Episode 3: The Ball
Intro song: Clouds and Feuds From Age of Wonders - watch?v=SbwgdajNpU0
Dakon took Harry to a great big hall and there were many a fine lady there and they greeted Mr. Dakon because it was said that they all knew him well. Harry was shocked at this "how could you ravish so many ladies" and Dakon responded "I though you came hear to find a waifu Harry well that is what I have been here doing for many centures now. I have enjoed many a humen woman"
Meanwhile in a room there is a nobel Humen family of the finest bloodline and lirange and talking. THere is a noble lady and her gentleman borther
"Dear Anur, I must confess brother that of late I have been rather taken with... Mr. Dakon" the young Numenorean lady sighed to her brother Anur. Anur was shocked "My dear Oriel I must urge caution on your behalf! He has the reputation of something of a cad in polite society. Darkon has a roguish eye for many an eligible young lady" Oriel Gasps! "Surely not!" and Anur replied "I tell you he is a complete blaggard" and then Anur paused ans said "ah hear he comes" and Dakon enetred the room.
"Hello darling Oriel we arranged to meet to go to the opera and I will be taking you there. My freind Harry will be joing us he is another elf prehaps you would like to bring your sister Harry is an eligible bactcher looking for a charming young lady such as you sister." and she said "Arceniel would be so pleased I will go and fetch her right away" but Oreil had now moar paechtins for this and step in "oh no you won't you villian, you feind, you bllagard, you unpricabled curd. I'l do you right for I say" Dakon just grined "is that so" and salped him "that's it I chlalanged you to a duel" said Oriel
"I accept" grimiced Darkon "you have three days to prepair brave nigth" Darkon grimiced again and Harry steped forward "I won't let you defolower this young woman" and Darkon satyred "Harry give it a rest, I have chalanged this honrable genetleman to a druel for the hnd of this fair lady. This is the way we do things in polite socitey Harry or are you too much of an uncloth barbarian to realise"
"Barbaarian" demanded Harry and he whent to gert heil dueling glove whent a dude came in and sayed "that's enough! Harry many important evles has deided that Darkon is not a threat and if you attack him it will break many imporytant treataies and trade deals." and Harry say3ed "Nani?! but Darkon has been violating humen women and wants to have more than one waifu" but the dude sayed "Harry none of those thing are crimes and it is up to humens to defend the honour of their dauchters not you. If you think this is wrong that talk it out with Galadriel but from now make peaice with Darkon".
So Harry had to reluctantly play nice with Darkon and even though he didn't want to. So Dakon took Harry to a ball where there were many a fine young lady and he said "any of these beatufiy women are elgiable and they are waiting for a good man like you. Prehpas you would like to dance with miss Xarlet " Harry was not like this though "there must be some catch if you are setting me up for this date" and Darkon said no I am just making up for things that happened in the fifrst agae.
Harry was relcutant but he still went along with it and danced with miss Xarlet and but little did he know that there was a lady assain in the ball with am aim to killer Harry at some point. What whill happen next find out
To Be Countued...
Credits Theme: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (single mix) - watch?v=tE3eOBXvFyg
Next time on The Trinkets of Authority
"Darkon is evil you have to liston to meee"
"How could you have forgvien Darkon, he worked for Morgtoh and Sauron and called himself the evilist emperoer"
"I have many women across the cneutires and when one looses her looks I throw them away. We evles are meant to rule Harry and take from the humens what we like"
"That's no what Eru planned for the world Darkon"
"I give some humen woman a form of etenral beatury lem me show you"
"You see Harry I am an artist and now this woman is now a work of art"
"YOUR ISANE!"