Me: Yeah forgot that I have to do a disclaimer thingy so yeah legend you do it

Legend: fuck you, hag

Me: What the fuck are you talking about I'm not old! I control you do as I say

Legend: you're not my mother!

Me: you don't even have a mother just do it

Legend: You just hurt myself esteem but whatever, the hag doesn't own anything and I mean it she doesn't own ANYTHING

Me: except legend anyway here is the chapter

Just as I worked up the courage to leave my humble space behind the tree I was knocked down by a male chest

"Ow watch it dumbass!" I growled glaring up at the male who bore no emotion on his striking pale features.

"My apologizes I did not see you." He said politely offering me his hand .A uncertain look crossed my sharp features as I looked up at him with apprehension.

'I don't know these people who knows what they might do always keep your guard up legend don't let anyone get the better of you…why am I talking to myself?' I thought before slowly taking his hand and getting up.

"Are you alright?" the dark haired boy asked but, I could not answer for I was now mesmerized by the slight tear troughs under his onyx eyes.

'The guy looks around the age of 13 how could he have those already?'

Despite that fact there they were plain as day tracing the underside of his pale face. Finally shaking the hypnotizing urge to stare at his face I went back to my task of hiding behind the tree having had my courage run dry.

"I'm fine…thank….you" I muttered peeking from behind my tree so I could get a better look at the blond whisker faced boy who was still on the swing staring in the direction the other children.

"May I ask you what you are doing?" the boy asked glancing toward the object of my fascination, the apple in my tree, my new found prey.

'Wow I sound pretty creepy and this guy is all in my creepy business who is this dude?' I thought to myself giving him an annoyed glance before gesturing for him to come closer. He complied and dipped down to my level.

"I'm stalking that cute blond boy on the swing until I get enough courage to go talk to him." I whispered grinning at the elder boy creepily.

'Way to go legend you're the smartest person in life. I basically just told him I'm a stalker…..OH what the hell it's not like I care what these people think of me I don't know them and they don't know me that's life…..or at least I'm guessing that's life can't remember but, I'll think of that later.'

I thought before continuing my focused gazing.

"But that's not important what's important is finding out who you are…so tell me what is your name?" I questioned making sure my gaze stayed firmly locked on my prey.

"My name is…..uchiha itachi." The new found itachi said after a moment of consideration. The grin on my face broadened and I turned toward him.

"Nice to meet you, I guess my name is legend and as much as I would like to continue this conversation, the perfect distraction is upon us so I must use it to my advantage good day itachi." I said as a small dainty butterfly flew past us toward the blond boy. I began running after it making sure my eyes stayed on its flapping wings.

'If this works I really am the smartest person in life….or he's the most retarded person to walk this earth but as I said before that's not important…damn I need to stop talking to myself.'

CRASH

NARUTO POV

I had been sitting in my usual spot on the swing when a little butterfly flew over to me. I watched it as it flew around my head then continued on its way. A sigh found its way pass my lips as the butterfly disappeared into the trees.

"Oh look I'm falling!"

My head turned to source of the voice only to be smacked against the offender's skull. I grimaced slightly before looking up at the person.

"Ah my bad I was just chasing that butterfly but, it's gone now so…HI!" the new found girl said a grin tugging at her lips.

'Why is she talking to me?'

I thought blinking dumbly at the odd looking girl who was now plopped down beside the swing I was occupying.

'No she's probably just making fun of me.' I concluded a sour expression crossing my face.

"Can you talk?" the girl questioned again twirling a spike of her unruly blackish-brown hair the odd grin still tugging at her lips.

"You're….talking to me?" I asked a suspicious look marring my face. The girl got up and walked behind me then gave me a slight push on the swing.

"Yes, I'm talking to you and I expect you to talk back." the girl laughed giving the swing another push.

'Why is she talking to me?'

BACK AT THE HOSPITAL GAYO POV

'Please tell me I did not lose the patient!' I thought as I rampaged around the tattered room where I had last seen that odd "legend" girl.

"What a world what a world we live in! That chakra is something else I'm surprised I'm still alive….I can't wait to do it again." Doctor Sonoma chuckled running his hand through his long brown locks in a sensual way.

'Did he just say I can't wait to do it again? But I got to admit that hair thing was cute. Come on Gayo now is not the time to be thinking of how adorable…and cute, and smart, and lovely UGH snap out of it!' I couldn't help but blush at the thoughts running through my mind.

"Speaking of still being alive where is legend-san?" Doctor Sonoma asked poking at the bandage that the other nurses had placed on his cuts.

'Now that I think about it, those cuts where similar to legends cuts could it have been the same thin-'

"Gayo-san, Where is legend-san?" the Brown haired male asked wobbling from his space on the blood soaked hospital bed.

"S-she went to t-t-the bathroom YEAH she went to the bathroom."

I lied a panicked look on my face as I looked in the nearby closet.I turned toward doctor Sonoma who now had a un-certain look on his face.

'Im such a horrible liar doctor Sonoma will see right through me.'

I thought shifting my eyes around the room nervously as a feeling of dread sinked into my stomach.

"Well ok then I know you girls take your time in the bathroom so she may be away for some time right?"

The doctor asked blinking at me with his freakishly girlish hazel doe eyes.

"Yeah….I guess."

'Wait a minute did he say I was a girl! No legend-san is a girl I am women!'