The loud curisng comming from the recpetion made Volterra shake............................

Caius: What do you mean the cabel is out! (Shakes his hand in Giana's face) I'll smoosh the TV man when I next see him!

Giana: (shakes in fear) You haven't paid the TV bill for at least a year, so they took it away. You owe them about 900000 euros.

Caius: (swears) Aro, Aro!!!!!!!!!!
Aro: (pops out from the lift) Yeah, bunnykins?

Caius: You didn't pay the TV fee, now I can't watch Buffy!

Aro: Well, I've been busy winding up Alec.

Caius: FOR A YEAR!

Aro: (grins) That's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alec: (rubs is head) Master, why did you try and rip my head off?

Aro: (hugs Alec) I wouldn't DO that! (smirks) I will rip off your arms!

Alec: No!

Caius: ARO! Stop tormenting that child! Now, how to not miss watching the best show EVER!

Alec: You like Buffy? She kill's vampires!

Caius: (scowls) Yes, but she's fictional and so damm hot.........

Anthedora: (interrupts) Ahah! A confession! you can't tap this (points at her but) tonight!

Caius: Screw you then! Ho!

Aro: (crying) No potty mouth here!

Caius: I'll stop cursing when you pay the TV bill.

Aro: FINE! (stomps away) Oh my Marcus's gstring, I need to find some money fast! Oh I know, I hide it down Sully's top.....................(hums the happy song)

Caius: Now, to find a crazy teenager wwatching the show! (runs away)

Anthedora: (looks at Alec) I'm gonna so slay him tonight!

Alec: That's nice............

Anthedora: Shameful child! You wish my hubby to die! (Eyes glass over) Luckily I'm not killing him, i'm just gonna be so fierce and rough that he'll love me forver! Wooo! (runs upstairs)

Alec: (looks at Gianna) So, how's your morning been?

Giana: (still shaking)

After the break..................Caius creeps out a hormonal teenage girl, Aro can't find Sulpicia and Giana still can't speak! Oh dear.............

Aro: SULLY! Aw damm, where in the name of Marcus's gstring are you!

Jane: (comes around the corner and jumps wehn she she's Aro) What are you doing in my room?

Aro: (sulkily) Thought Sulpicia would be here. (eagerly) Have you seen her!

Jane: Let go of my collar!

Aro: (lets go of her collar) Sorry, I get intense!

Jane: Sulpicia is at Starbucks

Aro: Holy Marcus's gstring! It's sunny, she'll get spotted! She hates cofee!

Jane: It's cloudy today, and she goes to scope out human men to eat.

Aro: (relaxes) Phew.....I must go to Starbucks! (runs to Starbucks)

Meanwhile, in a small house in Rome.............

Jenn: Wow, can't wait to see Spike! Ohhhhh SPIKE!

Caius: Greetings human, I wish to watch Buffy with you! (jumps through window)

Jenn: (scared) Well, um, well.......

Caius: (sits on couch) I can't believe Buffy dumped Angel!

Jenn: Spike's better! And you may as well stay, my parents are out, just us two, you called me a human, are you not?

Caius: Oh it's on! Shut up now! (says in his mind: the girl knows, must have a snack after the show!)

Jenn: You are so rude, I like it. (scooches along the couch)

Caius: Shhhhhsssssssss, it's ANGEL!

In Starbucks.........

Sulpica: Hey stud, fancy filling up my cofee and going for a walk?

Random dude: DEFO! (runs up to counter)

Aro: Sully! I need money!

Sulpicia: (groans) Why?

Aro: Need to pay TV vill so Caius can watch Buffy!

Sulpicia: Well, for Caius. (Hands Aro money) Now can you leave, I'm going to eat that human over there. See you later.

Aro: Wooo! Caius can't swear no more! (runs out of Starbucks)

After Buffy..............

Jenn: Wow! That was good! Fancy some lunch? I can make noodles!

Caius: (evil smirk) Sure, why don't you just sit over here (points at lap)

Jenn: Wow! A LAP! (sits on it) Oh my god! You have red eyes! Vampire!

Caius: It's actually oh my Marcus's gstring. (looks shocked) How do you know I'm a vampire?

Jenn: (shrugs) I don't care, you can be my Spiky!

Caius: I HATE SPIKE! (starts to bite Jenn's neck)

Reception...

Alec: So, Giana, are you going home tonight?

Giana: (still shaking)

Aro: Guys! I have money! (dances around)

Caius: And I have seen Buffy! And had a snack!

Aro: (touches Caius's hand) Damn, you killed a fangirl! So mean!

Caius: She liked Spike, so she had to die (shrugs)

Anthedora: (stands in doorframe) Hello, I'm a slayer, and I want to drive my stake through your heart! (Get's out liquorice) I'm so sorry, I couldn't find a stake!

(Aro, Alec, Caius and Giana laugh)

Anthedora: Fine then (pouts and walks away) no slayer time for you!

Caius: (sinks to knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!