Warnings: OOC-ness, shounen ai
Disclaimer: don't own…
Author's note: Un-betaed one-shot.
Playing House
It was a small mop of brown hair peeking out from the top of a blanket.
It was a small mop of brown hair that was softly squealing in delight and suddenly tiny little hands pushed themselves through the blanket to reach up.
With a small frown Neji shifted the small bundle in his arms and lifted it to eye-level. Big white eyes that were so much like his own greeted him.
"Uwah!" The baby jabbered, pointing a small finger at Neji. The child's face looked somewhat chubby with the flushed cheeks and wide toothless smile.
Neji's looked at the baby for a few seconds, only blinking. So this tiny bundle was the newest addition to the Hyuuga clan.
He had to admit the little boy was indeed very cute, very much like Hinata. All Neji could do now was hope that the boy wasn't going to take after his father. Although some dogs running around the compound would perhaps loosen up the Elders a bit.
All of a sudden the little boy in his hands stopped jabbering. Neji, immediately alarmed, looked around in an attempt to see if someone could help him out if the boy was going to cry.
When he looked back to the baby again his heart melt as he was met with puffed cheeks and watering eyes.
He sat the boy down onto his knees, supporting his back with one of his arms, and held up a finger to the boy's mouth.
With a happy murmur the child took his finger in his hand and brought it to his mouth, sucking on it happily as if it was a bottle of milk.
Neji couldn't help but smile.
"You want to steal him?" A husky voice whispered into Neji's ear and the brown-haired male shuddered as warm breath ghosted over his cheeks.
He chuckled softly and shook his head as he still watched the little child in his arms. "Hinata would be devastated."
A soft laugh made Neji shiver and he blushed slightly as an arm was thrown over his shoulder, pulling him slightly closer to strong hips. "Shall I find out where we can buy one, then?" Was the amused reply.
Neji laughed. "I'd be raising him alone, you're too lazy to even care. Besides…" But Neji trailed off as he felt the baby shift on his lap. What was that child doing?
"Besides?" Was the silent question shot back at him and Neji smiled as he answered.
"We're happy as we are now, right?" He asked himself, knowing the answer but still loving to hear it being said in that sexy deep voice of his lover.
"I love you. I don't need a kid to take care of too, that would be way to much trouble." Neji was told as the other chuckled.
Suddenly soft lips were pressed against his cheeks and Neji smiled with a soft sigh. Life was good.
"I think you're going to find out another reason why we don't want children."
Neji frowned at this bit of information. "How so?" He asked, worriedly looking at the baby again, eyes widening. "He's making funny faces. Do you think he's in pain or something? We should probably call Hinata!"
Laughter reached his ears and with a frown Neji wondered what he was doing wrong. But suddenly a penetrating smell reached his nostrils and Neji scowled, immediately lifting the baby off of his lap.
"He didn't!" He called out, his face looking as if he was terribly grossed out by the entire situation.
If he had a hand free he would've smacked his lover, who by now was laughing loudly, taking a few steps away to flee the stench. "I think he needs a diaper change."
Neji scowled. "You jerk, stop laughing!"
But his voice was harsher than he meant to be and the baby felt scared because of it, thus bursting out in tears.
Neji, looking absolutely clueless, did the only thing he knew for certain would get some profitable results.
"HINATA!" He called out and the entire Hyuuga household knew for sure that Neji Hyuuga would never in his life raise any children.
The end.