The mist obscures everything and I honestly can barely see kakashi twenty feet ahead. The only thing that keeps me from freaking out is the knowledge of a rabbit that warns us of the sword. Speaking of. Where is the rabbit? I look around and see that there is a fluffy rabbit hopping away. That's way faster than in the anime.
"Everybody down!" Kakashi screams as he tackles tazuna.
We all drop to the ground as a giant sword flies overhead and sticks into a tree. A man appears on the blade with a blur of speed. His back is too us and I'm not complaining. All that muscle on display and a pair of cow patterned arm warmers up top, low slung baggy pants down below. God he is hot. I eye him up as he chuckles.
"Kakashi of the sharingan. What a surprise." he calls out in a sexy rough voice.
"Zabuza of the nice ass. What a treat." I replied to him.
"What did you say?" he demands as he leaps down and pulls out his sword.
"Oh? Is sexy deaf?`` I tease. Everyone is tense as I play with zabuza.
"I'm not deaf. I'm flattered, but you're not my type." he chuckles.
"Please tell me you're not straight. All the cute guys are straight." I groan.
"No. im gay as well. I'm only attracted to greatsword wielders though." he trails off after i show him my blade.
"Date after the fight?" i suggest.
"Sounds good. I'll meet you at the bridge an hour after the fight." zabuza agrees.
Everyone is giving us weird looks as we talk. Kakashi raises his headband and charges into combat. Zabuza raises his blade to block the first attack and swings hard in reply. Kakashi dodges before he makes some hand signs and spits a ball of fire at zabuza. Dumbass. A wall of water blocks the attack and a pressured burst of water returns fire. Does Kakashi know that zabuza is a water specialist? Zabuza makes a hand sign and mist rolls in to block our view. Damm, now time for silent killing, if I'm not wrong then. I lung back and block an attack with my sword. My muscles are straining against the shorter but physically superior man and his blade. Damm!
Zabuza vanishes into the mist as Kakashi gives chase. Come on! Just finish the fight already! I hear a thud and see the mist clear as kakashi is kicked into the water, zabuza body flickers to kakashi and traps him in a ball of water. Cool. wait. Kakashi could die.
"Run! You're no match for him!" Kakashi cries.
I ignore this and throw my sword at zabuza full force. My blade spins like a buzzsaw as it flies towards zabuza. His eyes go wide and he yanks his arm outta the ball of water to avoid my blade. Kakashi lands on his feet and I see zabuza rushing kakashi as he hacks up the water. Shit! I sprint on the water and rapidly approach zabuza.
He glances over and I leap up before planting both feet on his face. My flying dropkick sends zabuza flying and I glance over to see Kakashi raising a brow at me. I shrug and we look over to see zabuza is gone, oh shit. We look around and don't spot him. Don't smell him either. Fuck.
I tell Kakashi about the lack of smell and he scowls before we head off to the kids. They are holding positions to protect tazuna. I collect my sword before we leave. Sasuke is scowling as we walk. What's wrong with him now?
"Why are you trying to have a relationship with an enemy?" Sasuke demands.
"He's hot. It'll be pretty fun when we hook up.'' I replied.
"Why hook up with that big sword freak? Sasuke is better!" sakura screeches.
"All those muscles and that spiky hair. He is hot as hell. Sasuke is a scrawny stick figure. You keep the scrawny kid, pinky, I want that hunk of a man.`` I snapped back. God she is annoying.
We arrive at the house and I enter with the others. My smoking draws a disapproving glare from the woman who introduces herself as tsunami. Man. I douse my pipe and put it in my pocket. She nods before resuming her examinations of tazuna to make sure he is okay. I sigh as I bemoan the loss of my pipe. The woman hears this and points backwards. Oh? I can smoke outside? Sweet! I march out and light my pipe before I start practicing. Alright. I'm gonna need more power. I pump some chakra into my sword and it grows in weight til my arms can barely hold it. I snarl as I start my kata. Come on! Faster! I snarl through the pain as I move my arms faster. More! My blade is a blur as I speed through the kata and begin to spar with an imaginary opponent. My limbs burn as I keep up the pace.
I hear a door open and a gasp as I roar and throw my blade, it slams into a tree with a thunderous impact as I whirl with my fists raised. Kakashi sees this and he raises his hands. A puff of smoke flows up as we rush each other. Kakashi ducks my first punch and I snarl before slamming both arms into the ground. Earth cracks as I roar and charge again. My blows soar as kakashi vanishes in a blur of movement, I follow. Kakashi is dodging as best he can while I just let my rage soar and power my speed. Faster! Chakra flows through me and I speed up. Kakashi goes wide eyed as I catch up to him and slam a fist into his chest. He vanishes in a puff of smoke as I shatter the log that replaces him. Behind! I spin and slam a fist into the ground as Kakashi attempts to slam a fist into me. I power through the hit and Kakashi hits the ground with a crack. Smoke billows as another log is shattered. Dammit! I snarl as I toss away my pipe and search for the gray man. Wind shifts, left! I lunge away and slam a fist backwards to slam kakashi into a tree.
He gasps as the tree cracks behind him. A glint flashes in his eye as Kakashi swiftly counters with a brutal left hook. His hand chirps as lightning encases his fists. He starts to attack and my body ignites in flame as I block. Let's go! Rage floods me as I slam into kakashi with bone breaking force. A gasp is forced out of the man before he hits me with a right hook and I stagger back. No! I snarl and the flames turn white before I unleash a barrage of punches. Kakashi is a blur as he twists and turns to avoid my hits. The lightning in his hand grows stronger as his left hand winks out. A punch sends me skidding back and I snarl again before spitting a ball of flame at the bastard. Kakashi dodges and responds with a fireball of his own. I rush through it and ignore the heat before slamming a punch into kakashi and hearing a loud crack. Kakashi barks out in pain and vanishes in a puff of smoke before I hear clapping. Wait. let the rage flow out. My body is steaming as the fire dies out. My breathing slows down. Calm. I breathe deep and sigh before grabbing my pipe and turning to face the real kakashi with a calm face.
"Wanna tell me what that was about?" Kakashi asks as I walk over to my blade.
"Training." I grunt in reply.
"No. That was pure rage. Why did you try to kill me?" Kakashi demands.
"I wasn't. I use rage to stimulate myself. Gai says I'm a berserker.'' I pulled my blade out of the tree.
"Wait. those ancient warriors who ignore damage and just use pure rage to attack their foes?" is the incredulous reply.
"Yup." smoke flows from me as i walk to kakashi.
"Never fought one before. Now i'm glad you didnt use that sword of yours.'' Kakashi is scared now. Cool.
"Gotta get used to it now." I replied before handing Kakashi my sword.
Kakashi goes wide eyed and I can see chakra leak off him as he pumps his body with it to lift my blade. He grunts as he barely lifts my sword. I take it back and force my body to pick it up without chakra. I sheathe my sword and ignore the questioning look I'm given. We walk back into the house and I plop down on the couch as I stuff my pipe into a pocket.
"How is it so heavy?" Kakashi asks as he joins me on the couch.
"Seal. there's a seal that increases the weight with it. Something like every genin worth of chakra is a double in weight.'' I reply as I relax. Definitely tore a muscle or two.
"Dare I ask how much you've got in that sword?" is the question asked by the now reading man.
"Bout three jonins worth. Now four." I groan as my body reports the damage.
"How are you lifting it? One jonin is five genin.`` Kakashi has dropped his book.
"Training. Turns out i'm part uzumaki, not so much that i'm practically leaking chakra, but enough that i have a jonins worth of chakra already and i heal fast." man i'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
"So you're pushing your body to the limit and holding that level while you train before healing and pushing yourself even farther." Kakashi concludes.
I nod and feel my chakra swirl as it starts to repair and strengthen my flesh. Here comes the nap. Blackness claims me and I pass out.