A/N LOOONG delay... school is starting on Thursday, so I've been super busy. Sorry. And BTW, my little sister helped me write this chapter. She's really awesome, and came up with some great ideas! :)

Magenta peaked her head around the corner, into the bedroom. There was Columbia, sitting on the bed, watching the television monitor eagerly. She was waving at the screen.

"Frankie! Hey *cough cough* Frankie! I love you!" She blew a kiss.

Magenta rolled her eyes and stepped in. "Um… you know he can't hear you, right?" she asked bitterly. Columbia growled and looked away, blushing. It was obvious that she had not realized that Magenta had been watching her.

"What do *cough cough* you want now, *cough cough* Genta?" asked Columbia. Magenta walked over to where Columbia was sitting. She held a bowl of soup and some crackers in her hands.

"I got you some soup and crackers!" exclaimed the domestic with a bit too much enthusiasm for the matter. Columbia folded her arms.

"What if I *cough cough* don't want any *cough cough* crackers?" snapped the groupie as if she were challenging Magenta. The domestic replied with a "challenge accepted" kind of look, and stomped out. She returned five minutes later with the soup, the crackers, and a very confused Frank-N-Furter.

"Frankie?" gasped Columbia. She sneezed, and blew her nose.

Magenta nodded. She turned to Frank. "Master," she began, batting her eyelashes in a way that would have made Riff Raff very jealous, "Would you please let Collie know that if she eats this soup she'll get all better? She doesn't seem like she wants to listen to me…"

Frank sighed. "You dragged me all the way here for this?" asked the prince with an exasperated look. Columbia smirked.

"So I don't need to eat the soup?"

Frank shrugged. "Just do whatever Magenta tells you to." He commanded as he walked out, still looking very confused. Columbia growled and gave the triumphant domestic a look of anger. Magenta handed the soup to Columbia.

"I win… again." Magenta told Columbia as she walked towards the door. She grinned once more and exited. "Now eat that soup!" she commanded as she disappeared down the hallway.

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A day later, Columbia finally decided to ignore the rest of the castle and left her bedroom. However, the second she walked into the living room Frank screamed in fear and ran, hiding behind a sofa. He stared at her. "D- D- Don't breathe on me… I might get s- s- sick and die!" he begged. Columbia giggled and rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry, Frankie, I'm feeling better now!" she exclaimed. She then coughed lightly. "I still have a small cough, but it's nothing a bit of medicine won't take care of." She smiled and walked over to the prince. Frank nervously smiled back, getting up from his hiding place.

"Th- th- that's good,"

Magenta and Riff Raff suddenly walked in. Both of them had quite a bit of flour on them, and it was obvious they had just been baking. Riff Raff raised an eyebrow when he saw Columbia. "You're feeling better…?"

Columbia nodded. "Yup, I sure am!"

Magenta and Riff Raff exchanged glances of relief. "Great!" Magenta finally exclaimed, walking over to the groupie. Riff nodded in agreement to this simple statement. Columbia smiled.

"Thanks for taking care of me, guys!" However, she suddenly turned towards Frank angrily. "But why the heck didn't you at least TRY to be considerate? Riff and Genta here brought me food and medicine and what-not, but all you did was try to protect yourself from germs! Stupid coward!"

Frank looked at the ground. He opened his mouth to speak, when Columbia grabbed him and kissed him. When she pulled away, Frank stared at her with surprise. Columbia was smiling and blushing furiously.

Magenta and Riff Raff exchanged glances once more, both grinning. Everything was perfect… at the moment…

A/N THIS IS NOT THE END! There are still gonna be a few more chapters... so be prepared! ;) :P And as I said before, my little sis helped me with this. I ran out of ideas, and she gave me a few! :D I totally owe her one!

And yes, I'm a Columbia/Frank shipper. xP They kissed... DEAL WITH IT! xD

And I'm publishing this at 11:00 pm, so there is going to be a billion errors. I'll edit and reupload later. ;) Also, thanks for all of the reviews! They mean so much to me! I love it when people enjoy my work :)