I wake up with a groan. What time is it? I look over to see that it's only been an hour. Shit! I lunge to my feet and sprint to the bridge. Don't be late! I skid to a stop and see that zabuza is standing on the bridge with a slouch. Sweet. I sneak up behind him. Smoke trails behind me as I stalk my prey. Zabuza tenses and I lunge. We go rolling and it ends up with zabuza straddling me and holding a kunai to my throat.
"Easy. its the first date, sex is second or third." i purr.
"Maybe I'm just excited to meet a fellow greatsword wielder." zabuza replies as he stands and pulls me to my feet.
"I dunno. I wasn't feeling that great of a sword against my leg when you were on me." I tease.
"Technique over skill, young one." is the sage reply.
I smirk and zabuza smirks behind his bandages as we both stand. The wind shifts and I draw my blade before placing it at the throat of the man behind me. I hear a gasp as something clatters to the ground. I glance back to see that it's a white mask covering an effeminate man. Haku. I smirk and look at zabuza with a raised brow.
"My apprentice. Mind moving your sword so you don't kill him?" zabuza explains/asks.
"I dunno. Maybe he has a bigger sword." I sheath my blade as I say this.
Zabuza chuckles and we all walk to the end of the bridge before sitting down and dangling our legs off the edge. Smoke flows as we all start chatting and chuckling. Zabuza is actually funny, but did not show that in the anime. Zabuza is in the midst of telling me about his first time holding the head cleaver.
"I couldn't lift the damn thing! I'm not gifted with any abnormal fighting style so I had to use the most basic sword. Nobody told me that it's just a solid hunk of iron! Thing weighs like two hundred pounds and I'm supposed to wield it with one hand? Impossible. My teacher then goes on to tell me that if i can't lift it, i'm not gonna be a swordsman of the mist. I wasn't happy with this so I pumped chakra to my arms and lifted the sword. Barely. Then I'm told to swing the sword a thousand times in each direction before I would be allowed to learn the kata." zabuza is chuckling through his rant. I smirk at this.
"Wasn't the same for me. The sword I'm using is pretty light since it's made for ninja use. I had to put seals on it so it gets heavier. My sensei was skeptical about my getting stronger instead of faster but he shut up when he saw how fast I can move when the seal is released.`` I chuckle at the memory.
Zabuza stands and proclaims that i can't be carrying a heavy sword. I smirk and hand him the blade. There is a solid thud as the sword pulls zabuza to the ground. He snarls and pumps some chakra to his arm, not as much as kakashi needed, he lifts the blade and takes a few swings before handing it to me. He nods and hands me his head cleaver. I lift the blade with one hand and take a few swings. Not bad. Good balance and sharp as a razor. I hand the blade back to zabuza and he raises a brow before speaking.
"How are you getting so strong so fast? When we fought, you were weaker than me, but now you're a bit stronger than I am. How?" He is confused.
"I pump chakra to my arms when I wield my blade, then I start to decrease the amount of chakra in my arms as I swing the blade and don't stop until my arms give out. Then I repeat the process after my arms recover. I do this every day." I will explain.
"So by using chakra to hold something heavy, you pick it up. Then by decreasing the chakra you increase the strain on your body until you're holding it with your natural strength. Thus rapidly increasing your strength as your body rushes to keep up with the demand put on it. Smart. Why didn't I think of that?" zabuza starts out calm but ends with a pissed off growl.
I smirk again and lean over before planting a kiss on the man's lips. He raises a brow at me and I shrug. Zabuza snarls and rips off his bandages before grabbing the back of my head to pull me into a fierce kiss. Our tongues clash as the kiss deepens. Zabuza eyes haze with lust and we both start to use our hands on the other. Our makeout is paused by haku coughing loudly. I sweep zabuza's mouth once more before pulling back. I smirk at the man and he smirks back before replacing his bandages.
"You have won the battle, but I shall win the war." zabuza proclaims dramatically.
I snicker and we look at haku. The small man is gesturing to his wrist. Zabuza nods and then bids me farewell before he tells me he's gonna take a week to prepare for the fight. He wants a fight with me. No holds barred. He spices up the deal by saying that the winner gets to choose the next date while the loser pays for dinner. I nod and proclaim my victory.
Zabuza chuckles before he vanishes with a body flicker. I turn and walk back to the house as I think about the fight. Alright. I'm a fire type and zabuza has water. He has the advantage both elementally and due to the water flowing under the bridge. How do I beat that? If the fire is hot enough then the water will turn to steam before he can hit me. That would take too much chakra though. The energy requirements of my armor at that level would give me maybe, three minutes, maybe less since i would be fighting and thus would have less control. Shit. That's not a very long window for the fight/victory. Wait. What if i? That could work. I could get a boost and thus gain the time needed to beat zabuza. Alright. I need to talk to naruto. I should probably feel bad for the power I'm gonna steal from the kid. Although If I take the nine tails, then there's no reason for him to be hated and I can ignore the villagers. Yeah. let's do it.
I enter the house and stash my pipe before walking up the stairs. Naruto is sleeping on the futon. Perfect. I grin as I close the door behind me and mold chakra to my hand. Alright. First I need to put the seal on myself. I place my hand on Naruto's stomach and focus on making my chakra copy the seal on his belly. Almost, almost, done! I pull my hand off Naruto and slam it into my stomach. My flesh sizzles as I burn the seal onto my body. Alright. Now for the fun part. I mold chakra and place my hand back on naruto. Now the anime required a key. There was a fanfic that said the seal was basically a lock. If that's the case then by cycling my chakra in various patterns, done. I can unlock the seal. Red chakra coats naruto and he growls in his sleep. Shit!
I reverse the flow of chakra in my hand and direct it to my stomach and the empty seal. Come on! Red chakra flows along my arm and I feel it start to fill the seal. Alright. This is going well. Too slow though. I speed up the chakra in my hand and the red chakra floods into my body before I feel it start to gutter out. Oh no you dont! I fiercely pull with my chakra and feel more energy flood into my belly. There we go. Time flows as I continue to drain the red chakra. A dark mass floods through the energy and I feel something enter my body. It growls and I ignore it as I pull until there is just fumes left in the boy. Alright. Naruto has maybe a genin's worth of tailed beast chakra left. He cant use it for anything cool, but he wont die since i didn't take the nine tails out of him. I smirk and lock the seal on both our bodies before I raise my hand. It burned from that much exposure to the nine tails chakra. My flesh heals before my eyes and I realize something. I'm a Jinchuriki with uzumaki heritage. My hearing will be off the charts now! I smirk and walk out of the room. Kakashi is standing in the hall and leaning against the wall. He raises a brow at me.
"What were you doing in the room with naruto? He is exhausted from training.'' Kakashi asks.
"I was meditating, trying to sense chakra. I was able to after some practice, but there's a bunch of chakra in the kid that's evil as hell. Kids dark if that's what his chakra feels like.'' I replied.
Kakashi nods and I shrug before walking downstairs and sitting on the couch. Alright. Now to talk to the fucker and see if he will gimme some power. I lean back after leaning my sword against the wall. Clear my head, focus on the chakra of the fox. Dripping echoes in my ears. Huh?
I open my eyes and look around. I'm in an enormous sewer with a towering cage that is closed and locked with many chains on it. I smirk and walk to the cage. Red eyes open and glare at me.
"WHO DARES TO DISTURB ME!" a booming voice roars. Water ripples away from it as it talks.
"Me. tora. I'm your new host now. I'm figuring it out. I can open this seal a bit and let you see the outside world if you would be willing to work with me. Whaddya say?" I call the beast.
A creature emerges from the darkness. He is a towering red fox with nine whipping tails. He has a fox's back half with accompanying legs and genitals. Great, I get to stare at fox balls. His upper half is humanoid and scrawny, his arms are long and tipped with clawed hands. His head is that of a fox but he has long bunny ears that end in pointed tips instead of rounded mounds of fluff. The beast stretches languidly and he exposes large fangs to me as he yawns.
"YOUR OFFER IS ACCEPTABLE MORTAL BUT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO ADD TO YOUR OFFER." his voice booms as he speaks. I hope I can't go deaf in my mind.
"What's the extra offer?" I ask.
"I WISH TO HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR BODY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. A CHANCE TO STRETCH MY LEGS IF YOU WILL.`` Kyuubi tells me.
"Sounds good. Just don't go causing destruction for fun aight?" I told him.
The kyuubi nods and I pull off the seal. He sits down after the chains vanish from his forms and I smirk when we fist bump. This is gonna be fun.
I open my eyes in the real world. Alright. Time to test this. I hold out my hand and channel the fox's chakra. It coats my arm in a bubbling red mass. Sweet. The chakra recedes into my flesh and I stand. Time to practice.
"Mortal. You have a guest. He is going to enter the room in a moment." the foxes voice echoes in my mind.
Aight. I look around and see that it's sasuke. He is scowling as he walks over. I can feel his chakra now, it's much weaker than I'd expected. Maybe he just got done training? He reaches me and stops a few feet from me. I grab my blade and slide it into its sheath as he holds out a hand.
"Give me your power." he demands. Really?
"Say again?" I growl.
"That power I just sensed from you. It was too strong for someone like you. It belongs in the hand of an uchiha.`` His voice is irritating me.
"Yeah. fuck off. If you want power. Go earn it. I'm not gonna give up my power just cause you feel weak.'' I growl at the boy. My teeth feel sharper now.
"No! You will give me your power or I will take it from you!" he snaps as he yanks out a blade.
This little fucker wants to play? Alright. I lash out and send sasuke flying with a fist. He crashes through the door and breaks the item off its hinges with a thunderous crack. I follow and smirk at the boy as he staggers to his feet.
Sasuke yells at me and starts flinging kunai. Red chakra flows out of me to form a tendril that whips around and sends the kunai flying. Cool. The chakra recedes and I rush the arrogant bastard. His eyes go wide when I slam a fist into his gut and he hacks up bile before I slam a fist into his side and launch him into a tree. The boy stands and flows through hand signs before he spits a ball of flame at me. Really? My body ignites in flame and I march through the flame that flies at me. I smirk at the boy as I walk towards him. Fear fills his gaze as I get closer. My turn. I spit a ball of flame at the boy and he barely dodges as I rush him. Time to teach him some manners. I slam a fist into the boy and grab his leg before he flies away. I slam him to the ground and stomp on his knee with his leg still in my grasp. Bone snaps and cartilage crunches as the boy howls in agony. Sasuke starts weakly struggling to get away before I stomp on his other leg and break it just as brutally. His voice goes hoarse with his screams. Little bitch. I drop the leg in my grasp and sink to my haunches as my flames flicker out.
"Next time you try to demand something from somebody. Make sure you're strong enough to take what you want. Otherwise. This will happen. Again and again and again. Got it?" I growled at him.
Sasuke whimpers and nods before I rise and walk off. The broken door is on the ground and I see that the rest of team seven is standing in the doorway.
"Why did you hurt sasuke! Why would you hurt him, you monster!" Sakura screeches before I slap her and she hits the wall with a thud.
"That little bastard tried to demand that I give him my power. He tried to say that I wasn't worthy of the power I've earned. Be grateful I didn't kill. Because next time he does that. I will kill him." I snarl at the whimpering girl.
Kakashi merely sighs and strolls off to collect his student. Naruto follows me to the couch and he stays quiet for a moment.
"You shouldn't have done that. Now the council will try to have you arrested for hurting him." Naruto said sadly. I snort before speaking.
"Let them try. The civilian council has no power over a ninja and the ninja council will agree that i should knock that arrogance out of him.'' I reply before getting comfy and falling asleep on the couch. Well. asleep outside. In my mind I'm talking with the fox.
The fox is grinning like a loon when I enter his former cage.
"Kid, you keep doing that and I think we will be the best of friends." the fox chuckles.
"Yeah. I'm definitely gonna keep kicking ass. It's too much fun to stop.`` I replied with a grin.
"By the way. I've looked at that flame technique you use. It's very similar to the chakra cloak you gain from my presence. If you want. I can power that flame cloak of yours. Should make it stronger and give it a few more tricks." the fox offers.
"Sure. wait. Why are you being so nice now? Hell. Why are you so quiet? Earlier you were trying to make my ears bleed." I'm suspicious now.
"My volume was because I wanted to scare you. My polite attitude is from your memories. I can tell that you're not from this world. I've gone through your memories. There are many stories about me being rude to my host and getting treated like a slave. I would rather be on friendly terms with you. Besides, You're not that bad. Calm and collected most of the time, but in combat your damn near feral with rage and bloodlust. I like you. My name is Kurama. Even though you already knew that." Kurama chuckles.
"Aight. If you know everything about me from my memories and I know everything about you from the anime and the stories. Whaddya say we skip the get to know you part and just be friends?" i suggest.
"Sounds good. I want to know. What's your thoughts on sleeping with me?" kurama asks.
"Well if it's the sexy way, I dunno. Never considered fucking a fox or getting fucked by one. If it's the cuddling way then I'm down. Your fur looks so soft." I sit on the ground while speaking.
"Yes. the sexual way is gonna have to wait. I would prefer to at least know you for more than an hour before we mate. I do want to cuddle though. It's been eons since I had someone to cuddle with.`` Kurama looks sheepish at this.
I shrug and walk over before laying against the fox after he shrinks to the size of a horse. My back is against his side and the fox curls around me before we both fall asleep.