The Life And Times of Inari Hoshigaki

Chapter 2

As Inari travel through the dusky forest he decides to set up camp for the night near the river.

"Well I guess I'll stay here by the trickling river where I feel most comfortable, that way if any BAD people show up ill use the water as my advantage". Inari set up his water hammock and made dinner. Then the young shinobi started to hear rustling bushes. Inari called out into the black darkness. "Hello is anybody out there?" "NO" said the voice. "ummmm I beg to differ said Inari im pretty sure your there", Said Inari. "Fine I am here but you will never find me cause I am a sneaky little sneak". Said the voice. "what the HELL is you problem think you can go around spying on kids like that you old insane pedophilic WACKO!". "I am not a pedophile". said the voice " I am your father Inari". Out of the dark shadows walked Kisame Hoshigaki. "DAD why the hell are you creeping around being a pedophile its creepy and btw didn't you like die or something yep im pretty sure your DEAD". "Well about that Inari I came back to see you for your birthday and hang out with you and follow you on your journey to be the Mizukage, so where are you headed at the moment?" " ohhhh I am off to see Kiba im the leaf village for my 18th birthday were having a party, you can com e I guess but you did leave me and mom all alone to fend for ourselves and I had to grow up not having a dad, is that what you wanted and on top of that all you drove Kiba away with your m#$%&$#!# antics so much that he left us all my only sibling and you had to drive him away!" Inari I am sorry what I did was not right I hope you'll forgive me but I cannot promise to be kind to Kiba we still have a wall of hatred". Apologized Kisame. Fine but if you dare ruin my birthday I swear I will destroy you and Kiba single handedley do I make my self clear you insane b!#$# ble $$ shark!". "Yes Inari you make your seld perfectly clear Im actually teriified of you at the moment", Cowered Kisame. "Good now let's rest for the night then tomorrow well head out cause we have one big family reunion to attend to." Said a cunning Inari.