DO NOT OWN DARNIT!
AWESOME BEYOND CONTROL!
"Messy messy messy! Didn't your parents ever teach you to not touch peoples things!" Said Sonne, who was dusting off the dress.
"Oh dear mother of god, why did you go and do that?" Italy asked Ed, sighing.
"Do what?" asked the taller teen, cocking his head to the side like a puppy. Italy sighed again, face palming.
"You touched his Daughter of Evil dress. I'M not even allowed to go NEAR it! And now I won't hear the end of this. Thanks. Thanks a lot." She said, grabbing the box she had put on the ground.
"You are welcome, robot girl!" he said, grinning. Italy cocked her head this time.
"Robot girl? What the hell does that mean?" She asked, walking towards the door.
"You look like Robot girl! The nice one!" He said, following. Italy thought for a moment, until she realized who he was talking about.
"Miku Hatsune? The Vocaloid?" She said, looking back. He nodded his head goofily, signifying she was right.
"…I like you already." She said, setting the box on the steps to the house.
"I like chickens." He said, staring off into space.
"….So do I…So do I…" Said Italy, staring with him.
….Meanwhile….
"Oh Jashin, if that buffoon ripped ANYTHING I'll kill him with my scissors! I'll KILL him!" Said Sonne, examining the dress.
"Um…." said the one earlier addressed as Double Dee, getting Sonne's attention.
"Oh, I forgot there were people here! How rude of me!" He said, jumping from the van.
"It is quite okay. I am very sorry for my friends actions…he can be a bit…out there, at times." Said Double Dee.
"It's fine…for now. My sister is like that all the time. Always staring into space, mumbling odd things, and what not." Said Sonne, nodding his head to what he was saying.
"May I ask, um, Why DO you have a dress?" Asked Double Dee. Sonne's eyes widened momentarily, then were back to normal.
"I am a professional cosplayer! The very best! That dress is very precious to me, it is one of few REAL silk and velvet Daughter of Evil dresses! At least he didn't touch the gloves or the heels…They would be MURDER to clean!" he said, holding the dress close to him, making sure it didn't touch the ground. Double Dee nodded, as if understanding.
"…um…Where did everyone go?" asked Sonne, looking around. There was only Lilli, the one called Rolf, and a short guy left. Lilli and Rolf were having an in depth discussion on….turnips, and the short guy was standing there waiting, looking pissed.
"Probably to watch Monster Truck rallies on Kevin's TV." said Double Dee, looking around. Sonne rolled his eyes.
"How stupid. I would much rather watch something more logical, like Deathnote!" he said, taking a box out of the van, marked 'movies'.
"What is 'Deathnote'?"
This made Sonne gasp loudly.
"It's only the BEST anime in the world! Come with me!" He said, pulling Double Dee into the van.
"We can watch it on my laptop! …By the way, what's your name?" he asked, pulling out a sleek, bright pink Hello Kitty covered laptop.
"Oh, Yes! My name is Eddward Jones! But everyone calls me Double Dee!" he said, sitting next to Sonne on one of the boxes.
"It's nice to meet you! I hope we can be good friends!"
'Daw, Ed and Double Dee are making friends~!
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Or more~ *evil pervy smirk OF DOOM*