So everyone, we got for the third talk show! This time I received a lot more questions! I was thinking to make this in 3 shows, but with your incentive, guess that I will more chapters after this one :)
For next chapter, everyone can keep sending questions and, since will be the last, Lucy X Natsu is allowed again! Thank ya!
Anyway, today we got full house, hehehe, YO PRINCE TATTOO FELLAAAAAAAAAA!
"Mistgun": Wha? (playing chess alone)
….¬¬...good try Gerard, but ya know that your edo "me" has spikier hair, doesn't got chess fetiche or enjoy suffering of others. Where's the prince tattoo fella?
Gerard: He told me to you go to hell.
Great, the dude went back to Edolas leaving some psycho replica. That's a lot better ¬¬X.
Gerard: Are you suffering?
Nope.
Gerard: Damn.
Talk show 3
CherryChan09 ask:
Lucy, can you tell us the summary of your novel?
Levi (pulling a knife from nowhere to Cheery): No peeking, my dear! I'm gonna be the first reading it ^_^, capiche? Ò_ó (same viper glare that froze Grey in the previous show)
Everyone: ._.U (retracting three steps from her)
AzNX ask:
Lisanna in the feature volumes, do you think Mira will find a Girl/Boyfriend?
Everyone: o_OUUU...
Gray: ¬¬ Is my thing or these questions are getting screwer than my jokes?
Answer the question dummies ¬¬
Lisanna: Well, since she became finally girly, might get the perfect soulmate someday =D
Mirajane: Looking forward for the day! ^^
Fried enters in depression.
Juvia how much do you love Gray?
Gray: Good grief, not that question...¬¬
Juvia: ^/^...
Gray: There it comes...
Juvia: …..^/^...
Gray: Please spear my ears! O_o|||
Juvia: O/O JUVIA LOVES GRAY'S BODY, JUVIA LOVES GRAY'S FETICHES (specially the uncurable stripping one), JUVIA LOVES WATCHING GRAY'S BACK, JUVIA LOVES GRAY'S MUSCLES, JUVIA LOVES GRAY'S BOXERS...
Gray tries to act cold guy but feels like tortured.
Lucy wonders if Juvia was secretely practicing to yell it out for him.
Natsu enjoys the show.
Erza do you think of Lucy more than a friend like a lover or a secret crush?0_o
Erza: …...(remembering the day when she discovered Lucy's bras)...O/O (blushes)
Everyone: o_OU
Gerard (appearing from nowhere): ERZA, IS THAT TRUE?
Erza: O/O...(remembering when she and Natsu discovered Lucy's panties)
Everyone: O_oUUUUU
Gerard: MEANIE, IS ALL OVER BETWEEN US!
Gerard runs away crying loudly.
Erza: o/O...err, should I wear a bras?
The girls gasps.
The boys nose bleeds.
Lucy: AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY?
Gray plots with Natsu to not clear the miserunderstood to Gerard for a while.
Mira whats your sexuality?(nose bleed)
Mirajane: I'm female! ^_^
All the boys sulks for the disappointing answer.
Juvia how many kids do you see having with Gray?
Juvia: Counting the times that Gray stripped in Juvia's side, Juvia counted 7 kids! ^^
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Gray: -/- Someone kill me, please!
Pantherlily: Don't mimic the prince, for pete's sake ¬¬
Erza do you love Lucy in a Yuri way? Do you have a crush on Lucy as a lover?
Gray: Hey Erza, another question for y...
Erza: GERARD WAS BEEN HERE? SINCE WHEN?
Gray: Errrr, Erza, the question...
Erza: I MUST GO AFTER HIM! RIGHT NOW THAT HE FOUND SOME SANITY TO LOVE ME BACK (Lucy: Hm, Erza, he made the creepiest love confession before, remember?) I MUST RAP...I MEAN, CONCILATE WITH HIM BEFORE HE GETS PSYCHO AGAIN! Bye! (and left)
Well AzNX, guess the answer is no, err...¬¬
thunder_fiend ask:
Gray what do you chose between kiss erza or eat just fish the rest of your life?
Virgo: Sir, may I take your order?
Gray (sitting on a table, wearing a tuxedo and speaking in french accent): Yes, please maiden, I would like fried codfish with some fresh tuna in place of potatoes. Oh and in the end, I would like to order that same fish for a rest-of-my-life quantidy to take home, please.
Everyone: ._.UUUUUUUUUUU
Natsu: That was been the best death request for Erza and she is not even here ¬¬
Glorytommy ask:
Lucy, Ezra, Mira, and any other ladies of fairytail if you had a beauty pageant who would win?
Lucy: Well, since I'm Hiro's sex toy and I get lucrative fanservice for every male reader (female readers: ¬¬) in every shot of myself, talking that I'm teh favourite of the entire show and the only sane people in this guild (insane people: Ò_Ó) and EVEN the narrator and with 99% of the chances to marry Natsu no matter how brainless he is in love context, OF COURSE that...
Erza (already back): ...that I'm the prettiest, right?
Lucy: OoO|| DEFINITELY!...TT_TT
Natsu: Like hell.
Erza: What you mean, Natsu?
Natsu: You are totally psycho! People only like you because they are afraid of you!
Erza (psycho glare): Repeat that if you're a man.
Natsu: O_O|||...
Erza: Eheh, I knew that's a lie.
Mistgun, how are you doing with running that kingdom of yours and all?
Mistgun: A mess that I will survive somehow.
Gray: Hey Mistgun, we all know your face, why you are hiding behind the balcony?
Mistgun: ¬¬...
Elfman: A man shouldn't hide from another man!
Natsu: Getting the creeps to appear in public again, dude? (evil grin)
Mistgun: Ok, ok, I will come out. But promise me a thing.
Grey: Hein?
Mistgun: Promise that you will not laugh.
Everyone: ?
Pantherlily: You got our word, princ...O_O?
Mistgun gave up from hiding and showed himself. Hum..you pals remember his father's, the previous king, clothing? Yeah, that huge dress like Lady Gaga and hat almost like a joker? Well, Mistgun was wearing EXACTLY that!
First everyone stared with o_o face but when they come closer...
Gray: HOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? (falls to the ground and hits the ground many times)
Lucy: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...pff...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (with the eyes like waterfalls for laughing so hard)
Wendy: Pfffffff...hehe...sorry Gerard...^^U...hehehehe...
Natsu: KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA - (the most hysterical) - NICE DRESS, "HIGHNESS"! KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKA!
The laughter from the entire guild could hear from miles.
Mistgun: I want to die. TT_TT
Pantherlily (holding the laughter): Pfff...don't look at me.
Elfman and/or Mira-chan, how does it feel to have your little sister back?
Elfman and Mirajane: LIKE A HAPPY FAMILY! ^_^
Everyone: O_OU
Lisanna: I will take some time to get used of them again ^^U
If all the guild members had a brawl who would come out on top?
Luxus (appearing from nowhere): OF COURSE IS ME!
Erza: You were been expelled.
Luxus: Damn...
Natsu: THE HELL, IS ME! ^^
Gray: You only powned the final bosses with some cheap helping hand or power boost.
Natsu: Damn...
Gray: Then is me!
Cana: Gray, your clothes.
Gray: Damn!
Everyone starts fighting to know who's the strongest.
Mirajane wins for simply doing nothing but watching.
Empress_Of_Sounds ask:
Erza, what was your first ever weapon and do you still use it?
Erza: …...(remembering the day that she levitate all the soldiers's weapons in her slavery days and stabbed them like apples)...err...(thinking in a plausive excuse)...ah, was been my knife! (taking from nowhere a katana of Sephiroth's length)
Everyone looks for a hole to hide.
Freaxx ask:
The whole cast do you guys talk to any other Del Rey anime chareters? or any anime shows like rave master, bleach, Highschool of the dead (ect) for that matter.
Gray: Well, we didn't talk with them, but the day when Gerard bumped with Sieg Hart from Rave Master was been friggin' funny.
*Flashback*
Sieg Hart: Greetings, my follow recolour for fanservice ^^
Gerard: O_O...heh? WHAT?
Sieg Hart: Don't dump on that, you even got my tattoo, man.
*End of the Flashback*
Natsu: And that's why he painted his tattoo of red in the anime, brutal, hein?
Gerard overhears him.
*Censored for extreme violence*
Im_Too_Emo_For_This ask:
Gazille, how do you feel about Levi?..Do you like her more than a friend? Don't lie, tell the truth!
Erza: HOLD HIM TIGHT, DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
Gazille: ….damn...(was already to leave the zone)
Everyone jumps on Gazille with all the pleasure.
Erza: Confess, Redfox. (pressing her sword to his neck)
Jet and Droy snap their punches.
Gazille: O/O...she...she...she is DAMN WEAK!
Everyone: WHAT?
Gazille get punched from Levi.
Gazille: …...and smooth when angered... X_X
Natsu, What are you going to do when you find Igneel? Are you going to leave with him...and say goodbye to everyone, will we never see you again?
Natsu: Whoa, whoa, whoa, leaving here?
Lucy: DON'T, NATSU! TT_TT
Natsu: But I'm not...
Erza: If you are leaving, then take your dragon droopings from your room!
Natsu: HEY, BUT I...
Mistgun: Quick, say fast the three rules of Fairy Tail, and I'm not helping you to remember this time.
Natsu: JUST ANYONE CAN LIST...
Lisanna: NATSU, AND ABOUT OUR (self-proclaimed) LOVE?
Natsu: I'M NOT LEAVING, YOUR DUMMIES!
Everyone (except Mistgun and Grey): WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^_^
Natsu:¬¬ But you were close to convince me to that so.
End of the third show!
Awww, so many questions! There was more but...omg, I'm tired, lol. I'm leaving the remaining questions for the next chapter, sorry Cara fallen from the sky and dervishgirl, I will answer your questions next chapter for sure ;)
Now, everyone, give me more questions =D
Lucy x Natsu is allowed again, I got new jokes!
Next chapter will be made once get enough questions, so go ahead!
Ah, even if you don't have questions, tell me if you are enjoying this show, I would like to know, oki? ^^
See ya next show!