Episode 2: Street Battle
Intro song: Clouds and Feuds From Age of Wonders - watch?v=SbwgdajNpU0
The Ninja Assin threw his blades at Harry the Elf and the baldes whent and came at Harry. Harry had only a slpit second to think before these hundereds of blades were about to kill him a million times. Then Harry had an idea and this idea was genius. He had an elven blade made buy the grate blademastor himself and so Harry pulled iut out and set it to defelct mode.
So Harry then cut down the nives in mid hair and the baldes split in two and half and landed on the ground ad the Assin was shocked but thant he was not an that he thre knife after knife after knife and "This insane speed how do I fight this man" criwed Harry. The assin than luthed "I have been sent by Sauron Sama and you deaf is near elf" and then he luthed again "and your paking elf and now your end is near". But Harry repiled camrly "so Sauron is still alive then. Typical" and the Assin yelled "NANI! but how are you so carm you were panking"
Harry than luthed "I was making you think I was beat so I could find your mastor dager and destoroy it" and the centure dagger smashed like glas and the over dagers were destoroyahed as well. "It can't be! it unpossible!11" the assissn scremed and Harry sayed "thank you for tellin me that Sauron is still around now I know who is begind this" and he killered the assisn with a leafal attack. The assissn was now but nothing but a sekiltion because he was realy a vampire and Harry had destroyed his hart and now he is noting but as seklingotn and he shocked and say "but was I'm a skeleton" than he crumbled into dust.
Than their was sounds of clapping and a shaodyman walked out of the shadows by a stable "well done Harry you are always entatining" and it was Dakron Darkon "I should have known your evil would be near by" and Darkon "Hello again Harry old boi". Then Harry demanded "Darkon you bastard you killed my girlyfriend Mandy! Now prepair to dye!" and Darkon luthed "Oh Harry! you can't killer me because I am an honored gust of the city and the humans and good elves consider me to be good now and reformed" and Harry sayed "but you sent that assin after me to killer me" Harry sayed. "I have no hand in this Harry like you I am looking for an Humen waifu or waifus of my own" Dakon stated.
"I whould not have to look for another waifu if yo had not killered Mandy" Harry demanded and Dakon stated "well let's not liver in th epast Harry dear boy and lets bygones bee bygones. I can introduce you to many humen waifus. I have several myslef" and Harry yel "You cant not have moar than one waifu!" and Dakon sayed "that was the old world let me show you the new one". Harry thinked to himslef "Darkon is defiling Humen women left right and centure! He is giving Elves a bad name!"
To Be Countued...
Credits Theme: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (single mix) - watch?v=tE3eOBXvFyg
Next time on The Trinkets of Authority
"Dear Anur, I must confess brother that of late I have been rather taken with... Mr. Dakon" the young Numenorean lady sighed to her brother Anur. Anur was shocked "My dear Oriel I must urge caution on your behalf! He has the reputation of something of a cad in polite society. Darkon has a roguish eye for many an eligible young lady" Oriel Gasps! "Surely not!" and Anur replied "I tell you he is a complete blaggard"