Chap 3

Spike growled at me. The dog was wearing a Kevlar vest that said K-9 unit trainee. He bared his sharp fangs, but I didn't flinch. It was key that I didn't appear intimidated. I locked my eyes with his dark ones and stood there. It was a quick exchange, and after a few seconds Spike lunged.

I actually liked dogs, and I didn't want to have to hurt one. So I dodged the dogs sharp teeth and got on the ground. I rolled on to my back and lifted up my shirt, so you could see my chest. Spike barked at me and I gave my best submissive whimper. Spike barked again. I could hear his paws on the ground as he walked towards me. He smelt my stomach and I forced myself not to laugh at the feeling of his wet nose. Then he moved and gave my face a big wet lick. I cringed and sat up.

I felt two meaty hands grab my arms pulling me to my feet. I winced at the angle he was pulling my arms at. He must've noticed this, because he pushed my arms up higher his grip tightening.

I grit my teeth."Let go."I growled out.

I couldn't see him, but I knew he was smirking."Sorry it wasn't in my job description to listen to smart mouth brats whine."

I rolled my eyes."Phhft, whatever. If that isn't your job then what other use do they have for a obese cop and his lanky sidekick. You can't expect them to let you do any real work."

Doughboy coughed, he was still wheezing from having to run."Well I caught you..."He started.

I didn't even let him finish, before I started laughing. I laughed hard, barely breathing. And when I did stop to breath it was brief pause, before my laughing started again."Y-you!"I tried to say.

"S-shut up!"Beanpole said.

I stopped for a second, before snorting."Ah, and the bitch speaks."I managed before laughing again.

"Stop it!"

"You really think that catching a 14year old, is considered important."

Beanpole puffed his cheeks out like a toddler."By getting criminals off the street were making the world a safer place for future generations, and improving the quality of life."

I stared at him for a second."Oh, my god. You actually believe you're doing something important..."

Beanpole nodded."Well, you're mistaken. Your Job is probably less important then the shit I took last night. I mean at least its someone's job to filter sewage water. Heck now that I think about every time I take a shit I'm kind of stimulating the economy. You caught a 14 year old who...what did I do again, skipped school?"I watched Alex's smile fade.

"But."

"So when you go home each night, with each other of course because there's no way you could let all that shit spew out of your mouth and be straight. So when you're at home doing whatever it is dumb asses do, you can gloat about how you took a skinny smart mouthed kid to juvie."I finished.

Beanpoles face was red and I could see tears in his eyes."You you."His voice was shaking, and I smirked as I watched tears start to pour down his cheeks.

"Well at least he's not a freak like you. I mean what has to go wrong in your gene pool to be born with sliver eyes."He said protectively.

"There grey, and what has to go wrong, that your born with a face that makes that guy over their look hot."I shot back.

"What are you talking about, were in a storage room."Doughboy asked.

A confused look slid onto my face."You can't see them can you?"I asked.

"Doing drugs to, probably a alcoholic like mother, huh?"

I quickly regained my composer."If I say yes, can I knock your lights out?"Before he could ask what I meant I jumped, slamming my head into his jaw.

He released my arms his hands flying to his jaw. I quickly moved away, jumping so my hands were in front of my body.

I saw doughboys hand reaching for his taser and I reacted quickly, kicking him in the jaw. I had already had a couple bad experiences with a taser and I didn't want anymore.

As soon as my foot hit his jaw I heard a crack. He feel down on the floor, screaming bloody murder. I reached into his holster and pulled out his taser, aiming it at beanpole."Sorry slim jim."I said, pulling the trigger.

The two electric probes shot out landing in his thigh. He screamed in pain collapsing on the floor. I kept the charge going for 5 seconds, before letting the gun fall to floor. The wimp was unconscious.

I heard fatass getting up and I sighed."Ugh, really now I'm obligated to hit you again."

He huffed."It's my..."

Crack

My foot slammed into the side of his knee and he screamed. "Duty as a officer of law to protect my country, yeah I hear it at least once a week."I finished for him, even though he had already passed out from the pain.

Spike barked and I scratched my neck."Let's go buy some salami I'm hungry."I said, unlocking my handcuffs.

Spike ruffed in agreement and I sneezed."Bless you."

I glanced up frowning."I'm officially insane."I mumbled to myself."Wonderful."

"You're not insane, normal mortals just can't see things correctly."A blond girl explained.

"People are blind to most things...Wait why am I talking?I'm probably talking to a cardboard box or a box of staples."

"Dude, I'm way hotter than a box staples."A blonde guy in a throne said.

"You know what, can you just prove that your real."I said.

A bulky kid stood up."Sure, I'll give you a nice black eye to remember me by."

I smirked."Sorry, there's a waiting line for that."

"I'm sure no one minds if I cut."

"Ugh, I'm so hungry! I should have waited in till after lunch to leave."

"He's my kid?"A man that reminded me of a biker said.

I almost didn't hear it, through my own argument with the kid who wanted to punch me. But I did, and as soon as I heard those words I looked up.

"Great another child of Ares!"Someone said sarcastically.

I recognized the name. I repeated it in my mind for a few seconds, before it clicked.

"No way..."