Don't own...waah.
The throneroom was utter pandemonium.
Everyone was asking everyone when they'd last seen Athena. Poseidon took control for once, since Zeus was too busy scouring the room for a tiny Athena.
"Everybody calm down!" He shouted. With panicked murmurs, the ten gods, not counting Zeus, gathered in front of Poseidon.
"We just need to figure out what happened. Until my brother revokes his order of nobody leaving, if anyone has any ideas, I'd be happy to hear them." Hephaestus raised a callused hand.
"Poseidon, I had hundreds of tiny security cameras installed when Miss Chase was rebuilding Olympus. There is a monitor down in the basement. If somebody would be willing to help, we could bring it up." Poseidon smiled weakly.
"Great. Ares, you go help Hephaestus." Ares nodded.
"Sure. Okay. You got it." Ares seemed distraught. Maybe sharing the title of War had bonded the two. Poseidon didn't know. He stalked off behind Hephaestus. Poseidon turned towards the remaining seven gods.
"Any other ideas?" Demeter piped up,
"I have a cereal company I hate more than Hades. I could order some loads, manipulate the mist so they think theyre in a normal city, and have them go to different places. Whenever Medusa turns one of them to stone, we'll know because of Hephaestus's cameras." Poseidon gave her a thumbs up.
"Finally!" Hades exclaimed. "Cereal's being put to a good use!"
Hades and Persephone went to go help Demeter call in her bad cereal orders. Then Hera started trying to persuade Zeus to be helpful. Aphrodite was texting Athena (who never had her phone on) frantically, never getting an answer. Dionysus was consulting the dolphins in the saltwater lake telepathically, trying to figure out what they'd seen. Poseidon sat back in his seat and groaned.
"What is wrong, Uncle?" Poseidon turned to Artemis.
"This is all my fault." Artemis raised an eyebrow.
"And why is that?" He wanted to cry.
"Because we were arguing about Athens…again. Sometimes I think we just argue because it's something to do. But we were arguing again and I told her I hated her. She glared at me and left. That's the last I saw her." Artemis looked slightly disconcerted.
"You Sand-for-Brains! She puts up a tough front, but she's a lot softer than she would seem. You probably really hurt her feelings." Poseidon facepalmed. Then Aphrodite screamed.
Ooh, cliffie. And has anybody noticed how in the beginning of Thor, the goddess chick and him are just like Poseidon and Athena? I'm like holy **** that's Pothena! And my dad and bro are like SHADDUP and I'm like grumble grumble POTHENA grumble grumble….