Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (never will) Nor do I own Cast Away, I do own this Airport! (Only in my mind Y.Y)


Chapter .4

Akatsuki PV

"Zetsu-San! Tobi wants-"

"Shh!"

"Not now Tobi!"

The Zetsu's glowered at their other half, they still were unable to speak as separate people. So they would somehow end up finishing each others sentence.

"Okay, let's try—"

"This again. . ."

The whiter half of Zetsu cried out in exasperation. "For the love that is all green!"

"Shut up!"

"Zetsu-San~!"

Zetsu sighed, both turning to the orange masked boy. "What-"

"Now."

Tobi squirmed in delight. "Tobi wants a cookie!"

"A Cookie?"

Tobi nodded again. "Over there! A lady was selling them in a stand!" He pointed a gloved finger at a little store inside the airport. And as he said, there was a woman selling cookies.

"Can't you go—"

"Yourself Tobi?"

Tobi shook his head vigorously. "No! Lady-Chan said not to go anywhere alone!"

Zetsu's darker half sighed in agitation. "Whatever. Come on you two."

Zetsu's whiter half could do nothing but oblige to his darker halves command. Tobi grabbed both of the Zetsu's hand and skipped to the cookie lady. As they trailed after Tobi, the white side of Zetsu had the courtesy to call at Pein and Konan who were. . . . . Observing this new world?

"Leader! Konan-Chan!"

The two looked away from their observations giving the one outed Zetsu a glare. "What!" The two said in union. He snorted to himself. Sometimes they could be worse then himself.

"Me and Tobi-"

"I'm going to!" Called his darker half. The whiter side of Zetsu sighed. "-are going to get a. . . . Cookie, so if the lady freaks tell her we'll be back in a minute or two!"

Konan nodded and turned around, while Pein hollered back to them. "Get me a cookie too!"

Konan elbowed him roughly. "Ow! Oh! Sorry!" He said sheepishly as she glared up at him.

"Get Konan one to!"

"Okay leader-san! Tobi will get everyone a cookie!"

Pein sighed as the two . . .er three walked off. As he plopped back down into the hard plastic chair Konan continued to glare at him.

"What!" He cried out.

"You an asshole."

Eh heh heh. She must still be mad at not asking to get her one too. . . .

Kana PV

"Okay mom, do you have everything? My mom nodded smiling.

"You sure?" She nodded again.

"Okay, DAD, do you have everything?" He rolled his eyes at me. "Please Kana; what do you take us for?" I sighed again. I ran up to the big man and gave him a hug, mom joining in to.

"I'm going to miss you guys!" My mom giggled. "Oh we'll be back soon sweetie, don't worry!" I nodded, sniffling.

They grabbed their luggage and made their way to the boarding area, giving the lady their tickets, mom waved back at me and I returned the wave. "Bye mom!"

"Bye Kana! Be good!"

Soon they disappeared in the wave of people. I was now. . . . Alone. I stood there for a few minutes letting the feeling sink in. I feel like that guy on Cast Away. . . . Now I just need a basketball for a best friend.

My phone buzzed lowly in my pocket, fishing it out I flip the phone open. It was another text from Ivan.

So are your parents gone now?

Yeah. I feel so god damn lonely!

Lol. Now go get that pizza!

I sighed. Sometimes I felt like Ivan only used me for the Pizza. . . Which he did from time to time.

As you wish master~

xD

I flipped the phone shut, and started walking toward the entrance of the airport. I was gripping the truck keys like it was my life line. Cause if I lost it Dad would blow a gasket, and a blood vessel. . .

"Where's the candy! You promised us candy!"

"I knew I shouldn't have followed you. . ."

What the. . . . As I looked around for the source of screaming I saw a. . . . . Okay, the only way I could describe it as; was a blue fish stick. And the poor thing looked like it was about to burst into tears.

His friend beside him look absolutely bored. And embarrassed. Oddly enough the blue fish stick and kid wasn't what had me worry, it was the tall dark man who was talking to the kids. . .

Of course most people would look the other way, but not me, being the dumbass that I was, I slowly inched my way near Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy, and the kids. Just to make sure they were safe.

As I got closer I was able to hear the mans rusty voice.

"Don't worry, there'll be candy."

Okay, if I remember correctly, you don't talk to strangers who offer you candy, so this was a code yellow.

"R-really?" Sniffled the blue kid, who was drying off his previous tears.

His raven haired friend glared suspiciously at the stranger. "Then were is it?" I nodded in approval. The kid was smart.

"In the back of my van, all you got to do is come with me." The creeper said with a smile.

Code fucking red!

The raven sighed, grabbing his friend's hand he said. "Fine, whatever." That was when I snapped. I stepped from my 'hiding' spot and screamed at the top of my lungs.

"HELL TO THE GOD DAMN NO! PEDO ALERT! THIS MAN IS A PEDOPHILE!"

The security guards near the security entrance immediately ran over here. They whipped out their stun guns and yelled and the god damn perv. "Hands up dirt bag!" I heard one of his other security guard friend's snicker. The man who yelled first, snickered too.

"I always wanted to say that."

I glared at the man. "What the hell! Do your job you cop wannabe!" Their snickers stopped, and they went to arrest the pedophile. Who was glaring daggers at me. I glared back, but deep down I was like pissing my pants.

The two children were still standing there, looking around in shock. Poor things, they probably have no idea what was happening.

I kneeled in front of them, smiling. "Are you kids okay?" The blue kids bottom lip began to tremble.

Oh shit. . . Please don't tell me—

"WAAAAAAH!" He wailed loudly. I flinched. Crying children were not my thing. His raven haired friend sighed, and began tugging his friend away.

"Don't worry miss, he'll be fine."

"Are you sure?" I said uncertainly.

"Yeah." As they walked away, a loud voice screeched across the airport area. Echoing off the walls.

"ITACHI! KISAME! Were are you! Please tell me your okay!"

Well. That must be their mom.

I sighed in relief. At least they'll find her soon. But seriously, what kind of irresponsible parent leaves their child wandering in an airport.

My phone buzzed again in my pocket. I quickly flipped it open, knowing it would be Ivan.

Dude! What's taking you so long!

I snorted. Texting him back.

Okay, you will not believe what just happened to me!

Akatsuki PV

Hidan stared in bewilderment as Amanda fussed over a tearful Kisame, and a clearly agitated Itachi.

"What. The. Fuck." Kakuzu stared in amazement with Hidan. The two tots, sitting in the airport waiting seats.

"For once. I agree with you."

While the two nins watched the commotion around Kisame and Itachi. Pein and Konan had their own problems. . . .

"Look I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like you were inferior!"

Konan glared at her partner. "Really! Well hell it didn't sound like it!"

Deidara watched the two bicker excitedly. It was the only source of entertainment he could find within the confines of the airport. And it was slightly better than the drama on the TV. And he didn't understand the language they spoke. (lol Spanish xD)

Sasori groaned loudly as he sat awkwardly in the plastic chair. "How can you watch them argue! It's like a non stop marathon!"

"Shut up Dana! It's getting to the good part!"

Sasori looked expectantly at his leader, and co-leader. "What good part!"

When Zetsu and Tobi finally returned they were baffled by the commotion. Well. . . Zetsu was. Tobi, not so much.

"What the-"

"-hell happened!"

Deidara blinked in slight shock. When had they gotten back?

"Uh. . . Kisame and Itachi almost got raped . . . and. . . Konan-Chan is still pissed at leader."

"Is that it?"

"Um. ." He tapped is chin in thought. "Did I miss anything Dana?"

He shook his head muffling a no as he chewed his cookie. Courtesy of Tobi.

Deidara looked back at the Zetsu's, nodding. "Yep, that's it."

Deidara snatched the cookie Tobi held out to him. "Buzz off Tobi!" The orange masked boy skipped happily over to Leader, and Konan, handing them their respective cookies.

"Look Konan, I'm sorry!"

She glared at him, not bothering to answer. She bit roughly into her own cookie.

Pein sighed in exasperation. "What do you want from me!"

"Respect."

Pein smacked his forehead. "Look. Since this started with the cookie, do you want it?"

Konan stared blankly at her partner for a few moments before snatching the sugary treat.

"Damn right your giving me the cookie."