Me: Writers Block is a very bad thing. I apologise for the severe lateness of this chapter. Apparently she wrote it AGES ago and forgot to send it to me. I have writers block so I'm apologising for the lateness of my chapters. I have the first two paragraphs of the next Chapter of Spectre written though! *smiles hopefully* Yeaaaaaaah. I'm pathetic aren't I.
Aslook's Sister: Yup! Uh Huh!
Me: HEY! You're meant to disagree with me! 'No Aslook, You're not pathetic. You are the greatest big sister anyone could have!
Aslook's Sister: But you're not. And I was brought up never to tell a lie.
Me: BUT YOU LIE ALL THE TIME!!!
Aslook's Sister: Your point is……
Me: I'm not even going to bother that with a response.
A Match Made in Heaven ish Chapter 2
"Well it seems to be a infinitesimal fissure of the Tempus variety…"The Doctor started rambling. Donna gave him a quizzical look.
"A hole in time." He replied.
"Well why didn't ya SAY THAT THEN!!" Donna yelled as she began walking up the hill. The Doctor started to follow her as he took a small metallic device out of one of his extraordinarily large coat pockets.
"It seems to lead to somewhere in the early Jurassic period… and it's apparently magnetic too!" The Doctor said startled as his small device flew into the centre of the glittering ball of light. " It stole my timey-wimey detector Donna!"
"Well go and get it then!!!" Donna exclaimed, as she headed forwards towards the 'thing' . She stopped, paused for a second then swirled round to stare accusingly at the doctor, "it is safe isn't it?"
The doctor stared at her with a mock upset look,
"Do you really believe I'd let you go anywhere near something this big if it was dangerous?" Donna simply raised her eyebrows. "O.K, maaayyybee once or twice, and it was an accident!" The look deepened. "Fine! I don't have a clue what is through there, OR how dangerous it is. I haven't planned it at all, but, doesn't that make it all the more fun?"
The doctor grinned widely and resumed sprinting towards the glowing ball, followed by a grinning Donna.
The Doctor stopped so suddenly that Donna nearly crashed into him.
"What is it?" Donna asked. The Doctor placed his finger on his lips and said nothing.
"Doctor, what's wrong?" Donna whispered quietly.
"Look," was the only reply she got, as the Doctor pointed to the glittering ball of light.
"Doctor I can't see anything!" came the exasperated whisper of a reply.
"There's someone there!" The Doctor said as loud as usual suddenly as a big grin spread across his face and he strolled briskly towards the movement. The only problem was, there was movement behind the anomaly, but the movement the doctor had detected wasn't of the human variety. It was, however, more the extremely clichéd dinosaur variety.
"RUN DONNA!!!" The Doctor screamed at the young red head as the giant T-Rex leaped out at them.
"I was wondering when you'd say that!" Donna replied, a small smile appearing on her otherwise panicked face, despite the situation. The doctor decided that running towards the TARDIS would be too risky, on the grounds that he didn't want the Dinosaur To pulverise the TARDIS within the first five minutes of him actually landing, so he decided to angle the chase to lead down the other side of the field. The side of the field with a black SUV parked next to it. A black SUV with Captain Jack Harkness standing in front of it. A black SUV with Captain Jack Harkness and…
"Who the heck are you!!?!?!?"
The doctor was surprised to see a middle aged blonde man in his path. He considered ignoring him for a minute, but decided to use his stage name.
"Hi I'm John Smith, and in case you hadn't noticed, there is a giant tyrannosaurus-rex chasing us. Don't worry, I work for the government, I'm trained in this sort of thing, but I suggest you might want to stand back. Like maybe, Scotland kind of back.
Aslook's Sister: Hey thank you all for the reviews! Glad SOME people liked it!
Me: You locked me in my room. I hate you. Doesn't mean I hate the fic. You did describe Tosh's voice as small and delicate though! '"Jack?" Tosh's small and delicate voice echoed around the hub.' I notice you weren't intricately describing everyone else's voices. And that is a bit weird. No-idea why I picked up on it.
Aslook's Sister: Okaaaay then. Anyway! Review soon please! Then maybe I'll remember to send the next chapter to Aslook once I've written it!
