I bet a million Coins that no one could be able to tell me who is capable of saving a world or taking it, win countless times in battle or even loose but know better than to give up, travel in space, and the list could very well go on for a long time. I bet you couldn't tell me. Not you brother, your sister, your second cousin, Oprah…not even the creators themselves.
I bet a billion Rupees that no one could tell me how it feels to be the hero or the villain. Could anyone tell me how it feels to be able to endure the worst of times and keep a positive attitude? Or how it feels to be on the brink of insanity but be able to keep a straight face, and hide it perfectly behind power or just a simple mask (now, I could mean that literally or not)? Could you tell me who can hold back from killing every time they fight? Could you tell me who knows right from wrong and stands strong?
You know what I mean by strong, right? Probably not. Stronger than strong, really.
Like these people. They're strong enough to take a hit and not cry (most of them, anyway). And they're stronger than a Falcon Punch (or kick), a hammer or three, maybe four, ten swords, more than a few fire balls, just plain fire, PK anything, a Warlock Punch, a few guns (whether they actually hurt you or just raise your damage level, it's all the same), the aura, a thunderbolt, a laser or two, a chair or slap to the face, a few explosives- you get the idea.
They can dodge a baseball bat being swung at them and out run someone who just ate that extremely hot curry. And they all know who's under that box, although they don't always know it's there.
This isn't just me. This is us. And we're more than just Hyrule, Mushroom Kingdom, Corneria, Dream Land, et cetera.
And we're made of catching 'em all, who's superior and inferior, Ganon's apparent soft spot for children, LANDMASTERRRR!1!, Kirby's never ending hunger, Mr. Game & Watch's amazing singing voice, Captain Falcon's luscious hair, GUYLINER!, now that just can't be Dedede, SERIOUSLY, LANDMASTER., Mr. Walrus, and so on.
We're royalty. We're heroes. We're fast. We're bad. We're walking dictionaries. We're…not you. We're meant for this. We were created for this. We made this happen.
We're tears. We're pain. We're blood. We're work. We're more than words. We're magic. We're skill. We're honour. We're "weakness is strength". We may be vulnerable, but we survive. We are survivors, after all.
We're something you wouldn't understand.
We're Smashers.
You still wouldn't be able to comprehend us individually, would you? Even if you went through a day in each of our lives? Why don't we give it a shot anyway.
- Master.
Hey, this was an idea I had awhile ago. Just taking a day through the life of every character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl...Well, how I see it, haha.
I don't know if I should continue this, though. Some good reviews might make me do so~