A/N: Well, well! Madame Ramen of the 8018th District is hoooome~! I put up with a lot of investigation to find the cosplay for this chapter. Honestly, I had nada…what a pity, but I figured this is fore the best. And there will be a surprise visitor somewhere in this chapter. The whole concept of this cosplay thing affects the school as a whole. Enough rambling, time for the story.

The Job of a Mafia Host (is a MAJOR drag!)

The twins dragged him to the changing rooms in one of the corners of the Third Music Room and clothes were tossed over to him.

"Change into this now…" started Hikaru.

"You came on the best day, but hurry up so wee can do your hair." finished Kaoru as the twins proceed to the stall next to him. 'M-my hair?' Tsuna thought as he locked the door behind him.

Tsuna slipped of his jacket, undid his tie, and unbuttoned his shirt. He picked up the heap of yellow fabric that was tossed at him and fumbled to find the head hole. Once he did, he looked over the outfit with shock.

"EHHHH? W-wait, Hikaoru Karu…isn't this..?"

"Just be quiet and put it on!"

"And it's Hi-Ka-Ru and Kao-ru, got it?"

And Tsuna could no longer question the twins. They went from possible good friends to the devil's minions. But what did Tsuna understand about cosplay? I mean, sure Haru did it all the time back and Namimori, and Reborn is the king of disguises, but what does he personally know about cosplay? Absolutely nothing. But these twins have beyond more experience than little dame-Tsuna in the world of cosplay, so maybe they never have to deal with other people complaining about putting them on. The whole group does it willingly anyhow. Tsuna sighed as he undid his uniform slacks and slid them off before tugging the yellow, fluffy cosplay over his mane of brown tresses. He looked in the mirror in the stall with him and blushed awkwardly. He patted down the yellow material and picked up his uniform before exiting the stall.

"Okay, Tuna…hurry, it's almost time!"

Hikaru, in the same fluffy yellow cosplay, dragged him to a chair where Kaoru, donning the same cosplay, was waiting, holding a brush and blow dryer. Tsuna sat in the chair and Kaoru went to immediate work on his hair, brushing and combing, teasing and curling. Tsuna watched as Hikaru proceeded to put low heels on his feet, before doing the same to his own. His was constantly jerked back at the slight combing, but the collar on his cosplay didn't allow his neck to feel the plentiful extensions being added on to his hair. Kaoru finished with a sigh and Hikaru dragged him out.

"Go see milord…he's tell you what to do now." Hikaru ran back into the dressing room to, what was Tsuna's best assumption, do his hair too.

"Tsunayoshi, come here!" Tamaki pranced to him in the SAME cosplay as the twins and himself. "This is your first host day, you make me so proud to be a daddy! You and my daughter look adorable!" 'Daddy?' Tsuna thought as a hand placed itself on his shoulder.

"Don't mind Tamaki-senpai…he's a complete idiot, but we are his closest family." Haruhi smiled at him warmly.

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'Did my heart just pound or something?' Although Haruhi was in the same cosplay as apparently everyone else, something about the way he looked in it blew him away. His now long hair cascaded around his face made Haruhi look adorable…until he once again realized that Haruhi is a boy.

"HIIIEEE~!" Tsuna flinched at the realization, but was caught by Mori at the last second, who was also toting a Mitsukuni on his back. He managed to get himself back on his feet as he turned around to bow at them thankfully.

"No need to bow Tsuna-chan! We don't like to see people hurt. Now finish talking to Tama-chan, 'kay?" The invincible cuteness of Mitsukuni Hanininozuka left the loser-Tsuna at lost of words, but he nodded at them before they went on their way.

"As much as I love the kindness amongst club members," Tamaki flawlessly entered, or butted in rather. "we have a minute until showtime, so places everyone!"

The king clapped his hands and everyone moved into position before the large entrance of the Third Music Room. Tamaki positioned Tsuna to the left of him, Haruhi on the opposite side. Kyoya and the Hunny-toting Mori stood behind the Tenth, the twins stood behind Haruhi. There was a knock on the door and Kyoya leaned over to Tsuna.

"This wasn't explained to you in the beginning, but when the door opens three-fourths of the way, you say, 'Welcome to the Ouran Host Club!' while keeping a relatively natural smile on your face. Okay?" The juudaime nodded half-heartedly. He had no idea how smile naturally.

"Come in, fair damsels." Tamaki said in his most suave tone. The door began to open in some odd, cheesy, slow-motion fashion.

"WELCOME TO THE OURAN HOST CLUB~!" they all said, Tsuna only catching on at the word 'the'.

All of the ladies waltzed in wearing…the MALE Ouran Academy uniform.

"Oops," Tamaki played. "I think we meant the Ouran HOSTESS Club! Ohoho, do we not look pretty in the FEMALE Ouran uniforms, because all of you ladies still look exceptionally beautiful! If we can model off in such a play of gender switch, let's the club activities BEGIN!" All of the club members dispersed except for Kyoya and Tsuna.

"Allow me to show you the dynamics of this club." For some odd reason, Tsuna felt some bad chakra from this Kyoya.

~At Tamaki's Station~

"As you should tell, Tamaki is the pheromone king of the club." Kyoya stated. "Watch closely."

"Tamaki, what are you're dreams for the future?" A cute girl asked.

"My dream for the future is to stay by your side, so that I may admire the beauty of your eternally marvelous soul and being."

"Oh Tamaki, what is your ideal paradise?"

"I can travel anywhere in the world, but it'll always be the ideal paradise as long as I get to spend the entire time with you my dear." With that, an eruption of kya's and awww's filled this section. Tsuna mentally took notes of his suave skill and technique.

"Don't be fooled by his words Tsunayoshi, he's a major idiot behind his gentlemanly-like demeanor." Kyoya merely walked on to the next station, Tsuna following.

~At the Hitachiin Station~

"Okay, so one time, Kaoru and I went to go swimming in the pool at our house in Karuiazawa, and he wanted to jump from the big diving board, right?" Hikaru rambled on.

"W-wait Hikaru! Not that story, please!" Kaoru somewhat begged.

"He had me waiting in the water wanting me to catch him, and he looked so terrified but he jumped anyways. By the time he hit the water, he-"

"HIKARU!" Kaoru posed in an almost rapable, uke-licious way, biting his lip shyly. The girls at their table inched clo9ser to each other waiting for the next move. "I thought I told you not to spread that story to anyone!" Just then Hikaru took his twin into his embrace in a very sexy, seme-licicious manner.

"I'm sorry Kaoru, you looked so adorable…and you always look so hot when we play in the water."

"Hi-hikaru…" A slight blush tainted Kaoru's cheeks, and another explosive. fan girl frenzy of squeals and whatnot took the obviously-mortified Tenth by surprise.

"Are-aren't they twins?" Tsuna questioned.

"Yes, but forbidden twincestual love makes a good profit." The invisible Kyoya from another land has left the Juudaime at a loss of words. Moving on…

~At Hunny and Mori's Station~

"Personally, I think Hunny and Mori have the most kid-friendly, tolerable act." Kyoya stated.

"Hey Kyo-chan! Tsuna-chan! Care to share any cake with me, Takashi, and the pretty girls?" Hunny asked, depicting the textbook definition of shota. Mori held up an expensive teapot asking 'Would you like some tea to go with it?' silently and stoically with his eyes.

"N-no thanks Mitsukuni-senpai, Morinozuka-senpai." Tsuna hesitantly answered. Deep down, he was starving, just not for sweets.

"Just call us Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai, okay Tsuna-chan? Oh, Kyo-chan! How about you?"

"No thank you, Hunny-senpai." He smiled genuinely as they walked on their way.

~At Haruhi's Station~

"So Haruhi, how are things at home?" A girl asked kindly.

"Things have been just fine. My dad still works late, but that gives me more time to work on some of my mom's recipes. Thank you for asking." Haruhi smiled so warmly and Tsuna felt his heart beat in his chest again. Haruhi, to him, looks like he belongs in a dress more than the regular guys uniform.

"Tsunayoshi, is everything okay?" Kyoya questioned. "If you're wondering about Haruhi, she's a scholarship student of poor lineage." Tsuna looked back down at Haruhi in admiration. 'You and I both, Haruhi-kun. Using the money of those higher up than us…' Kyoya began to walk away from them, Tsuna hesitantly right behind him.

~At Tsuna's Station~

"Here is you're personal station, Tsunayoshi." The table was decorated with beautiful sheets and doilies and things of that nature. There was arrangement of all kinds of cookies on fine china. It was all overwhelming sight for the Tenth. "And here's you're trial run, to assess what kind of host you are. Have fun." Kyoya walked off and a young lady sat at Tsuna's station. He had long eyelashes and piercing green eyes. In one hand she had a fan and in the other was a little baby- sized doll. Her long dark-pink hair cascaded down his right shoulder. She was a beautiful sight so far although she looked a bit more naturally fitted for the male uniform than the other girls. Tsuna extended his arm across the table.

"Hello, uhhh, milady…ehehe~" He smiled childishly, but he couldn't take his own self seriously in a dress and girly hair extensions. By surprise, the doll in the girl's hand held up a green gun to him.

"Ciaossu, MaDAME-Tsuna." The familiar, cocky, baby voice spoke at him.

"Reborn? Excuse me miss! I think you picked up the wrong doll, this is a real-" Tsuna was cut off.

" This was no mistake," The girl spoke with a…Bianchi-like voice. "Vongola Tenth." She moved the fan away from her face, and Tsuna damn well near had a heart attack.

"G-GOKUDERA-KUN~!"

A/N: Ohonhon~, look at the catastrophe…*Haru voice* Ahh, what will happen now with that Italian terro- /shot. Umm, ehehe, see you again desu~ Ciao ciao!