Naruto has been best friends with Sasuke Uchiha since childhood, but one erotic dream later he realizes he's in love. Sasuke refuses to take part, but it seems everyone around him sees the relationship as inevitable but him. And why does this graphic BL novel "Amai Okashi" seem to have some similarites to their relationship? It seems that Sasuke is stuck between a rock and a hard place, because Naruto wants to be more then friends. Will Sasuke give up his most beloved friend, or fall into the inevitable?
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned(sadly) by Misashi Kishimoto and not by me. I know, I was surprised as you were at learning this.
-When last we left out heroes, Sasuke was drunk and feeling miserable and Naruto decided to make his move by admitting to Sasuke that he wanted to have sex with him, how will Sasuke react to the sudden news that he beloved best friend now wants to be something a little more sensual?-
-SUSPENSE-
-More suspense-
-AND ACTION!-
Sasuke awoke the next morning with a terrible hangover. One of the worst hangovers he had in a long time. He found a few pain killers and a full glass of water by his beside with a note setting underneath the glass.
He grabbed the note.
Sasuke! So glad you had fun with your friends last night, there is a puke stain all over the entryway carpet that you're responsible for! Have a good day.
Love, Itachi
Then there was a drawing of chibi Itachi giving Sasuke a peace sign and Sasuke rolled his eyes tossing the note. He popped the pills and downed the glass of water. He checked the time and his eyes widened.
"I'm late, shit!" He cursed and he hopped out of bed and passed the mirror. He looked like a mess. He shook his head, much to his heads disagreement, and he pulled on some sweat pants and a black muscle shirt. He hurried down the stairs and out the back door to see Itachi already in the garden.
"Good morning!" Itachi said and Sasuke nodded at his brother, his eyes searching the back yard. "He's already passed through Sasuke," Itachi said and Sasuke crossed his arms.
"I don't know what you're talking about," He said and turned to sit on the stone bench in the garden. He felt sick to his stomach, and his rushing around hadn't helped.
"So, mind telling me what happened between you guys last night?" Itachi asked looking up at his brother with curious eyes and Sasuke felt a blush creeping onto his face at remembering Narutos words.
"I want to have sex with you."
Narutos words resonated through his mind. Sasuke had stared down at him for a full two minutes unable to say anything. Naruto had pulled away from him and waved his hand in front of Sasukes face. Sasuke had felt a sudden dizziness and he felt his stomach twist and he promptly threw up, Naruto narrowly dodging the splash. After that Naruto helped Sasuke home and Sasuke crashed out in bed, trying to forget Narutos words to him.
Stupid dobe, he had no idea what he was talking about. It's all those smutty romance novels I'm sure that perverted old man has been shoving down his throat. Sasuke thought. And the way he looked so seductive, where the hell did he learn that? From that pervert!
"You looked very irritated. Drunk…but irritated and Naruto seemed pretty sad. Did he admit his undying love for you and you rejected him?" Itachi asked and Sasuke smacked his brother in the back of his head with his fist.
"Teme! Don't say things like that!" Sasuke growled and Itachi held the back of his head, glaring slightly at his younger brother. "Naruto is my closest childhood friend, and you're just as bad as his perverted grandfather. Don't be disgusting!" Sasuke said and Itachi laughed.
"I was only teasing Sasuke, you're the one who is getting defensive, are you sure nothing happened?" Itachi asked and Sasukes brow twitched in irritation.
"I'm going to go study," He said getting up and Itachi rose from the garden.
"No help today?" He asked.
"NO!" Came a sharp reply and Itachi sat down with a defeated sigh. He pulled out a weed and stared at it for a moment.
"Oh how the plot thickens," He said and tossed the weed over his shoulder and continued his work.
_._
"Naruto, you look like crap," Kiba commented as the four friends sat on the hill behind the school after lunch. Well, Shikamaru was laying down watching the clouds but Kiba, Sai, and Naruto were all sitting up.
"Yeah, why are you so out of it today?" Sai asked with concern.
"I told Sasuke that I wanted to do perverted things with him, and he threw up," Naruto sighed, a look of defeat on his face.
"That's a definite rejection," Sai said happily.
"You're really serious about this aren't you? You really want to have sex with a guy," Kiba said and Naruto sighed.
"Well…I suppose it'd be interesting to have sex with A guy, but I don't want just A guy, I want to have sex with Sasuke," Naruto sighed and Kiba fell over dramatically covering his ears a wavy ghost coming out of his mouth.
"I can…I can feel my soul leaving me!" He whispered mortified and Shikamaru sat up.
"What a drag, I'm sure he just didn't up and throw up for no reason," He said crossing his arms and Naruto looked over at him.
"Well, no, he was pretty drunk," He said drinking his sweet tea from the can and Shikamaru rubbed the back of his neck and stretched.
"Well, then that doesn't mean that this is a lost cause necessarily," Shikamaru said and Kiba straightened looking at his longtime friend. He grabbed Shikamarus shirt sleeve staring at him a sweat drop forming on the side of his head.
"Ah…Shikamaru you can't seriously be encouraging this," He said and Shikamaru ignored his tattooed friend.
"You really think so Shikamaru?" Naruto said a bright smile on his face and Sai glared at Shikamaru a vein popping out on his forehead.
Shikamaru! Stop encouraging him! NARUTOS MINE! His inner Sai growled dangerously.
"Man, don't be so troublesome Naruto, I have no idea if it's a lost cause or not, but I'm just saying if he was drunk, he may not have thrown up just because you said that stuff," Shikamaru said and Kiba fell over again, twitching.
"I didn't get to see him today, he was still asleep when I went through his back yard," Naruto said with a sigh.
"Well, maybe you can talk to him after school today, now that he's sober. You already admitted it to him once, it'll be easier this time around," Shikamaru suggested and Naruto nodded and he downed the rest of his tea.
"Thanks Shikamaru!" He said and he lept up walking away.
Shikamaru lay back down and ignored the death glare from Sai and the near dead from mortification Kiba next to him. What a drag. He thought.
_._
Naruto slowly walked up the hill to Sasukes back yard dragging his feet as he went. Why am I so nervous? I should just treat it like any other day. Naruto thought and he pushed himself to appear normal and as he emerged into the Uchihas back yard he saw Sasuke sitting at the table, a cigarette dangling from his lips, and glasses on his face. He wore a black muscle shirt that showed off his chest that was pushed up in the back and the sweat pants he wore were pushed down just so Naruto could see the small of Sasukes back.
He turned away feeling another nose bleed coming on. Why do I have to think of him as sexy now! He thought wishing slightly he had never had the dream to begin with.
He turned back around and walked towards Sasuke plopping down next to. Sasuke looked at him a little surprised and he took off his glasses setting them on his book and put out his cigarette. He didn't like to smoke around Naruto.
"Hey," Naruto said with a grin and Sasuke smiled glad that Naruto was acting normal. Maybe what happened last night was some kind of demented trick of his drunken stupor.
"Hi, how was school?" Sasuke asked as usual and Naruto grinned.
"Great, how's studying coming along?" Naruto asked and Sasuke shrugged his shoulders.
"It's coming…I'm trying to figure out a diagnosis for a mock patient, and it's not easy," He said and Naruto couldn't help but admire his friend. He was so sure of what he was doing, and he was so smart to. He could really get any girl. Naruto felt a bit depressed at that thought. He decided to make his move, it was now or never.
"Sasuke…about what I said last night," Naruto said and Sasuke tensed up. Please tell me he's going to say I made a mistake, and let's forget about it. Sasuke thought. "I meant what I said. I still want to have sex with you," Naruto said and Sasuke slammed his book shut and stood up.
"I'm leaving," He said turning on his heel and Naruto blushed darkly and chased after him.
"Why are you treating this as so awkward?" Naruto asked standing in front of Sasuke who stared down at him in disbelief.
"How can you not think this is awkward! You're my childhood friend Naruto, not to mention a guy, I'm not into guys," Sasuke said simply and tried to maneuver around the blonde and Naruto stepped in front of him.
"How do you know?" Naruto asked and Sasuke stared down at him.
"How do I know what?" He asked and Naruto crossed his arms.
"You've never been with a guy, so how can you know whether or not you'd be into it," Naruto snapped and Sasukes eyebrow twitched as a vein popped on his forehead.
"I think I know, when I look at a naked girl, I get an erection, when I look at a naked guy, I don't feel anything," Sasuke said pushing past Naruto only to have the blonde rush after him again and stand in front of him.
"But you can't know whether or not you'd enjoy having sex with a guy if you've never done it. This shouldn't be awkward, we're friends, we've known each other forever," Naruto said pushing his hands on Sasukes shoulders.
"Exactly, which is why we shouldn't be having this conversation; you are practically my brother," The raven haired boy snapped and tried to push away but Naruto held him firmly.
"C'mon Sasuke, you can even top," Naruto said with a smile and Sasuke nearly fell over, mortified by what Naruto had said. OF COURSE I'D BE ON TOP DOBE! His inner Sasuke yelled and then he shook his head.
"I'm not having this conversation with you," Sasuke said and Naruto stared up at him a hurt look in his eyes.
"Is it because I'm not attractive?" He asked looking up with puppy dog eyes and Sasuke blanched.
"What! Your looks have nothing to do with this," Sasuke said and Naruto sighed. He really had hoped the puppy dog eye thing would work. "Look, Naruto, I'm not having sex with you just to satisfy some weird perversion that was most likely placed in your head by your grandfather. I have to get ready for school, and you have to go home," Sasuke said and Naruto gave a sigh.
"But Sasuke-"He started.
"NO NARUTO! NOW GET OUT!" Sasuke shouted starting to get frustrated. He immediately felt sorry for doing so because he had said such harsh words to his friend before. There was a passing silence between them as the wind blew through the trees.
"Well, I guess I'll just find someone else then to satisfy my perversion," Naruto said and ran off and Sasuke watched him go, frozen in shock.
He can't be serious. Sasuke thought as he turned back towards the Uchiha estate. But still he couldn't help but feel a gnawing sense of worry. He shook his head. No, it's just that dobe trying his last game to get his way. He thought and ignored the worry that was ever creeping into his mind. He headed inside to get ready to go to school.
Itachi stepped out from the raspberry bushes, a basket of raspberries in his hand and his eyebrows rose. Well, now…He thought and he continued on with his raspberry picking.
_._
Naruto sighed deeply from his spot on the couch where he laid a heavy blanket on top of him and a cool wet cloth on his forehead. He felt horrible. He'd come down with some type of stomach flu virus and hadn't been able to eat anything in an entire day.
It'd been three days since he'd last seen Sasuke, and two of them he'd spent sick in bed. He curled over on his side on stomach, the cold cloth slipping over his eyes somewhat.
He really missed his old friend, as he had never gone a day since he and Sasuke had become close friends without seeing him. He felt tears well up in his eyes and he pressed the cloth against his eyes to sop up the tears. Why did he have to ask Sasuke such a stupid request?
The door opened and Naruto quieted his tears, not wanting his grandfather to know that he'd been crying. He shut his eyes and heard his grandfather move towards the table setting something down. He felt a warm hand reach down and remove his cold cloth and he opened his eyes to see two midnight eyes staring down at him.
Narutos heart skipped a beat. "Sasuke…" He whispered and Sasuke stared down at him a frown on his face. Is he still mad? Naruto wondered.
"You haven't been taking care of yourself," Sasuke said sitting down next to Naruto and he grabbed Narutos face studying his friends' pupils and he leaned down pressing his lips against Narutos cheeks and forehead. Naruto felt a shiver of pleasure run through him at feeling the soft touch. "You're fever is pretty high too," Sasuke commented and Naruto grabbed Sasukes hand with his own and brought it against his face.
"I missed you," Naruto whispered and Sasuke blushed slightly pulling his hand away.
"Dobe," He murmured and he unpacked the bag he brought. It was a pot of Miso soup. "Can you sit up?" Sasuke asked and Naruto tried to sit up, but he was weak from not eating so Sasuke helped him sit up and fixed Naruto a bowl of the miso soup. He scooped up some in a spoon and blew on it to cool it down and held it out to Naruto who stared at him.
Naruto felt his heart swell with happiness in his chest. He was so glad that Sasuke still cared for him, even after what he said. He opened his mouth and closed it around the spoon taking a mouthful of the delicious soup.
"Did you make this yourself?" Naruto asked and Sasuke shrugged his shoulder.
"It's a simple recipe," He said and Naruto smiled sweetly. Sasuke was always so vague with his answer, that's why everyone thought he was such a jerk. The truth was, Naruto figured, that Sasuke didn't want anyone to know just how much he put into things.
Sasuke continued to spoon feed Naruto until all the soup was gone from the bowl. Naruto wanted some more but Sasuke refused saying that it would just make Naruto sick again. He then handed the blonde some fever reducers and a glass of water. He stood over Naruto to make sure that the boy drank the entire glass.
"Thanks Sasuke," Naruto whispered as Sasuke exchanged the cold cloth for a new one. Naruto grabbed Sasukes hand and entwined his fingers with the older boys looking at him seriously. "Will you stay with me, until I fall asleep? I know it's selfish to ask, but please," Naruto whispered and Sasuke stared down at him and gave a small smile.
"Alright," He said and he sat on the floor beside the couch, his hand still entwined with Narutos and he stared at his little blonde friend who was sleeping soundly. I'm so glad that you're okay; I was so worried when I didn't see you for two days, and then your grandfather said you were sick, so I hurried over today. Don't scare me like that again. Sasuke thought squeezing gently on Narutos hand.
It was a few hours later that Sasuke awoke to Naruto hovering over his face and he immediately snapped away, sitting up and nearly smacking his head against Narutos.
"Ne! Watch it!" Naruto said scrambling to the other side of the couch and Sasuke looked around to see himself lying on the couch where Naruto had been a blanket over his bottom half.
"How did I end up on the couch?" He asked and Naruto huffed.
"Relax, I put you there, you looked cold sleeping on the floor, so I just moved you up to the couch," Naruto said and Sasuke moved the blanket off of him and wrapped it around his friend.
"You're the one who needs to be resting, dobe," Sasuke said and Naruto smiled brightly.
"I'm feeling much better with you here," He grinned and Sasuke eyed him suspiciously, wondering if the sickness had been an act.
"Ooo! You brought sweet rolls! I love the Akatsuki Bakery, they make the best snacks in the world," Naruto said grabbing a sweet roll and took a bite with a smile on his face. Sasuke watched him and sighed in relief a small smile appearing on his face. He was glad that Naruto was feeling better. When he had first seen the boy, he looked like death, now he looked so much healthier.
"Aren't you going to eat anything?" Naruto asked and Sasuke shook his head.
"I'm alright," He said and Naruto looked at the clock and he snapped his head back to Sasuke his eyes wide.
"Sasuke! You'll be late for school!" He said and Sasuke shook his head.
"I'm already ahead on all of my homework, so it doesn't matter," He said easily and Naruto stared at his friend and smiled brightly. He attacked Sasuke in a hug, nearly knocking the boy over.
"You're the best friend a guy could have Sasuke!" Naruto said and Sasuke blushed darkly pushing the blonde off of him.
"You trying to get me sick!" He demanded and Naruto pulled away from him and they suddenly found themselves in an odd predicament. Naruto had one of Sasukes legs straddled between his own, his knee dangerously close to Sasukes crotch and his hands on either side of Sasukes head a wide smile on his face and his eyes closed. This is really dangerous! Sasuke thought as Naruto opened his eyes and stared down at Sasuke who was looking at him with irritation in his midnight eyes and a large blush on his cheeks.
"Ne…Sasuke, your face is red, are you sure you don't have a fever," Naruto asked and Sasuke sat up pushing Naruto away.
"I'm fine," He said sitting at the very edge of the couch now, his face hidden behind his bangs, his face taking on a darker color of mortification.
"Hey! Let me take care of you, you took care of me," Naruto said pulling on Sasukes arm and Sasuke smacked him away and Naruto pulled Sasukes arm hard and the Sasuke flew at him, his head landing face down in Narutos lap. Naruto stared down at the boy and covered his nose as blood spurted from it.
"DOBE!"
A few seconds later Naruto sat on one end of the couch with a tissue up his nose and a throbbing goose egg on his head. Sasuke sat on the other end of the couch his arms and legs crossed and his eyebrow twitching in irritation. I can't believe my face just got molested by Narutos' erection. Sasuke thought his skin visibly pale.
"You didn't have to hit me, it's a normal reaction," Naruto said and Sasuke gave a sigh.
"No it's not, not when it's a guy," Sasuke said gruffly and Naruto sighed.
"What if I suddenly start liking guys, Sasuke, would you hate me?" Sasuke stared at Naruto as if the boy had grown two heads. But he could see from the expression on the blondes face that he was being serious. Sasuke sighed.
"No, of course not," He said finally and Naruto smiled cutely causing Sasuke to become even more irritated. "Don't get all happy because of that, it doesn't mean anything!" He snapped and Naruto grinned.
"Sasuke…I know you'll get mad if I bring it up again, but I just don't want to do perverted things with you, just because you're a guy and your my friend and I have this weird new obsession," Naruto said and Sasuke looked over at him, his eyes showing no emotion. "It's because of you Sasuke, I can't explain it, I just want you," He said shyly looking at Sasuke who stared back at him his eyes cold as ice.
"Naruto, you don't understand what you're asking," He said and Naruto stared back at him, his blue eyes searching Sasukes face.
"But I do, Sasuke, I want you….I had this dream that you were touching me all over, and it felt like my skin was on fire…I've never felt something so awesome in all my life," He said his eyes staring hard at Sasuke who blanched and turned to Naruto his eyebrow twitching.
"You had a dream about this!" He snapped and Naruto nodded honestly and Sasuke pressed his palm to his forehead and swept his hand through his hair. "Ah, dobe, it was just a dream, I guarantee that what you felt in the dream would be nothing like the real thing," Sasuke said and Naruto sighed.
"Well…how do I know that though? I mean if I dream about having sex with guys, specifically you, then how do I know that I wouldn't enjoy it in real life? How do I know I'm not suddenly into guys?" Naruto said.
"You don't suddenly become into guys, Naruto," Sasuke snapped. "I'm still convinced that it's because you were raised by that perverted old man."
"Well, since you seem to know so much, you should cure me of my curiosity," Naruto said a sly smile coming across his face and Sasuke stood up.
"Forget it, I'm not having sex with you," He said and Naruto grabbed his wrist.
"I'm not saying sex; I'm saying just a kiss. Then I'd know whether or not I liked guys, you could cure me of my perversion right now, and you can confirm once and for all there is no way you'd like men," Naruto said and Sasuke stared down at him irritated. They stared at each other for several moments before Sasuke gave a sigh.
"If it works and neither of us then will you drop it and pretend like it never happened?" He asked and Naruto nodded in enthusiasm. Sasuke sat down on the couch. "Fine, this one time, only," He said and Naruto grinned and he leaned forward as Sasuke stared down at him with emotionless eyes. He grabbed both sides of Sasukes face and he pressed his lips against the older boys.
A shock of pleasure went through him as Sasukes soft lips were against his. It's even better than the dream. Naruto thought as he pressed closer to Sasuke. Nothing had felt so good in his entire life then Sasukes mouth against his. Sasuke stood still as a brick and Naruto suddenly pushed his tongue through Sasukes lips and massaged Sasukes tongue with his own. Sasuke pushed him away from the kiss, the back of his hand going to his mouth.
"What was that?" Sasuke demanded his eyes aflame.
"Well, I just thought I'd try to make it the best kiss possible," Naruto said and Sasuke shook his head. Naruto smiled, bringing his face mere inches from Sasukes with a grin. "I liked that a lot, from the moment our lips touched, it felt as if I wet myself a little," Naruto smiled and Sasuke stared at him confused. Wet himself? Sasuke paled in realization of what Naruto meant.
"I should get going," Sasuke said and Naruto grabbed Sasukes wrist.
"I think I understand why I had that dream about you Sasuke…" Naruto pulled Sasuke down onto the couch and in one fluid motion was on top of his friend, his hands grasping Sasukes face leaning down near to his face. Sasuke stared up in shock at his little blonde friend. "It's because I'm in love you," Naruto whispered and brought his lips onto Sasukes again, silencing the scream of the raven haired boy.