When the door swung open, Finn and Jake were confused. They looked around and saw chocolate pouring down the walls into a lake around PB's bed, where she sat, as big as a bear, in all her glory, with fat rolls hanging everywhere.

"What the stuff man? PB, is that you?"

"Yes, Finn, this is me. I never told anyone this, but I have a weakness for chocolate. And sometimes it gets carried away."

"Yeah, PB, we can see that," Jake said.

PB sat there with chocolate covering her face and hands, not a care in the world. She reached back behind her, and unzipped something. She stood up, and all the fat slid off of her and fell to the ground. She stepped out, the same PB as they remembered, in her pink dress, with her crown atop her head.

"Wait, WHAT?" Finn was clearly startled, "Why do you have a fat suit?"

"Oh it's not a fat suit, silly. My body is interchangeable. Kind of like a two layered winter coat, except the layers never end. I'm like an onion basically, and when I'm tired of one layer, I can just unzip it, and move on to the next one."

Jake snorted, "Isn't that a little bit weird?"

"Nah, man, we've seen plenty of weird stuff. That's just cool."

"Yeah, I guess man. But I'm glad I can just shrink back down if I get too fat, 'cause peeling off your body just creeps me out."

PB reached for a remote control that was lying on her bed, which had two big buttons, red and green. She pressed the red button, and the waterfall of chocolate ceased, letting the last drops fall into the lake, which then was enclosed upon by metal boards that slid out from the floor. A big purple mop looking thing zoomed around the walls, ridding it of the sticky mess that was left behind.

"So, Finn, what brings you here today?"

"I-I uh.." He was too startled to speak.

"Finn had a crazy gut wrenching feeling that something was wrong with you and wanted to be your hero and save you from disaster, so he woke me up at the crack of dawn to hike all the way out here, only to find that nothing is wrong."

"JAKE!"

"Well sorry man, but my feet really hurt from that picnic yesterday, and I'm not feelin' so hot."

"Oh Finn, you're so sweet to worry about me. I have to take my daily look-see around the kingdom now, if you boys want to join me?"

"Nah, thanks for the offer PB, but Jake's tired, and I'm a little pooped myself. I think we're gonna go back home and go back to sleep. Adventures can wait 'til later at least, now that I know you're safe."

~Good, Finn and Jake are going back to their dumb tree house, and Princess Bubblegum will be left all alone. Isn't she so beautiful, she could be my wife someday, and love me and cater to me, and call me King Iceybuns, or King not-so-icey-heart, or something silly like that and we'll fall deeply in love.