Disclaimer: Okay~ Lets see I still don't own Naruto. . . . (damn) and what else. . . . Um, I think that's it for now ^^; I do own Kana, Ivan, Alex, and Amanda!

Chapter .3

Akatsuki PV

Itachi sighed in frustration, Kisame was currently sleeping against his shoulder, snoring. . . Loudly, he had already gotten a few nasty looks from some of the other passengers on the plane. Who the hell glares at children anyway. . . .

Deidara and Hidan were snickering from a few seats next to him and Kisame, they all found it hilarious that Kisame drooled. . God this was humiliating.

While Itachi was trying to keep his dignity in tact, Zetsu was having a few problems of his own. Being split into two was always hard, especially when you had no idea how to refer yourself to in third person.

"Okay. . . Stop talking-"

"When I'm talking."

. . . . They glared at each other. Zetsu felt like strangling himself, which he tried to do already, but Tobi would always call over that stupid woman. . . .

Speaking of Tobi, who was taking a nap in the seat in between the two Zetsu's. The woman thought Tobi was the cutest thing alive, due to his hyper activeness. And how he wore the stupid orange mask still.

"I said stop it, you idiot!"

"Make me you ass!"

"Ha! You just called yourself a ass!"

The darker half of Zetsu scowled. "Well you called yourself a idiot." The two stopped arguing and just glared at each other. Neither blinking.

Pein sighed in irritation from the seat behind them.

"Why did I pick these idiots. . ." Konan gave his back a light pat, smiling at her partner.

"It'll be okay, Pein-Sama, we'll figure out how to get home in no time." He sighed again, right now he couldn't handle her PMSing. . .

He looked back up at her again, "How long have we been on this plane?"

She tapped her chin lightly, "Uh. . . I think around two hours?" How much longer until we land? "

Konan shrugged before settling back into her seat.

"HIDAN SWEETIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"GOD DAMN IT WOMAN! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"

Pein didn't bother looking at what the Jashinest had done, instead Konan did, leaning into the isle she could see Hidan trying to reach over to Itachi, the Uchiha probably said something to piss him off. . . Again. And right now in his way was the lady, who was talking to a skinnier women who was trying to help calm Hidan down.

"Sit down you idiot!" Kakuzu hissed at his partner.

Hidan stopped struggling for a moment taking his time to glare at the penny pincher. "Oh whatever you say Kuzu." He mocked with innocence, batting his white lashes.

"Tch. ."

Oh boy, this was going to be a long flight, they could only hope the plane would crash somewhere.

Kana PV

I was pacing around in my room for about twenty minutes now, I took a five minute break earlier since I needed to use the bathroom. . . But that's besides the point!

I had children coming over here! I mean I watch over my neighbors nieces, cousins or daughters sometimes, and I barely lash out at them, but I swear I have a scarred lip! (Due to biting my lip, from trying to hold in the anger.) I have a short temper so I'm not meant to watch over kids!

I have no freaking clue what to do! Ivan didn't believe me! The jerk. . . He just thought I was messing with him. . . . . . The jerk. . . Damn already said that before. .

"Okay Kana! Deep breaths! This could all be one big joke. You were never the P-Word. You are a good saintly girl who believes in Jashin. . . ."

My bottom lip began tremble and I wailed loudly.

"I'm going to hell! WAAH!" I flung myself onto my bed rolling around.

"KANA!"

I stopped my fretting and wiped my eyes. I ran toward the stairs and jogged down, thankfully not falling in the process. "YEAH!"

"Get in the car!"

Yeah. . . . Commence the honeymoon stage. . .

"Sharon! Hurry up!" My dad yelled while he dragged moms large luggage case. I thin that was the second one now. . . .

So many girls in here, where do I begin?

I seen this one, I'm bout to go in

Then she said, I'm here with my friends-

I fished around in my pocket for the phone coming up with a gum wrapper, and- ah-ha!

"Hello?"

"Hey Kana!"

"Hey Ivan, what's up?"

"Oh you know the usual, back to school shopping and- Stop that Alex!" Alex was Ivan's little sister, I freaking loved the little kid, she was only seven years old but she was fun to hang out with, since I did convert her to Jashinism and Otakuism.

Ivan was really pissed about the Jashinism part thought. . . I wonder why?

"Ha! Sorry! Anyway, what are you up too?"

"Oh, I'm going to see my parents off at the airport, and then drive down to get a pizza or something."

"Pizza?"

I grinned. Sometimes Ivan would mooch off me, but thank Jashin he does, he's the reason I can't gain wait, since he eats pretty much most of my food. . . . The sneak.

I slammed the door shut when I was seated in the car, propping my feet up on the seat in front of me I continued my little talk with Ivan.

"Do you want to hang out with me and the pizza?"

"Yes, no, yes. . . Yes."

I laughed happily, at least I wouldn't be alone. . . . With my thoughts of children. . . .

"Sweet~ See you their be~otch!"

"Yeah whatever."

I snapped my phone shut, they still weren't here yet! My dad hated it when they went anywhere my mom took forever to get ready, I stretched forward to the wheel, honking the horn.

"Come on! The plane will probably be gone by the time we get their!"

Akatsuki PV

"Let go of me bitches!" Hidan yelled loudly at the group of stewardesses who were trying to pull him off Kakuzu who was trying to strangle the Jashinest from the ground. . . . .(A/N: Yes Kuzu is that awesome xDD He can try to strangle people from the floor.)

"Stop it!"

"Please get of the poor boy dear!"

"What the hell! How strong is this kid!"

"Bet you Hidan will win."

"Naw, Kakuzu can kick that Jashin's ass, just watch."

Zetsu watched as the two were fighting in the airport, lots of people were staring and the lady who had brought them here was trying to remove Hidan from Kakuzu, you could tell she was embarrassed.

At first sight the lady seemed to be nice and caring but a hour or two alone with the notorious Akatsuki, bamb, she showed them her true colors. . . .

"Psst~ Itachi!"

The Uchiha gave a glare to his partner. "What."

"I got candy!"

Itachi stared at the man. . . Boy, like he was an idiot, which he was.

"Candy?"

"Yes, candy! See!" He held his cupped hands to Itachi, which were in fact filled a few pieces of candy.

"And why are you showing me?"

Kisame pouted lightly. "Well~ The guy who gave me candy said he'd give us a cookie if I brought you with me!"

The Uchiha rubbed the bridge of his nose, which he made a habit of when he was irritated.

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"Pretty please Itachi!"

"No."

Kisame gave the Uchiha the best pout he could render.

"Please~ Tachi!"

Itachi glared at his partner before sighing, he crossed his arms and huffed. "Fine, lets go to this guy and get your damn cookie."

"Yay~" He yelled happily, grabbing the young Uchiha's arms and dragging him toward the cookie wielder.

As the two partners walked off, Kakuzu and Hidan were still fighting except they tried to do that with glares since they were getting scolded by the lady.

Konan and Pein were 'planning' for god knows what and Deidara and Sasori. . . .

"Oh. My. God!"

"You two are so cute!"

"Is this your sister?"

"I'm not a girl un!"

"Sure. . . ."

Deidara glared heatedly at his partner. "Say that again puppet boy!"

This time Sasori glared. "Oh~ Real original!"

The group of girls around the two Akatsuki member were quickly shooed away, by the women who had brought them over here, if Sasori could recall right her name should be Amanda. . . . . Or Mandy. . . .

She sat down next to Sasori with a thump, she sighed loudly. "Good lord, your two brothers are little devils!" Deidara snickered quietly, while Sasori just smiled in humor.

"Yeah, they're always like that."

The lady huffed. "Well, I'll be glad to get rid of those two. . . . . Speaking of that. . ." Her voice trailed off as she looked around. "Were are your two other brothers?"

Amanda looked around more frantically for Kisame and Itachi. Before she came to realize. . .

"Oh my god! I lost the children!"