Nicole: Welcome back! To…. WONDERLAND DARES! WOO HOO .... sort of...
Dormouse: Lets get to the dares already!
Nicole: FINE!... be that way *Sob*
White Rabbit: Our first dare comes from RandomYawn again and she dares
The Mad Hatter and Dormouse have to have a drinking contest BUT not with tea!
Nicole: Well you heard her
Hatter: I thought we agreed no other drink besides tea!
Nicole: And when exactly did I agree to this?
Dormouse: She didn't! Hatter's just chicken I'll beat him!
Hatter: *Gives the dormouse a sassy look* Puh-lease!
Dormouse: *Giggles* Then lets do this!
Hatter: *Takes the first cup and looks inside it* Whats in this?
Nicole: ..... lemon aid
Cheshire Cat: Cheep...
Nicole: IM SORRY! IT WAS ON SALE! *Sob* Why does everyone hate me today!
Dormouse: Lets start Hatter! 3 2 1 GO!
Hatter: *Lifts cup high in the air and with a shaky hand (( almost as shaky as the Hare himself! )) puts the cup close to his mouth and takes a sip*
Dormouse: *Instantly starts drinking from the cup*
Nicole: *Gasps and watches hatter, waiting for his reaction*
Hatter: .... *Slowly drinks the glass, he is obviously hating every minute of this*
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Nicole: I think we can stop now...
Cheshire Cat: Why do you say that?
Nicole: Well.... Dormouse is on her 10th cup...and Hatter is still on his first
White Rabbit: Indeed...we already know who the winner is
Hatter: *spits out the lemon aid that he just kept in his mouth and grabs the Dormouse hand shanking it thankfully* Good job old pal! Didn't stand a chance!
Dormouse: *Giggles*
Nicole: NEXT DARE!.... This one comes in from Ngoc Chau who dares
dare Hatter to dress in a plain black suit and top hat for the day.
I dare the Red Queen wear nothing but white and die white streaks on her hair.
I dare Alice to flirt with hatter for 15 minutes.
I dare Alice to dress in sexy loli-wear, wonderland style.
I dare ALice to eith make out with the Knave or hatter.
I dare Alice to draw mustaches and scribbles on either the hare or white rabbit.
Nicole: Ooh! ^_^ Hatter its time for shopping! *Grabs hatter and takes him off* Cheshire! YOUR IN CHARGE!
Cheshire: Naturally...
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Red Queen: *Sobbing while the White Queen is dyeing her hair with white streaks, dressed in a white dress* My dignity!
White Queen: Come now sister! You look wonderful! Besides....you never really had dignity to begin with...
Red Queen: What?!
White Queen: *Says in singing tone* Nothing!
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Nicole: *Pushes hatter out in a plain black suit and throws a top hat on his head then whistles* ALICE!
Alice: What do you want I was about to- *Stops and looks at the hatter* wow... fancy what a few cloths could do with a man
Hatter: Alice! There you are! Silly goose
Alice: ....some things of course don't change... but if I must..*Smirks walking up to him* Hatter! Baby! You look handsome!
Hatter: Baby? I'm your baby?
Alice: *Rolls eyes but keep smiling* Never mind that darling! Your looking pretty hot there
Hatter: Actually.... I'm not that hot in this outfit
Alice: right.... Listen, me and you should go for some tea later *Flutters eyelashes*
Hatter: Indeed we should! *tilts head* Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Alice: *Grumbles* no... *Shakes head and smiles again* Oh Hatter, I just adore you so much
Hatter: And I adore tea!
Alice: .....
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Alice: I CANT FLIRT WITH THIS GUY!.... *Storms off*
Nicole: NO WAIT ALICE! We need you for the next dare!
Alice: What is it now?
Nicole: *Holds up a sexy Alice outfit* ... your going to have to put this on
Alice: That?!
Nicole: MAGIC POOF! *Poofs the sexy outfit on Alice* there...
Alice: *Yelps and tugs down skirt more*
Nicole: Now kiss one of these fine gentlemen, Knave or Hatter
Alice: *Takes one look at Knave* ehh... *Turns to Hatter and sighs* Lets get this over with *Brings Hatter close and makes out with him*
Nicole: XD
Alice: Next dare please!
Nicole: Alice, draw mustaches and scribbles on Hare or White Rabbit
Alice: I can't ruin White Rabbits white fur so....
Hare: ... Oh dear....
Alice: *Jumps on Hare drawing scribbles on him*
Hare: NOOOO! *bangs hands on the ground, wanting to get away*
Alice: Now the mustache! *Draws one on Hare then lets him go*
Hatter + Dormouse: *Burst out laughing, nearly to tears at the sight of Hare*
Hare: hehe...
Mad Hatter: *In between laughs* The next dare comes from Nellie Lovett Gracey and these are the dares!
I dare the red queen to dress up as either Sweeney Todd, or Bellatrix Lestrange complete with the hair,also to act like the character she chooses to dress as for an hour.
I dare Knave to tell her how she looks and to say which one he liked better.
I dare everyone to watch all of Sweeney Todd and say what they thought of it
Nicole: Somehow I think Nellie likes Sweeney Todd... BUT NO WORRIES! because I love it as well!
Red Queen: *Getting into a Mrs. Lovett costume* All these dreaded costumes today!
White Queen: Relax sister, this dare sounds fun
Red Queen: Yeah right! Knave! KNAVE!
Knave: Yes your majesty
Red Queen: How pretty am I? Be honest Knave... I can take it!
Knave: Absolutely Marvelous!
Red Queen: ... You really think so?
Knave: *Nods*
Red Queen: *Smiles* Good... Now lets make some meat pies for the show...
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Nicole: That was just as good the 5th time!
Mad Hatter: That... That was very naughty...
Dormouse: I seemed to like Toby.... until the end that is
Red Queen: Well... that wasn't so bad, I liked it
Knave: loved it
Hare: What is this 'Gin' that they replaced with my TEA
Dee: I liked it
Dum: What dee said!
Nicole: That was good! NEXT
Red Queen: Next scroll of dares is from annie-lauren and these are the dares worthy!
Love it, such a brilliant story! Dares... Hmm... *thinks*
I dare everyone to play a huge game of Wonderland Spin The Bottle, ending up with HatterxAlice, White QueenxKnave, Red QueenxCheshire and a very confused HarexDormouse.
Nicole: *Eyes grow big and fill with tears* She thinks its a brilliant story! :D
Hatter: Oh dear.... I never knew eyes could get that big.....
Nicole: *Cough* Alright *Spins the bottle stolen from Hatters hat and first pair lands is QueenxCheshire
Cheshire: ... I wont enjoy this...
Red Queen: WITH THE CAT! NEVER!
Cheshire: Come now Queen... I feel insulted * Disappears and appears in front of her face and kisses her*
Red Queen: CAT HAIIIR *Passes out*
Cheshire: * Disappears*
Nicole: N-ext! *Spins and lands on HatterxAlice*
Alice: Why! Why is it always me and him-
Hatter: * Inter-ups her with a big kiss* ^_^ I don't remember having gum before....hmmm cherry
Alice: 0_0 thats my gum...
Nicole: *Spins the bottle and lands on White Queen x Knave*
White Queen: Oh my...
Knave: *Looks at the White Queen then to a furious red with anger Red Queen*
White Queen: *Takes both of his cheeks in her hands* This is only for the dares, remember that! *Kisses him softly then lets him go*
Knave: That was....good....
Nicole: XD *Spins and lands on (( as quoted)) a very confused HarexDormouse*
Dormouse: ... What am I to do?
Hare: How do I kiss?
Hatter: You put your smooches on Dormouse! Like this *slams there heads together, making them kiss but at the same time knocking them both out* ...... NEXT DARE NEXT DARE! MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN!
Nicole: This ... one of my personal favorite so far and you'll find out why! Is from St4rseeker and the dares are
1. I dare Hatter to seduce/flirt with Alice.
2. And vice-versa.
3. I dare the White Queen to swear (as in a bad word. as in a curse. cuss. profanity. expletive. etc. Nicole, make sure she does this properly.)
4. I dare the White Rabbit to come late to an appointment. And purposely miss a bus in the process.
5. I dare the Knave and Hatter to fight over Alice.
6. I dare Alice to pick one of them.
Nicole: Now, why I noticed these dares more than the rest was that...thats right! My name is in it! ^_^
Cheshire: .... Your so full of yourself....
Nicole: Shut up! By the way.. how the the kiss cat?
Cheshire: *Narrows eyes*
Nicole: Thats what I thought! So thank you St4rseeker and I will make sure she swears *Points gun at the White Queen* SWEAR!
White Queen: What!
Hatter: *Taps my shoulder* Where did you get that gun Nicole? Surly not from Wonderland
Nicole: My clown buddy provides me with weapons but thats not the point! SWEAR NOW!
White Queen: Oh! Um! .... Bad word?
Nicole: Just say something! Bitch? Fuck? Shit? SOMETHING
White Queen: Alright! .... Shi- Shi-.....Shi-.... Hm... this is harder than thought
Nicole: THATS IT *Shoots the White Queen in the arm*
White Queen: HOLY FUCKEN SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!
Nicole: 0_0 wow.... umm... Hatter. Start flirting with Alice
Hatter: Flirt?
Nicole: Yes! Use this *Gives Hatter a flirting for dummies book*
Hatter: *Goes up to Alice and is about to say something but looks through the book and reads out loud* Is it...Hot in here or is it just you
Alice: ..... uhh
Hatter: *Holds up hand to stop her and reads another line* Hey...Sexy...Want to go.... *Tilts head and flips the book upside down* To...My place?
Alice: *Chuckles at Hatters attempts to flirt*
Hatter: If you were.... A lazer.... You would be set on stunning..... *Drops the book and looks at Alice* I have no idea what a lazer has to do with this and... I don't fully understand where that leaves us now....
Nicole: *Sighs* Next!
Alice: I already flirted with Hatter once already! Must I do it again?
Nicole: I guess not *Chuckles* Hatters flirting was enough
Nicole: Now where did the White Rabbit run off to? He's suppose to help Knave, Hatter and Alice in the next Dare!
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White Rabbit: *At the bus station tapping foot violently on the ground* Oh dear oh dear...
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Nicole: Uhg... Lets start... FIGHT!
Knave: *Pulls out sword and looks at Hatter smiling* Ready?
Hatter: *Taps his hands together* Hmm... I was so sure I would have a sword here about now
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White Rabbit: *Watches as the bus comes* No getting on Nicole said... Have to be late she says.... *The bus opens its doors and White Rabbit starts shaking* Hold yourself Mctwisp....Keep still....Have to be late.....
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Knave: *Roars and swings at Hatter*
Hatter: *Ducks but his hat gets a centimeter cup off it* MY HAAATTT
Knave: *Stops and looks confused*
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White Rabbit: *Begins sweating as the bus waits for him* ..... I..... I..... I......*The bus door closes and begins to leave* .... I CANT!!! *Jumps on grabbing a hold of the bus and being dragged along behind it*
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Hatter: *Sobbing over his hat* You monster!
Knave: ..... What! WHY THERES BARLEY EVEN A SCRATCH ON IT!
Hatter: *Sob* You ruined it! *Sniff* Forever!
Knave: I don't have time for this *Swings sword to Hatters neck*
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White Rabbit: *Screams as the bus speeds up fast and makes a sharp turn, sending the rabbit flying into the air*
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Alice: WAIT!
Knave: *Stops* What is it!
Alice: It says I have to chose between you! Well I chose Hatter!
Knave: WHAT! NO!
Hatter: YAY *Hops up and puts hat on as if nothing happened* I knew my bravery would come through in the end!
Alice: *Rolls eyes* Right
White Rabbit: *Is flying through the air and lands on the ground beside Nicole*
Nicole: THERE YOU ARE RABBIT! Your terribly late....
White Rabbit: *Groans and passes out*
Nicole: Hmm....That was weird... Now what everyone has been waiting for! THE LAST DARE!
Hare: This wee little dare comes from petrie and that's spelled T-E-A and this is the last dare!
i Dare the mad hatter to perform martial arts on the knave
Nicole: You heard our last dare-er person... Hatter... Take it away
Hatter: Alright.... *Begins making weird screaming sounds and kicks at the Knave but falls right into a splits* .......
Knave: *Smirks* Done?
Alice + Nicole: Are you alright?
Hatter: *In a high pitched squeaky voice* I'm fine...
Hare: *Laughs* Look at yourself! You look silly!.....Nothing like tea
Dormouse: *Giggles uncontrollably*
Nicole: Well as Alice and the rest help Hatter to the...uhh....Hospital. THAT WAS A WONDERFUL...Well... sort of... weird... ENDING TO WONDERLAND DARES PART 2 OF DARES... BECAUSE DARES ARE IMPORTANT TO MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND! and to keep this story going... SO TELL EVERYONE AND GET THEM ALL TO SEND IN DARES SO I HAVE A BUNCH OF WRITING TO DO.... GOODNIGHT PEOPLE!