Heya everyone! I got enough questions to mock...I mean, to ask the fairies! Thank ya everyone that sent them, today they all be answered!
For the next chapters, the ones that didn't make any questions, go ahead, the ones that will get answer today, go ahead and make more, XD!
Ok, let's give work to the thumbs, Tatoo Fellaaaaaaaaa!
Mistgun: Gerard told me to you go to hell.
I'm talking to you, Prince Tatoo Fella.
Mistgun: Why me?
Just say what's written in that tablet!
Mistgun: (groans) Fairy Tail doesn't belongs to Knux, cuz if it belongs to her, Erza was long dead and I was the main victi...WHAT THE HELL?
LET'S GET STARTED! Before this jigglypuff realize what I just wrote.
Talk Show 2!
AzNx_dRiFtEr ask:
Natsu who do you see with in 2 years Lisanna or Lucy?
Natsu:...(drools) IGNEEL! ^O^
Everyone: OUCH!(falls in anime style) x_x
Lisanna and Lucy: ANSWER THE READER'S QUESTION, JERK! …...O-Õ Hein? (glaring each the other angry for yelling at same time)
Elfman: A man shouldn't be afraid to answer to another man!
Lisanna and Lucy: LET THE JERK ANSWER! (kicking the poor gigant out of the sight)
Gray: Ya heard them Natsu, better answer cuz wo...hein? (the pink fella wasn't there anymore)
Natsu: IGNEEEEEEEEEL! (running like crazy in fire towards the exit)
Lisanna and Lucy: HEY, COME BACK HERE!
Me: (facepalm)
Gray: If you want Natsu in this shit of show, use drugs next time.
Lisanna and Lucy: SHUDDAP PORN STAR!
Gray: o_oUUUUUUUUUUUU
Everyone: ...(retreating two steps)
Gray, who do you think is more attractive Lucy, Erza, or Juvia?
Gray: You just put me on the grave.
Cana: At least put some pants on.
Gray: AH SHIT! (the usual fanservice)
Juvia: Juvia is pretty, Grey?
Erza: You better be honest or your tongue will pay for it.
Lucy (whispering): Pick Erza or you are doomed! (she didn't witness Juvia's boiling stress before)
Gray: Should I be afraid to answer?
Loki: You should...woman can be, ya know, scary.
Gray: Man, if I pick Erza, Juvia will melt me, if I pick Juvia, Erza will slash my tongue, if I pick Lucy, I will be melted and lose my tongue...(starting sweating cold) I PICK MYSE...
Erza: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ÒoÓx
Gray: OoOU I PICK ERZA! AHHHHHHHHHHH! (and runs for his life)
Erza celebrates for feeling pretty and yells that got a chance to conquer Gerard.
Mistgun sulks and goes to a corner.
Juvia sulks along and rain starts falling only over her.
The rain expands and fills the whole guild.
Im_Too_Emo_For_This ask:
Natsu, who is more important girl to you Lucy or Lisanna? In what way do you like Lucy/Lisanna like as a friend are love and wan't to marry and have a long relationship with. Don't lie if u dray id better then you and tht will prove it *evil smile*
Natsu: Did she just cursed me or is just my imagination?
Gray: Nah, is just your imagination.
Natsu: Ah, neat! ^^
Gray: OF COURSE IT WAS A MENACE, BIRD-BRAINS!
Lucy: You better don't flee this time.
Lisanna: Natsu, our child is listening!
Happy: Aye?
Gray: Say it at once! Do you like Lucy?
Natsu: Yeah, she is my friend! ^^
What a disappointing answer -||||
Gray: Then do you like Lisanna?
Natsu: Yeah, she is my childhood friend! ^^
Gray laughs of Natsu for being such an idiot.
Lisanna and Lucy sulks in a corner blaming Hiro for making Natsu such an idiot.
Levi, how do you feel about Gazille? Do you like him more than a friend? Don't lie, tell the truth!
Gray: You are screwed Gazille, haha! ^^
Levi: (viper glare to Iceman)
Gray: OoU
Levi: Well pal, he is, like, a very dear pal after to show his soft side! Almost made me forgot that put my life in line before the phantom war.
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Loki: For a declaration of love I expected more sugar from you.
Levi punches Loki.
Natsu: But he almost did to put my life in line with his cooking!
Gazille: Is not my fault that Luxus put insecticide in your plate by accident and you didn't even notice.
Natsu: ¬¬u
CherryChan09 asks:
Lisanna, why the hell did you return form dead?
Lisanna: I wasn't dead in first place. ¬¬
Mistgun: You fooled an entire guild that actually was just a counterpart of this one from my kingdom playing as revived dead sister until you fell for reality and come back without plausive explanation.
Everyone gasps not for the logical theory but for the bunch of words that Mistgun said in just one sentence.
Happy, what will you choose: A bowl of fish, Charle or Natsu?
Happy: Ahm...(stares the fish)...ahm...(stares Charle)...ihh...(stares Natsu)...
Natsu: Happy, look what I goooooooot! (picks from nowhere a huge tuna)
Happy: *o* NATSU MY BIGGA PAL! (and jumps to the fish)
Lucy: Picking my fire starter ¬¬
s41k1 asks:
Natsu, why do you take it upon yourself to be Lucy's knight in shining armor? :D
Natsu: Shinning armor, nah, NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone falls in anime style.
Lucy enters in depression.
Lucy, Erza, any other similar girls; Don't you, er, get backache with those huge boobs?
Others similar girls: AND SILICONE! YEAH!^O^
Gray: Nah, is just the dude that doodled us is boobie fetich.
Cana: Gray, your clothes.
Gray: AH, SHIT!
The big boobies girls start a competition to see who got huger boobs.
The perverted boys including Hiro enjoy the show.
Levi enters in depression for being flat chested.
That's all! A lot of questions but hope that you enjoyed the answers ^^Ah, CherryChan09, I didn't answer one of the question cuz...got repetitive as you saw, lol
Now, send me questions to make me continue!
P.S: Avoid LucyXNatsu, we got enough^^U