I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. Pretend this is in German.
A Unforgettable Trip
By waterrain
Ludwig was enjoying his time off of work, he was calmly jogging, and the German plans to walk his dogs in about an hour. The weather was nice and seemed as if there is no chance of rain. No one is bothering him with simple questions or anything for he is not at work, but also because he is jogging and no one asks a person any questions when they are jogging.
"Know where that awesomely heroic looking hotel in located?" A male asked cheerfully, but to be honest this person is butchering the German language beyond belief. Ludwig was thankful to be jogging for there is no way that person will ask him anything at all.
"Hey, Do you know that awesome hotel is located?" The German language butcher male asked the slightly irritated German.
"You are butchering the German language." Ludwig stated in English and he felt slightly annoyed at being asked a question when he is off duty.
"I'm doing me best at speaking German. My name is Alfred Jones." Alfred informed him.
"It would be for the best if we communicate in English not in German." Ludwig commented calmly and he noticed that Alfred looked slightly hurt.
"Me and brother are looking for this hotel. I left him to go ask around for he cried due to hunger. We lost."
"So you and your brother are lost."
"Yeah. We look for this address." Alfred said while pointing at the address. "I have a map, but turns out it was of France."
Ludwig sighed heavily, he pulled out a map, and decided to give it to this stubborn person. Alfred called up his twin and he received the map of Germany.
"Hey, Mattie. I got a map and stuff. What! You are going to France…and meet up with your pen-pal. It's cool. No need to feel sorry or anything, but I was just surprised and stuff. Good luck and be safe, Mattie." Alfred managed to say calmly, he ended the call, and took a deep breath.
"So is prostitution legal in Germany?" Alfred asked curiously and he looked at the confused looking German man.
"What?"
"Are virgins allowed to become prostitutes? Are Americans allowed to become prostitutes in Germany? I'm asking because I'm planning to become one because my twin decided to be a jerk by leaving me here alone in Germany, going on his way to France, and stuff to see his Pen-Pal. I don't like being alone and my plane for The United States Of America leaves in about a month." Alfred said quickly and he blinked his blue eyes. "So yeah, Is it legal for an American virgin to become a prostitute in Germany?"
Ludwig was speechless, he looked at the American, and wondered what to say to Alfred. The American put his cell back inside of his pocket and smiled brightly at the German.
"Is there an age limit or something?" Alfred said cheerfully, he was smiling, and Ludwig made a choice.
"Yes, There is an age limit for Americans. They must be twenty one years old or older than twenty one." Ludwig lied for he didn't want to be responsible for someone becoming a prostitute and the American looked to be under the age of twenty-one. Also it is illegal to encourage people under the age of twenty-one to take up or continue work in prostitution. "My name is Ludwig and I must be going for I have to walk my dogs."
"Okay, Good luck and stuff." Alfred commented calmly and watched as the German walked away. He sat down at a bench, looked down at the address, a couple of tears rolled down for he is alone since his twin decided to ditch him, and the trip was not going to plan at all. Alfred bit down on his lip and wiped his tears away for it's not like Mattie is going to come back anytime soon.
"What's up with you?"
"I want to go back to the USA because my twin decided to ditch and I'm all alone here. I butcher the German language and I'm unwanted. Plus I'm lost and have no idea where the heck this hotel is at all."
"My name is Gilbert and I'm going to do my good deed of the month by helping you out. I'll show you the pure awesomeness of Germany and you wouldn't want to go back to USA right away. So what do you say? What's your name?" Gilbert asked loudly, he was grinning at the American, and figures that this blue eyed American will tell him.
"My name is Alfred Jones and it's nice to meet you, Gilbert."
"So what do you say, Alfred?" Gilbert asked causally. Alfred thought about how his parents had said 'Do not go with strangers', but he's not a kid and last week graduated from High School. So he figured that rule of 'Do not go with strangers' no longer applies for he's seventeen years old , finished High School, and he'll be turning eighteen in two weeks. Plus this German dude is not a stranger for he told him his name amd Alfred smiled brightly at Gilbert.
"Sure that sounds pretty awesome." Alfred replied happily, he no longer felt sad for there is someone with him, and Gilbert grinned at him. "Gilbert, Show me the awesomeness of Germany!"
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