ok so i know the length of these aren't really that long, and i apologize for that. i'm just starting out as a writer so bare with me here. class was cancelled today so that's why i decided to post a new chapter. I want to thank everyone who read this and those who reviewed. so thank you envtme13 and flipsylow!

again i don't own the real characters of edward and bella, they belong to the mind of sm. but i do own the actions, emotions, thoughts, and everything else about my stories.

Have you ever encountered someone so hot, like rip your panties off the second he looks at you hot? No well that sucks for you, but as i sat in my seat, second row from the front and closer to the end of the aisle. Apparently i wasn't the only one who thought so, considering the heaving breathing and slight moans that i could hear around me. At least i had semi class, and kept my horny thoughts to myself.

He opened his full lips, full lips? Knock it off Bella and pay attention to what is coming out of those full lips.

"Ciao class, my name is Edward Cullen." He smiled this adorable yet still sexy crooked smile at the classroom. In my mind i was one smile away from turning into a melted pool of horny college student. Can you imagine him having to call the janitors? I could imagine the phone call now, 'Bill? Hey its me Edward. I've got another melted pool of horny student in my classroom, yeah i know it's the third one this week. Thanks a lot Bill.' ok it might not go like that but whatever.

"Ok lets take roll here, i apologize if i butcher anyone's name." He told the class as he grabbed a piece of paper that no doubt had all of our names on it. Oh god, he's going to say my name. I felt like i was a 15 year old.

Calm the fuck down Swan.

He made his way through the names, kids raising their hands, replying here, or the girls apparently thought that jutting out their chest and fluttering their eyes counted as correct ways to respond to someone taking their attendance. The best was Tanya, 'Here Professore Edward.' At least i now knew that she was able to smile.

I smirked to myself and continued to doodle to keep my mind distracted from the ever present urge to jump this man in front of me. I don't think he'd appreciate that to much.

"Isabella Swan?" He asked, adding an italian flourish to Isabella. Now i usually hate my full name, and by usually i mean always. After years of it being used only when i was in trouble, it has some negative connotations to it. But hot damn, the second it rolled from his full lips i nearly died.

Say it again, please?

He looked around the room, "Uh..Isabella Swan?" he called out again.

Shit, i forgot that i actually had to answer this sex god in front of me. "Here, and uh it's Bella" i called out, raising my hand a bit in an awkward kind of wave. I could feel my face heat up already, there you are blush, i actually thought i could make it through the day with out you. I thought wrong.

He nodded at me, and continued on his list.

I wish the ground would just open up and swallow me whole, or that my powers of teleportation was actually working today. But no none of those happened. He pulled up the syllabus and begin explaining the class, he kept it light and made us laugh often. He really seemed like he would be a good teacher, to bad i might fail just because i couldn't stop imagining him naked. When did i turn into a guy?

He got to the grading, explaining that a lot of our grades depended on attendance and participation, he laughed and said "How can you imagine to do well in here if you don't show up and try?"

In my mind i smirked to myself, i would never miss this class. Jeeze desperate much Bella? No i've just always been a good student. I shook my head at myself, not only was i imagining my teacher naked, i was now talking to myself. Someone call the looney bus, i need to be taken away.

I felt Tanya lean over me to talk to Lauren, "10% for oral presentation? I bet i can make him give me a 100 in that part, i wouldn't mine working for that grade." She smirked, i blushed because she didn't even try to whisper it. He had to hear her.

I think i felt second hand embarrassment for him, that is if he was embarrassed at all. Who knows, Tanya was good looking, if you liked the tall, blonde, tanned skin, blue eyed, stepford type girls. Jealous much Swan? Shut up mind.

He looked over at us, smirked and just shook his head. Maybe he would take her offer up. Oh god, i felt the bile rise up. If he did, not that he would tell me, us, whatever. If he did take her up on her offer, then he totally lost hot, cool, whatever points in my book.

You're just jealous because he would take up her offer before he would consider you.

My inner monologue was starting to annoy me.

It's because i'm right.

Shut it bitch.

Great i'm cursing myself off now.

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)

Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)

She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)

Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)

She stayed until it was over

If possible, my face had turned unnatural shade of red, as my phone went off. I was going to kill Alice. The little weasel had gotten into my phone and changed my ringtone again.

Everyone started to laugh and look around at whose phone it was, if at all possible, now would be a GREAT time for the ground to swallow me whole. I tried ducking in my seat, but of course Tanya the bitch that she is, raised her hand.

"Edward, i think that it's Bella's phone ringing." She smiled up at him, then turned to sneer at me.

Oh how i could cut a bitch, i.e. Tanya.

"It's Mr. Cullen, Miss Denali. Bella is that your phone?" He asked looking at me.

I let out the breath i didn't know i was holding, "It wasn't me?" I asked.

The whole class started laughing, even Mr. Cullen smiled his lovely panty dropping crooked smile.

I reached down and pulled out my phone, quickly ending the call. Before i did though, i was treated to a picture of one of my good friends Emmett with a pickle up his nose.

I put it back in the monster purse and looked up at Mr. Cullen sheepishly.

He didn't look as happy as before, his eyes had a hardness to them and his face was in a bit of a scowl as he looked at me. Quickly shaking his head he returned to the syllabus telling us what books we would need for the class.

At the end of class, i rushed to throw my notebook and pen into the monster bag and tried to make it out of class without any further problems.

"Bella, next time leave your phone on silent." Mr. Cullen called out, he had the scowl on his face again.

Great first day done, and i managed to embarrass the hell out of myself AND get my super hot teacher pissed at me.

Bella you are amazing.

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