ait: ill have that ready in a few. PALZ: and 2 slices of cake. noob: wow, i wonder how much that would cost. PALZ: dont worry, this is a pro communist living grounds so everything was really up to if you were a good sport and contributed much, everythings cheap here too. you can even help me with my garden. noob: garden?

noob woke up looking floating again, he looked at a sphere of PALZ trying to tame to his garden, and looking at how TANGO tames his garden, it was obvious PALZ was doing many things wrong with the garden. noob decided to help him with his garden, then in one of the spheres he saw TANGO speaking. TANGO: i reccomend you use dippers for tending the garden, its most effective and you also want sprinklers everywhere. noob listed everything down on his head, long before waking up to the smell of baked cake. PALZ: yum, this cake is good. you wanna try? noob: hmm... what if we combined the cake with our drinks? maybe itll taste really good. PALZ: ill try that. PALZ drizzled some black dawn on his half eated cake, and upon eating it. PALZ: WOAH! THAT WAS EPIC! good idea to combine them, whats your name? noob: noob. but yea, it really is tasty together. PALZ: we can tend my garden soon later. noob: sure, can we stop by the the garden store while were at it?

fast forward an hour where noob and PALZ are at the garden. PALZ: so basicly my crops dont grow that much, and i dont contribute much harvest. i just need some help fixing it. noob: it looks like maybe a dipper can help, try it. PALZ retrieved a dipper from his shed and loaded it with plant drinks and honey. PALZ: i think i should just wave it around near the garden. waving the wand around the garden was glazed in honey making it look better and the plant drinks quicken the growth slighty. noob: i think that should do it, what now? PALZ: well, i guess you can come with me to a party a few people and I are having. noob: sure, when is it? PALZ: its in a few hours, you wanna watch tv? noob: ok. hours later noob and PALZ go to the venue. noob: so this is the party? PALZ: yup, we usually just celebrate to relax from everything. noob: ah i see, is there cake too or other food items? PALZ: yea, there is cake. but theres also fry sticks, bird bombs and others. noob: well, you got coleslaw? PALZ: its illegal to talk about that food item for more than 10 minutes, its also illegal to eat that food item. noob: thank god, alright lets get in the party. star: hey whats up PALZ we havin a blast here! PALZ: wonder whats good to drink, noob you want anything to drink? noob: i dunno, maybe something new? PALZ: alright so you want a grape jooze? noob: sounds good, ill take that. PALZ: by the way, parties are usually lasting for 7 days at max so we can stay here for a while. noob: i guess i can stay.

BALEEM: so why do you need an idea for a person locator? BFDI already made something like that late season one. BLIXER: i know but leafy wasnt too far and it kinda felt scrappy, i just need something perfect for locating people in a radius of 10 km and suitable even in harsh weather. BALEEM: alright ill look that in with GRENELLOM and maybe we can make something like that in a few days. BLIXER: see you in some time i guess. BLIXER uses his time travel pocket watch to go to the future for a few days, scrolling through until he senses his person locator has been made. and then plays back time once BALEEM has the locator ready. BALEEM: here man, this locator, it can locate up to 25 km and has 3 person finder slots. BLIXER: thanks, itll be very useful to me. need it to help the FBI find someone. BLIXER uses the locator to locate noob and PALZ.

BLIXER: noob! PALZ! its time for some back up! PALZ: BLIXER what is it? you need any drinks? BLIXER: wake noob up its time i get this winter jackass. PALZ: you know i dont fight good. BLIXER: i found this bandana, i have 2. you can have one. PALZ: cool, alright noob lets go beat up this winter guy. i hope he's chill with us fighting. noob: alright, lets go. BLIXER, PALZ and noob hold the time travel pocket watch and BLIXER scrolls back into the present. the current present looks very much like the present before meeting PALZ. BLIXER uses the person locator and tries to find JACK in the winter areas. it failed. BLIXER: hmm, hey guys if you were JACK where would you hide? noob: space. PALZ: space. BLIXER: we are NOT going to space. BLIXER continues searching for JACK on the whole island. he only found foot prints matching his boots near... you guessed it, the FATASS space shuttle. PALZ: we called it. BLIXER: the space shutter isnt even on the actual space yet, maybe he's in the shuttle expecting to leave soon. noob: lets check the shuttle. PALZ: space mission! BLIXER: pretty sure the writter doesnt have the moon DLC nor the space DLC, lets just get to the shuttle and see if JACK'S there.

the 3 hop on the shuttle and locate JACK. JACK: hey, im going to space, wanna come? PALZ: wait, i thought we couldnt afford the space DLC? JACK: oh? ill just go to a really cold area then. hours later the shuttle crashes at the north east snowy area. BLIXER: he's here in this terrain. JACK: ive waited long enough to recreate this scene! go ice monsters! ice half transparent life sized figures summoned targeted the 3. BLIXER: noob, have this bomb and this necklace of colour, it colours your name YELLOW because we need the plot to go somewhere. noob: man, is this writter getting lazy? PALZ: his army is duplicating! BLIXER: i see them making a solid cross too, JACK is nearby but lets deal with these icees. noob wears the necklace before engaging in combat.

TANGO: hey what are those doing..? and with DANNY? NORMAN: i dont think thats DANNY, maybe someone else? TANGO: you think they need help? NORMAN: i think they'll be fine. JACK: you know this is kinda fun watching you struggle with some icicle people. BLIXER: you probably would sho- PALZ: hey! hush. BLIXER: NOOB, make sure they dont take that necklace. NOOB pulls out a bamboo blade. the party goes on a cliff fighting off the enemies. noob almost falls, hanging on a ledge. BLIXER: dont let them get the necklace NOOB! NOOB: help me! PALZ bring me up! PALZ: im busy right now, fog is too deep. BLIXER realises what he needed to do. he pulls NOOB up and gives him a box with a label on it before casting his final spell. BLIXER: AHNILLATE THIS STORM! the fog dissapears, all the ice units see BLIXER far from his teamates and smash an ice cross onto him. PALZ: BLIXXAAAAAAAR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOB tosses the box to PALZ and he equips the heart of the PINKMAN. PALZ: you killed him... my one friend that has been with me since... JACK, youll wont get away with this. PALZ blasted a huge pink blue cannon at the ice units, destroying them all and putting JACK at risk. JACK: i guess nobody chilled in the end.. heh... do what you have to do kid, wether it be putting me out with your friend or putting me in with mine. PALZ: i have a special place for people like you. *holding time frag-ment* NOOB: PALZ! thats too far, just let it go. ill send him to the cops. PALZ: he killed my childhood friend! NOOB: i understand you, TANGO died while i was fighting JACK and his gang. but i didnt stop until everyone was defeated. you came because BLIXER had big expectations of you, but he didnt mean any pressure, he just wanted the best of you. PALZ had thought for a long pause. PALZ: well... i guess you can just send him to the slammer if you want.. NOOB: ill get NORMAN for some help, you can stay at the luck temple if you want. ill be there in a few. PALZ: see ya.

its spooky month! a season where nobody gives a fuck about christmas for a whole month! a time where everyone has a mild candy addiction! its the best time to get dressed in a new uniform and just be out there! well, in an alternate universe, not so far from our current one... TANGO: hey, how do you think i dress? KEVIN: are you wearing..? a maid outfit? who told you to wear that? TANGO: well, all my old costumes were worn out. i figured just getting something from the old place just to relive the moments. KEVIN: lmao, sounds like a good idea. hope theres no interdimentional portal or anything. TANGO: you always say that! its so funny too, haha! but anyways. i still have some errands to run. you need anything on the store? KEVIN: bread, cereal, oreos... and candy! TANGO: i guess im buying 2 candy! the both laugh, and soon TANGO leaves to the local store. KEVIN chats with his other friends, AIT and ASAP about wether regular or JTOH rpg is better. TANGO was in the candy aisle looking for candy. he then saw bar of "love mints" TANGO: the kids will like this, they probably love mints. NOBODY LOVES MINTS (except for chocolate mint icecream) later after paying he approaches a homeless man. TANGO: have some cash, its the least i can do. homeless man: thank you.. people like you need a better life... TANGO: its fine really, you can have this. homeless man: thank you... TANGO takes a bite out of one of the love mints before heading on the lift of his appartment.

KEVIN: love mints? you know on the news recently they said something about it being a tik tok product. TANGO: huh? oh, i guess ill just leave it on the stockroom. KEVIN: im gonna work for a little longer, you? TANGO: i think ill just head to bed, see you tomorrow. or as they say in french, a demain. in the current universe... TANGO: so, do you think NOOB and PALZ can live on their own? NORMAN: i dunno, i have over time tonight but you can sleep in the nearby hotel if you want. TANGO: you think i can have a cookie for bed? NORMAN: on the house, only tonight. TANGO: thanks, see you tomorrow. or as they say in french, a demain. (to avoid confusion 2nd reality TANGO is TANGOK and 1st reality TANGO is TANGOM) both TANGOs were in a dream like state face to face with each other. TANGOM: is that me? TANGOK: wow! a mirror, KEVIN never buys these. TANGOM: who's KEVIN? also, this isnt a mirror. its maybe something, a warning of some sort. TANGOK: but who are you? TANGOM: im the god of luck, TANGO. im created and worshipped by multiple people as a religeon, well... when religeon was still accepted here. TANGOK: where im from religeon isnt really much of a big deal, infact i live in neow tyoko. TANGOM: i assume religeon has never been created in your universe. TANGOK: yea, and technology here is pretty advanced. before either TANGO can say anything they dissapeared from the area. they remembered it vividly although it felt dream like.

in our universe, TANGOM looks at the broken portal from millenia. TANGOM: i guess its time this has some action. the frame with one side blue, other side red, and the top pure white. lighting it would connect the blue with the red, causing it to be purple. TANGOM lights the portal and enters it, but some time before.. TANGOM: hey NORMAN, im gonna run some errands, watch NOOB and PALZ for me. NORMAN: see ya. TANGOM now in the 2nd universe looks around, he notices the vast majority of how advaced society is. perhaps coleslaw doesnt exist or degeneracy is either non existant or illegal. TANGOM: i think i should check the stores. TANGOM does his own business while, on TANGOK's side... KEVIN: what you mean by some mirror man talking about being some luck genius? that doesnt make any sense. TANGOK: well, maybe its just nonsense messing with me. anyways, who wants some pizza! TANGOK and KEVIN ate pizza, i had pizza recently. cut me some slack. TANGOK: im going outside, see ya. TANGOK leaves the apartment and go to the first floor, but while on the window lift he sees a mysterious purple portal. TANGOK enters in the promiximty of the portal, seconds later it lights. TANGOK: is this some kind of halloweed prank? TANGOK could think well, later being pushed into the portal by some hooligans.

TANGOK looks around the land, but before being able to process it. NORMAN came to him needing help of something forgotten by almost everyone from months ago. NORMAN: i dont think you and BLIXER took care of CHARA, you need to investigate where she's gone before anything worse can happen. TANGOK: uh.. ill try and see what i can do.! NORMAN: ill tell you the plans on my work place, also, i think its time NOOB gets involved. TANGOK: sure i guess.. the 2 go back to the temple, NORMAN develops a plan on how to get NOOB to calm down when TANGO is revealed that he didnt die, TANGOK follows the plan and wears a maid outfit in disguise of a luck maid. as TANGOK was finnishing NOOB entered. NOOB: hi, im just gonna watch some tv. TANGOK: NORMAN asked me about something, he needs you to elimite CHARA. NOOB: i guess that makes sense, how should it be done? TANGOK: anyway you like. NOOB: ill visit NORMAN for more info, see ya. TANGOK calls NORMAN minutes later. NORMAN: you'll come in the warzone and help capture CHARA, i reccomend you get some weapons this time and not some bees. TANGOK: ill... see what i can do.. just before leaving TANGOK grabs a couple of knifes and heads to the warzone.

on the 2nd universe TANGOM was outside the store playing jetpack joyride. KEVIN appears and talks to him in a panic state. KEVIN: TANGO where have you been? lets go back now, theres a new PC building simulator in 2 weeks. TANGOM: you wouldnt have known about interdiemensional travel would you? KEVIN: uh, no? lets just go back now. TANGOM: well either way im not from here, im from a different universe. KEVIN was shocked upon hearing what he said. TANGOM: i need a little bit of help, does the place recycle? KEVIN: no... we dont really recycle, is that why youre here? TANGOM: well, i still recall something from years ago...

you know, a phrovecy was told that if 2 opposites were to collide they would combust into a sparking variation. upon this happening there would be many endings. bones may be broken, or perhaps it was all just a dream, maybe even something less known... with the information you were given, one of the opposites, CHARA and the other being TANGOK as they would encounter themselves in a fight of freedom. TANGOM only knew the phrovecy because millenia ago it was a famous myth. and he knew what would happen if it were to occur...

TANGOM didnt want KEVIN to worry about anything so he layed low for a bit with him and pretended to be TANGOK. with the real TANGOK on the fight against CHARA. NOOB: hey you junk! its time to get up. CHARA: is that how you treat secondary characters? you treat them like your mother? NOOB: not like you have one, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! NORMAN: NOOB! stop yelling and try to stun CHARA, i given you a special bamboo blade that spills flamingo essence, it will weaken CHARA but strengthen you. NOOB splats CHARA with the substance, CHARA was shaking it off. CHARA: damn, you dont know anything do you? i had these new anti debuff tactical plates installed a week ago. NOOB: so what? its just a dish, now go and make me a sandwich on that plate. CHARA: here, have a knuckle sandwich! NOOB slashes through the punches dealing heavy load of damage, it almost seemed like a winning match until. CHARA: BLACK HOLE TIME! NOOB: WHAT. a black hole was created and sucked NOOB in, and then later exploding with everything in it bursting out almost at the speed of light. NOOB was severly injured because of this. NOOB blacks out. NORMAN: TANGO! lets do this.

TANGOK: ive seen some cool levitation lessons online, you never get to see them on- NORMAN: the hell is that? are you trying to be a freaking touhou character? TANGOK: uh, no? NORMAN: dont worry, you chose the right one. now, finnish that robotic junk! TANGOK throws multiple knifes at CHARA, however it didnt pierce the armor. CHARA: who wears that in a freaking battle? are you just some wierdo and not an actual god? TANGOK: i wanted to wear this for halloweed... noone insults my costume choices that blaitantly.. TANGOK slashes the right arm of CHARA, the electrifying speed of the slash cuts it through like butter, but even less viscous. CHARA: the hell? oh well, i can just regenerate this with some of this black substance... TANGOK breaks the vial before CHARA could use it, the black substance being combined with air combusted into a huge black fog. the minds of CHARA and TANGOK were corrupted and past memories were in the back of the brain, or harddrive. TANGOK: huh? what happened? CHARA looks at the maid outfit. CHARA: maybe we're uh.. fuh... fu... TANGOK: furries? CHARA: i think we are! TANGOK and CHARA later did what other furries do. NORMAN knew it was his time to shine.

NORMAN plays the chad loop on a speaker and carries it on his back, he turns on a black and white filter and puts a cheap A logo on both of his shoulders. NORMAN crashes to the warzone, ready to end TANGOK and CHARA or atleast knock some sense into them. NORMAN: you're better than this, you can do so much if you put your furry addiction away! CHARAXTANGO: what do you meEAAn? NORMAN knew it would be a tough battle, but it was the only option. charging up his speed and playing a song from imagine dragons and releasing just before the beat full throttle at the 2 degenerates and killing one of them or atleast... NORMAN failed that tactic and tried several others. "thx3 onuzzlesy pouncesthiongyowou i knyourwarm fsor real" it kept repeating in NORMAN's head.

NORMAN: WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING!? BACK OFF YOU CRAZY BITCH! CHARA: PWEASE GWIVE MWE HWUGREY HWUGGIES uwu! NORMAN: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TANGOK: *pounces on you* NORMAN: how could this happen to me, i made my mistakes, got nO WhERe tO RUn. TANGOK: RAWR *X3* whats this? (oWo?) *notices ur buldge* lets have a little looksie here! NORMAN: I WISH I STAYED AT HOME AND PLAYED THE NEW CALL OF DUTY THIS IS SO NOT CASH MONEEYYYY! AAAAAAAAAA! wait, i have a gun! *AGRESSIVELY SHOOTS THE DISGUSTING FURRIES* NORMAN: CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE? CAN YOU SEE THE DARK? CAN YOU FIX A BROKEN? CAN YOU HEAR MY HEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTT?. NORMAN was able to hold off the 2 until NOOB woke up. NOOB: im up..! whats going on? NORMAN: NOOB be the most based as you can, you need to be based enough to change those furries lives. NOOB: the hell? furries? call the fucking army! NORMAN: no.. i think we gotta find someone to help us, i know where but its a longshot. NOOB: where is it? NORMAN: its the purple portal TANGO entered. or atleast... NOOB: we gotta get there quick, lets go. NORMAN.

in the 2nd diemension NORMAN and NOOB appear comming out of the portal, they saw a huge city with it having a height of technology. NOOB: lets get some mcdonalds, im hungry. NORMAN: sure. they enter the local mcdonalds and order some icecream. minutes after they ordered their icecream it hadnt arrived in like 30 minutes. NORMAN went up to the counter to ask about their order. NORMAN: hey where is our order, we've been waiting for half an hour. cashier: you gotta wait. NORMAN and NOOB wait until more hours past, then a peculiar man walks by. RAYVEN: hi, id like a mcdouble meal and a mcflurry. cashier: sure, *does cashier stuff, hands recipt* just wait a while. RAYVEN looks at NOOB and NORMAN. RAYVEN: you 2 need some help? NOOB: we waited for our icecream for over 2 hours, can you help us? RAYVEN: i'll try, you did pay right? NORMAN: yea, we did pay. you can take a look at the recipt. RAYVEN asks the cashier to give the guys their icecream. cashier: i have no idea what your talking about. RAYVEN: ill have to go to court with you. cashier: meh.. NOOB: wheres our icecream? RAYVEN: we either go to court or you could potentially be fined by law, or you can give them their icecream. your choice. cashier gives up and serves NOOB and NORMAN their soft serves. NORMAN: thanks man. RAYVEN: no problem, i am PAUL RAYVEN after all.

NOOB: thats sounds cool, also is we may unintentionally offend you from our reaction its because we arent native here, sorry. NORMAN: its nice to know you too. RAYVEN: i have a court case in an hour, you wanna come? you can be the jury or just watch. NORMAN: sure, we could learn some stuff. the boys enter RAYVEN'S car and went to the court case. the court starts minutes after they enter the court room. judge: today's case is the dissapearance of TANGO.. just TANGO? assistant: the witness only said the victim's name was TANGO, it should be fine. judge: well, the dissapearance of TANGO is today's case. caused by the people, hooligans 1, 2, and 3. hooligan 1: we didnt do that! judge: order, may the witness contribute to the case. witness: i dont know him much but while i was doing chores at home i saw him near a purple portal, he didnt jump through himself but i saw the hooligans push him into the portal. judge: do the defendants have anything to say about this? hooligan 1: yes your honor, we didnt mean to push TANGO but rather we accidentally bumped into him. judge: according to the victim you also left the scene after the dissapearance of TANGO. hooligan 1: we all got so worried we just left on our bikes. RAYVEN: hold it, so you say you all got worried and left on your bikes? well, according to the security footage there was no nearby bikes. you couldnt possibly find a bike nearby enough to be considered as a hit and run. you all just run, which is still a hit and run but you were lying about escaping on a vehicle. judge: does the jury have anything to say about MR PAUL's accusation? jury: we say that the defendants are guilty. judge: session is complete. thank you MR PAUL for your help with this case. RAYVEN: no problem your honor, are there any other cases today? judge: no, none at the moment. RAYVEN: see you soon your honor.

NOOB: woah, that was cool. RAYVEN: its just have everything ready and if the victim is playing rough, you play rough, just legally. NORMAN: well, where do we go now? suddenly, the guys in the car see a person in the distance waving for them. NORMAN: does that mean anything? RAYVEN: should be fine. RAYVEN pulls up onfront of the pedestrian. the pedestrian is KEVIN. KEVIN: hey, im kinda far from my apartment. can i hitch a ride? RAYVEN: sure, where do i drop you off? KEVIN: just near the LocalMart. RAYVEN drove to the LocalMart and dropped KEVIN off. NOOB: hey.. that guy in the apartment looks familliar... NORMAN: who? oh that dude, yea i dont think he's anyone. KEVIN: oh he's just my roomate, TANGO. NOOB: TANGO? can we have a talk with him? KEVIN: sure, just make it quick. NOOB and NORMAN enter the apartment dorm. TANGOM: NOOB? NOOB: TANGO! i thought you died! RAYVEN comes in a little late shocked. RAYVEN: guys, do you know what this means? NOOB: what? RAYVEN: the case we did yesterday, the defendants were innocent. NORMAN: i can explain, this is our TANGO, right bud? TANGOM: he forced me to stop using my hacks, i dont have any hacks. NORMAN: sounds like our TANGO, and i think your TANGO is... RAYVEN: is? where is our TANGO? NORMAN: he may have been in a little accident... TANGO: you killed him? NOOB: what can i say except, . RAYVEN: please tell me you didnt kill him. NORMAN: okay look, we didnt expect this to happen but your TANGO and another person, CHARA turned into... furries..? RAYVEN: is he physically alive atleast? NORMAN: yea..

TANGOM: i knew this would happen... when two opposites collide... KEVIN, you need to confront your friend. KEVIN: why me? why not someone else? TANGOM: its the only way. itll break the provecy. KEVIN: alright fine, ill get my friends over too. NORMAN: NOOB, you pass out too often to be good in the fight, get PALZ to help us. NOOB: ill head out now. NOOB goes to the portal and jumps in. hooligan 1: we didnt do it! see! victim: you're just delusional! RAYVEN: alright, lets go now. anything else? ASAP comes through the door. ASAP: KEVIN, you need me? NORMAN: hi. KEVIN: ASAP, i need some help with something. just follow us into the portal. ASAP: ok fam. *looking at character list* TANGOM, NORMAN, ASAP, RAYVEN and KEVIN enter the purple portal enter the 1st diemension.

mean while.. in the 1st diemension... DANNY: hey, i kinda wanna say sorry. BAD: why? do you need anything? DANNY: i spied on NORMAN and NOOB with their fight with CHARA, turns out they forgot about her. BAD: is this about them? DANNY: TANGO then appeared and cuts through CHARA'S arm. but then CHARA uses her recovery elixer but it broke and both turned into furries. BAD: this is what happens if you dont study. DANNY: im already calling ROSE and SCARLET is also in, we need to make sure those furries are no longer degenerable. BAD: oh, that type of job. ill do it, but bring everyone. some time later the gang arrives. ROSE: hi, im in a wheel chair but its a really cool one. JACK: you should have drank your milk, they shot your bones. BAD: *sigh* ill manage the group, we go after NORMAN and his team does their turn.

NOOB: hi guys, i got PALZ here. PALZ: you need me? RAYVEN: the plan is simple, KEVIN will do the negotiations, if it fails NOOB and PALZ will be our frontlines, NORMAN and ASAP are our backups and TANGO will be our last line. everyone: good idea. they all hop on a jeep and go the warzone. it looked like a furry utopia will tons of furry troops. CHARA: uwu gwuests hwave awived. RAYVEN: KEVIN, negotiate them to stop being furries. KEVIN: uh, hey TANGO. you wanna come home? TANGOK: hewoo 8 u wot? KEVIN: please, just dont be a furry and we can come home and play PC building simulator. TANGOK: owo? u want huggie wuggies? huggies! KEVIN was brutally hugged by TANGOK. KEVIN screamed of pain needed help, after a few seconds was a bit of silence. TANGOK's grasp weaken a bit, but KEVIN glitched, he glitched a bit and as that happens his clothes change to a maid outfit. KEVIN: huggie wuggiez for everwywone X3! RAYVEN: frontliners, charge! PALZ throws a bunch of projectiles at the furries, NOOB used what he had to take advantage of the situation. NOOB: i use my luck emblem to have no chance of me blacking out. and then my yellow necklace will also empower my stats by 50%. TANGOK sings a song. TANGOK: X3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu ur so warm. NOOB got a little drowsy hearing it but passed the vigilance roll and dodged the attack CHARA made. KEVIN then throws a bunch of blocks at the 2 frontliners. NOOB: cant believe they can use debuffs too! PALZ: i wish i could call DIZZY right now... PALZ draws out a gun and starts shooting the furries. NOOB gets more tired and just falls asleep. anyone not a furry: bruh.

PALZ gets knocked by KEVIN's block projectile. TANGOM: ill catch you! TANGOM splats the area PALZ falls on with soft honey, soft honey is like honey without sticky properties. RAYVEN: NORMAN! ASAP! get out there and get em! ASAP uses a ukraine flag to slash through the furries, NORMAN summoned his inner chad. NORMAN: alright, time to finnish this.. ASAP casts a huge ball of vocals of insults towards degenerates, it stunned KEVIN but did nothing to CHARA and TANGOK. CHARA creates a small black hole to counter this. TANGOK then slashes through ASAP. NORMAN: you chose the wrong town to be a furry. NORMAN barrages the furries in a soul form, draining their energy but KEVIN blocks the punches, which the others also do. NORMAN then gets so tired that he faints. ASAP falls from the injury and lands on some soft honey TANGOM made. RAYVEN: we dont have much of a choice, TANGO needs to go out there and knock some sense into those furries. BAD: or we could help.

the remaining conscious allies looked at the army of hibiscus troops. JACK: CHARA! behave yourself! theres people here. CHARA: ur not my dwaddy uwu! JACK: ROSE got any plans? DANNY: guys, we need a sense roll. SCARLET: oh, roll for a successful hit. they all roll their fake dice. SCARLET: alright, go ahead. ROSE pulls out a minigun and mounts it to a stand, and then starts shooting the furries. JACK went ninja mode and cloned himself to spam as many ice projectiles as possible. DANNY and BAD are waiting for a sign of some sort from the furries. CHARA comes out from the battle fog and jumps towards the hibiscus army. ROSE was directly infront of CHARA and pulls out a radio, and then sings this song... ROSE: my legs are broken the knee caps are stolen im forever bound too a chair~ CHARA was very confused but ROSE got the other people in hibiscus focus on the other furries. BAD went to NORMAN and asked him for a favour. BAD: i have a plan to counter this degeneracy. NORMAN: what is the plan, gotta make it quick. BAD: get ASAP up and we can finnish this. NORMAN: it will take a while, since he's half dead. DANNY: hibiscus troops, target TANGOK and KEVIN. ill take care of CHARA. DANNY charges behind CHARA's back panel revealing 4 wires. DANNY knew this situation, one being a regulator, the others just making the situation worse. he inspect the hardware more and cuts the right wire. CHARA faints but DANNY later announces something to everyone. DANNY: CHARA may be down but she will come up soon in eta 10 minutes.

NOOB wakes up saw the hibiscus outside their cages, he realises that their helping his team defeat the furries and turn CHARA, TANGOK and KEVIN back to normanl, to help with this he uses the yellow time travel pocket watch BLIXER gave him, and travels to a distant timeline... NOOB travels back to the battle between the battle of the ice people, NOOB tries to negotiate with everyone. NOOB: hey everyone, stop killing each other. we wont capture the ice guys and JACK if you dont kill anyone. JACK: buh bye. BLIXER: we just had him! NOOB: i know, it could have been worse. NOOB hugs to BLIXER and uses the yellow time travel pocket watch to go back to the present.

BLIXER gets filled on the events after his pressumed death. BLIXER then gives him his entire arsenal of ink, grey, red, green, etc. BLIXER: you cant just change a one thing of a timeline, im going back but you do your thing. if you need help, just press the flat button on the back of your TTPW. BLIXER goes back just before his death. NOOB knows what the green elixer does but doesnt know wether he should use it on ASAP to let the 3 finnish the job, or on TANGOK, CHARA and KEVIN to make it a quick pacifist job, NORMAN: we need healing NOOB, ASAP needs to be up to help us! ROSE: ..-. .. -. .. ... .../- ... ./.- - -... (he said this with a bell.) NOOB needs to make the job quick, or should he let the job to the chads?

suddenly, out in the foggy sky of the warzone came a familliar face, its presences shocked everyone on site, and held a huge dual sided scythe. ?: you gotta beat someone the same power as yours to have a chance. NOOB: ill hold onto this for a while. TANGOM then appeared in the clouds, as his TRU form, TANGO REAPER UNIT. in a maid outfit to counter to furries. everyone was so shocked half of the furries and hibiscus troops fainted. TANGOM then slashes his scythe towards TANGOK. a huge fight of the century it was, TANGOK eventually fainted after failing to dodge an incomming kick. TANGOK reverted to normal. TANGOK: what happened? the last thing i remember is CHARA holding a bottle of black stuff. TANGOM: we can solve what you done, but i need you for this. TANGOK and TANGOM proceeds to obliterate the rest of the furries. CHARA and KEVIN reverted to normal. DANNY: so do we still have to go back or can we have our own series? RAYVEN: depends on what you did. DANNY: alright, ROSE, JACK lets run for it. JACK: dont forget about CHARA again! CHARA: AAAAAAAAA! ROSE: guys wait! coke crafters will be avalible soon TANGOM: *sigh* atleast everyone is ok, right? everyone not from hibiscus: yup. TANGOM: NOOB, from here on now, i pronounce you officially a PRO. NOOB: really? thats epic! thats all i ever wanted!

everyone went on with their daily lives with the adition of the ban of black elixer, also many people find it interesting to cross the different diemension for a vacation. TANGOM shut it down quickly by monetizing it. DANNY, ROSE, JACK and CHARA go on to be top tier coke crafters in the drug industry. NOOB, whom now is PRO. just vibes with what he has left. TANGOK and his friends start a gaming channel for fun, RAYVEN gets in a winning streak of his court cases. NORMAN still works at the local subway but sometimes at the otherworld mcdonalds on alternating shifts. BAD graduates college to be a game developer. PALZ continues to party and sometimes tend to his garden. but everyone still participated the funeral for BLIXER, not including hibiscus for obvious reasons.

the end.

CREDITS:

Fictional Characters: noob, blixer, norman, pink rose, danny, jack frost, chara, tangok, rayven.

Real Characters: tangom/onett, badfasteyo, ait, kevin, asap.

special thanks: to everyone reading, keep on reading.