I really hope you liked my skit and in case you were wondering what a lot of the words meant, here's a list of the slang words I used and what they mean.
Dapper – handsome
Juice Joint – An illicit bar selling bootleg liquor
Spiffy - An elegant appearance (as in "go make yourself look good")
Swanky – Elegant; luxurious; ritzy
Real McCoy - The genuine article
Whoopee – To have a good time
Nookie – Sex
Jake – Ok; Great; Fine
Panther Sweat – Whiskey
Giggle Water - Liquor or other alcoholic beverage. (I always thought of it as a mixed drink)
Sheba – A sexy or seductive woman; one's girlfriend (in this case wife)
Noodle juice – tea
Ritzy – Luxurious
Main Drag –
What's eating you? – What's bothering you?
Speakeasy – same as juice joint
Kiddo – pal
Drugstore Cowboy – A guy that hangs around on a street corner trying to pick up girls
Fix – To bribe
Bee's knees - An extraordinary person, thing, idea; terrific
Middle aisle – To marry
Hit the road – To leave
Cast a kitten – To have a fit
Bent – drunk
Bull Session - Male talkfest, gossip ("guy talk")
Don't take any wooden nickels – Don't do anything stupid
Carrying a torch – Suffer from unrequited love
Horsefeathers! – Nonsense!
Dumb Dora – A stupid female; an absolute idiot
Ball and chain – One's wife
Flat tire – A stupid female
Flour lover – A girl with too much face powder
Torpedo – A hired thug or hit man
Bump off – To kill
Joe zilch – loser
Beeswax – business
Big Cheese – The Boss
Beef – Complaints
Heater – gun
Sugar daddy - A young woman's boyfriend or lover
Pipe down – Stop talking
Bimbo – A tough guy
Dame – A woman ("She's my woman")
Bum's rush – Ejection by force from an establishment
Sap – A fool
Goofy – In love with; crazy for
Futz! – Fuck!