Chapter 2 Gordon's Balls
Gordon knew what to do about the creature. He reached into his pocket fumbling around until he grabbed his balls, he then yanked them out of his pocket and fondled then until they got larger. He threw one of his balls at the creature and a red laser came out of his ball and surrounded the creature, the red and white ball bounced around for a bit and Gordon mashed the A and B buttons but finally it got captured.
Good job Gordon happened to have his Pokédex with him or else he wouldn't know what the hell the creature, however I don't have a Pokédex so I don't know what the hell the creature is so I can't tell you what the hell the creature is and so you don't what the hell the creature is. Except it's yellow.
Gordon looked round at his surroundings trying to figure out where he was as this didn't look like the street that he and Barney lived on as the street he and Barney lived on had roads and streetlights and houses on, but where he was now just had fields and strange creatures and only one house. Luckily for Gordon the yellow creature knew where he was and what happened.
"You are in the country of Pokémon just next to Australia, there was a horrible counter block wave collapse in the FedEx delivered beer that your son Barney sent you which sent you here. I will send you back with a bolt of lightning with contains collapsed waves that are the opposite of the ones that collapsed in the FedEx delivered beer."
And with a bolt of lightning Gordon Freeman was back home and it was as if nothing happened and he received the FedEx delivered beer that his son Barney sent him. Everything truly turned out Freeman that day.