Yo everyone, I'm back from the death! Yeah many people around here suspected that I kicked the bucket, lol, but well, now taking advantage of the surprise, there's the next chapter of the show! There's so many many many questions that I received in the last months, I can't answer them all at once in this chapter or you guys might involuntary fall asleep in your desks :P So I'm just answered a part of them so I got material for the next show (will be made quickly I promise!) in case everyone is pissed with me and will refuse to review me more questions :P
So so, during my absense we got S-Class trial arc in the manga, with new chars, some lame some friggin awesome, including a special fella which I got this fantastic idea:
Zeref stay here!
Zeref: Eh?
You will see, you will do a good deed for a while by doing anything at all!
Zeref: Wait a sec, what do you...HEY COME BACK!
(in a looooooooooong distance from him, yelling with a microphone): Dude, I just don't wanna die, okay? Eck, five...four...three...
Zeref: O_O?
...two...oneeeee...
Zeref: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!* Zeref used Dark Pulse! It's super effective!
Uh-uh! It worked! Good job Zeffy, I knew you would be a great walking rat extreminator! =D
Zeref: WHAT THE?
Oops, time is up! Is FT messed questions time!
Oh yeah, I wrote the characters's names in the official english ones. Gerard to Jellal and so on.
Talk Show 4!
Cara fallen from the sky asks:
Hey Gray, which hair color should your dream woman have? a) scarlet b) blond c) ocean blue or d) pink?
Gray: Goddamn, I thought this friggin show got busted for good.
Natsu: Hurry up, pantless, I want our random brawl without plausive explanation finished still today!
Gray: OH GOSH NATSU YOU SAID AN INTELLIGENT THING! (the whole guild gasps) And by in the way what do you mean by pant...(look down)...shit. (facepalms)
Lucy: Err, Gray, the question.
Gray: Tch, oh miss Cara Fallen, analyse with me, this series for a friggin manga/anime, you see, got quite ordinary hair colors...okaaaay, for almost everyone, not counting the pussy flamethrower over there (Natsu: WHY YOU, SON OF A *BIP!*) and like...seriously look to blue haired, our two Jellals look like human shaped of that blue bird from Tweeter and yet they found that fancy. *shurgs*
And for Gray's disgrace, this show was broadcasting in every tv lacrima, not excluding the high-security prisons and the new technology of Edolas.
Cana, what was your highest record in drinking alcohol till yet?
Gray (completely covered by bandages since two certain blue haired fellas for some reason raged over him :P): Oi Cana, oi, is your turn in the quiz or something.
Cana: ZzZzZzZzZz...ROOOOOOONNNNC...ZzZzZzZ...hein? Wha? *yawn* Lad mai haigh'st recowd dwinking...d'nnooo...*drools* (subtitles appeared from nowhere over Cana's head saying "Lad my highest record drinking...dunnooo")...zzzzzzzzzz...gawwwd dan faddher pwease wooove miiii...*sulks* ("goddamn father please looove meee")
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh...
Lucy viper glares a snoring Gildarts which was just few inches from Cana.
Levi, whats your favourite book? Don't be shy...say the dirty truth...
Levi: Ih? (reading some book right in that moment) Eck! (hides the book under the table very discretely)
Gajeel: Wha's that? (mysteriously picked it)
Levi: AHHH, DON'T LOOK AT IT!
Gajeel: Ichi Ichi Paradise?
Everyone: O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gajeel: Dunno what's it, tch. Wha, something in my face? (everyone was staring him like he made some dull commentary, lol)
Levi: Bless your literature stupidity. :)
Gajeel: Wha?
Levi: Nothing! :P
Lucy, what would you do, if you have to die tomorrow?
Lucy: …..are you willing to me get killed that bad? (author's note: I do, I do!) But well, in defense of my position of the most important character of this series (the others important characters: ò_Óxxx) ya know that nothing like that macabre will ever happen to me, ya know, I'm the heroíne, heroínes never die no matter what fall over us, cuz I'm also very cute, pretty, sexy, loved, potential Natsu's bride no matter how retarded he is cuz the author loves me best (everyone: WHA?) and sooo, dudette, why the heck had to...
What she wants to say, Cara Sky, is that she will babble this crap tomorrow until her agended hour of death.
Lucy: HEY, THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Everyones stares Lucy with -_-||| faces.
Dervishgirl asks:
Lucy, which guy do you like the most? Natsu, Gray, Loki, or Igneel?
Lucy: Mind I know why the heck a salamander that I never saw before is included in the optional choices?
Just answer the question, friggin bitch.
Lucy: Eck, is that obvious? I mean, duh! I'm sticking with Natsu, what choice I have? My safety with Loki when there's just two of us is not really the most less-censored one. Even I tell him no!
Loki sulks in the emo corner.
Lucy: And Gray? Geez, look to the concorrence!
Everyone sharp their ears and stick their eyes on her bigger than usual.
Lucy: ….stock your fantasies, pals, I'm not a candidate. ¬¬
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Juvia and Ultears thumbs up to Lucy.
Lucy: ….(pointing to the two ladies) See, it would be overkill if I said otherwise.
Mt-SiLeNLiFe asks:
Lucy have you had any fantasies about you and Loki?
Lucy: Seriously there's some conspiration planned between the readers for making these questions with some odd logical sequential love chart against me or what?
Thanks arceus this is the last question of today for her...
Lucy: Wanna know my fantasies with Loki? Okay, I'm telling EXACTLY what I think!
Lucy's Magical Fantasy Corner! (something tells me that we are gonna see this more times..o_oU)
Fantasy #1:
Loki (shojo boyish smile with sparkles): Lucy, dear, what about a night time job with just two of us, without restrictions, hein?
Lucy (giggling): Aw cut it out silly, I'm emotionally and very hinted as one-sided taken ^/^
Loki: TT_TT
Fantasy #2:
Loki: Sweetie Lucy, celestial beautie, think us as a happy married couple about to be blessed with the magical sensation of a newborn source of life in prove of our eternal love.
Lucy: Think again, molester. I want a divorce. ¬¬
Loki: TT_TT
Fantasy #3:
Loki: Dear Lucy, we are so compatible with each the other, I'm a hot chance to make you as happy as...
Lucy: Loki, just. Read. The manga ALL over again!
Loki: TT_TT
Fantasy #4:
Loki: Lucy I...
Lucy: GO LAID ARIES, FRIGGIN LION ON HEAT, I'M PLOT-ARMORED TAKEN!
Loki: TT_TT
End of the Lucy's Magical Fantasy Corner!
Lucy: There ya go. Any more questions?
Emotional overkill.
Gray: Four consequentive rejections, ouch.
Loki: *sob*
AzNx dRiFtEr asks:
Gray if you could make anyone in the guild turn the opposite gender who?
Gray: Teh-teh, bless you for the question! Totally Natsu, of course, I would love to see him, hum, her with ponytails...
Anyone can show him the chapter from last week? I think that he missed the best part :P
...and high wheels in a black mini-skirt but he wears one anyway. :P
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Natsu: IT'S A BELT CAPE, GODDAMN STRIPER!
Gray: Really, Natascha?
Natsu learned Outrage.
Mira who do you sexualy prefer men, women or both? (nose bleed)
Mira: Everyone makes an equal good buddy for our eternal friendship! ^_^
Everyone sulks for the disappointing answer.
Sora Sorano asks:
Laxus, how did you get the scar on your face?
Everyone: Good question.
Laxus: Tch, bullshit, like I'm telling.
Erza: Yet is very strange, I remember when you used to have just a simple straight line over your eye and somehow, it turned into lightning bolt. How that happened?
Laxus: MY STUFF, IS NOTHING OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Gajeel: Lightning bolt scar, hein? Pretty lord of your own nose.
Happy (reading in a book): It's called narcisism!
Laxus: WHY YOU, IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT GOT INTO THIS SHAPE!
Lucy and Levy: Pff...
Laxus (glaring the two bookworms): Wha?
Lucy: Laxus, hum, could you be, ya know, bumped into a very bad baldy fugly dark lord wizard and you survived to tell the story? Dunno likeeeeee...
Levy: ...Voldemort?
Everyone gasps.
Laxus: Are you implying me that I have a thing for HARRY POTTER? Ô_óXXXXXXXXX
Lucy: You just admitted that!
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need to say that Laxus fried all his nakamas? :P
Thunder-fiend asks:
Gray did you think that you will be a better protagonist instead of natsu?
Gray: Logical.
Natsu: WHAAAAAT?
Gray: I mean, people tend to thumbs up more to my fights than his. What that squeaky eyed does? (clears throat and tries to mimic Natsu's voice) "LOOK AT ME, FUTURE CORPSE, I'M TEH BADASS HERE! HEAR ME ROAR! RANDOM POWER-UP, YUPIIII! YOU WERE ABOUT TO MAKE ME KISS THE GROUND BUT I SUDDENDLY BECAME STRONGER THAN YOU WITHOUT PLAUSIVE EXPLANATION! NOW TAKE MY NAKAMA LECTURE AND TASTE MAH PUNCH!" (obviously the iceboy did his best to sound the most retarded as possible) The end! Brilhant.
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Natsu: YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU ARE NOT ME!
Gray: No thanks, is too risky. I might be required to extract my brains for that.
*Censored for extreme violence*
Also a moment to call the best firemen of the region.
And Natsu will you like to move in with lucy?
Natsu: YEAH! =D
Everyone gasps
Natsu: Let's go Lucy! ^_^
Lucy (blushing): Ehhhhhhhh?
Music starts playing
Everyone: o_O?
I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT! YOU LIKE TO.
Natsu: MOVE IT! ^o^
Everyone falls in anime style.
Lucy enters in depression.
Glorytommy asks:
Everyone, what it your thoughts on your creator Hiro Mashima?
Natsu: Awesome!
Happy: Aye!
Lucy: Perv. ¬¬
Gray: DAMN HIM, I'M A FRIGGIN SHADOW!
Juvia: Second Gray-sama!
Erza: Give Jellal back.
Everyone retreats four steps from her.
Charle: Whatever.
Wendy: He is nice :)
Mirajane: He is nice :)
Pantherlily: A-okay.
Makarov: Not my best pal. :P
Cana: Meanie.
Jellal: Meanie.
Loki: Meanie TT_TT
Levy: Talented!
Gajeel: As long he doesn't murder me.
Laxus: Fuck that.
Elfman: HE IS TEH MAN!
Lisanna: I like the animators best!
Duh.
Edo Lucy: Dunno.
Edo Natsu: Eck!
Edo Gray: Cold.
Mystogan: I hate him.
Everyone stares him.
Mystogan: Cuz my face is blackmail.
Jellal: HEY!
That's all!
There's more questions, but all the rest will be answered next show even if it will be veeeeeery long! Still during next week no worries! Glorytommy, your others 3 questions will be answered there!
Well, probably you all wanna kill me for the horrible absense *scratches head* but ya free to make more questions!
Hum...these torches are just decoration, right? o_oU