So sorry I haven't updated in a while so I've decided to use this little modified filler I created a few months ago that I should have put up sooner.

Some Rodney bashing, sorry.

Enjoy!

"God damn it Mckay!" John Sheppard cursed under his breath as he pulled off a note off a box from under the covers of his bed. If he had turned the lights on before jumping into bed he might have avoided the the stabbing pain in his side. He managed to get the lights on during this time of great pain to discover a shoebox sized... box hidden under the covers, to then discover a note attached to it:

'Well done Carson you have found another box! Your reward another clue!'

"Water"

'Good luck. NOT!'

John knew the handwritting was Rodney's, and now he knew that the box belonged to Dr. Beckett. John could not help but think he was now a casualty of war, he looked at the note again. What a stupid clue, it's not even a clue! It's just a word! John thought. He then heard his door slide open.

He looked to see Dr. Carson Beckett walking through the doorway. The doctor was sweating, breathing heavily, and looked like he was already holding three boxes of the same size of the one John was holding in his possession.

"Hey doc! Loose something?" John was holding the box up for him to see.

"Thank you lad," Carson breathed. "That Frog, Rodney, posed as one of my staff and signed for my medical equipment and somehow managed to hide all of the boxes around the city."

"Probably had help," John said, giving Carson the box.

"Maybe," continued Carson. "That was 3 days ago."

"Really?" asked John.

"Leaves clues, most're stupid if you ask me," said Carson.

"Well you got another stupid clue," John hands over the note.

Carson reads the note and exclaims, "This is the most rediculous clue ever!"

"Yep."

"The clue is water. We. Are. SUROUNDED! By. WATER!" Carson puts his hand to his forehead.

"That's alot of water to search, I'd help you out doc but I have to go to the infirmary to get my side checked out," John lifted his shirt. John really didn't know what his side looked like at the moment he just judged on the pain he was still in that his skin might not be the same color anymore and he was right. The skin from his ribs to halfway down his stomach was turning an awful shade of greenish-purple. Carson would have checked it over himself, but he didn't have time and there were plenty of capable people in the infirmary.

"I understand, just don't go harassing my female staff!" Carson stressed.

"Don't worry, not today at least. Hmm...hey doc?"

"Yes, Colonel?" answered Carson.

"What are you going to do to Rodney?" John asked.

"That is between me and my staff. Though I suppose I could let you in on a little bit: I sent for an off-world package that should arrive tomorrow thru the gate. Could you make sure that it arrives in my office safely, without Rodney knowing?"

"Sure doc. Anything to annoy Mckay."

End chapter 5

Thank you for hanging in there. This turned out to be more important to the story than it is a filler.

It seems John has joined Carson's side for now. What is this package Carson has ordered? Find out next chapter.

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Thank you! This story is still supposed to be on hold, so please don't expect regular updates.