AN: Today's theme is music and nudity! This is a come and go fic. No end in sight, but no definite continuation. For those of you who are wondering about my other stuff, idk when I'll be back to that. I'm trying to ease back in slowly, I don't think I'm ready to jump into ploty stuff. please review!
Dedication is to my Sammi, and to the lovely tadri33 for the kind words. I don't think your suggestion is possible, because I'll be leaving for college soon, but thank you for the support.
Wormtail: There's a cat under my bed! Quick! Somebody kill it!
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-Padfoot: It's probably Minnie. Just take your clothes off, she'll run away screaming.
Prongs: Lily: My love for you grows like a ripe, red, rose,
And spreads within from my head to toes.
You are the ray of light in a dreary world,
You are my precious gem, my pearl.
Over my heart you have total power.
And I will love you for always my Lily flower.
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-Lily Evans: Though I think your efforts can be quite sweet,
Your poetry still stinks like your rotten feet.
I do not want your heart's power,
Nor do I want your stupid flowers.
I think you are an idiot,
And an awful bigot.
If I had wanted your affections,
I would have sought your attentions,
The only way I could love you,
Would be If the world fell to you-know-who.
So please, for everyone's sake,
Go drown in the ****ing lake!
Padfoot: Prooooooooongs! Moony bit me!
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-Moony: I woke up to you sticking your tongue in my EAR! What did you THINK was going to happen?
-Padfoot: I sure as hell wasn't expecting six rounds of rabies shots first thing in the morning…
Prongs: Herbology in green house five today! Can't wait to wreak some havoc with the snarkle puffs!
Moony: Which one of you tossers did it? If the perpetrator does not confess within the next hour, I will be forced to exact slow, painful revenge on each one of you!
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-Prongs: Padfoot did it.
-Padfoot: Prongs did it.
-Frank Longbottom: Actually, I did it… figured I'd try my hand at chaos causing. Sorry. :')
-Moony: I forgive you.
Padfoot: I'm too sexy for my wand, so sexy it hurts!
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-Prongs: Yeaaaaaa mate! Take it off! *wolf whistles*
-Wormtail: My eyes…. :'(
Moony: Music comes not from my soul, but from my life force.
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-Padfoot: What pussy are you quoting this time Moons?
-Moony: It's not a quote numbskull, I said it myself.
-Padfoot: Pansy.
-Moony: Sleep with one eye open tonight Padfoot.