This second story is dialogue between Max and Angel set shortly after the fifth book. Any sentences in italics is either the Voice speaking or stage directions.
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"I'm glad you and Fang are together now."
"Thanks, sweetie."
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"I told you it would all work out in the end, didn't I?"
"I know."
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"You know when you guys get married-"
"Whoa there. Who said we were getting married?"
"Iggy did."
[Silence]
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?
"You're not really going to kill Iggy for saying that, are you?"
"No, Angel."
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"You're a terrible liar, you know."
[Five minutes later]
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"You know when you guys do get m-"
"Angel, we're not going to get married anytime soon."
"Okay, but when - if - you do, can I be a bridesmaid?"
"If I say yes, will you leave me alone for a while?"
"Of course."
"Okay, then."
[Ten minutes later]
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"I've been thinking…"
"And?"
"Say you and Fang had a baby-"
"Which we're not going to do."
"Yeah, yeah. But say you did. I'd be like its auntie, wouldn't I?"
"I guess so."
"Well surely that means I should have a say it what it gets named."
"That depends."
"On what?"
"On whether we'd get a say in it as well. Or whether you'd just use your powers to brainwash us into naming it on whatever you wanted."
"And if I didn't?"
"Then the answer would still be no."
"Max?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"Say you were pregnant. How would you know? I mean, we're different -"
"Really? I hadn't noticed."
"You could be pregnant right now and not even it."
Holy cow! You're PREGNANT?!
"For the last time, NO ONE is pregnant and NO ONE is getting married!"
[Startled by Max's shouting, Fang materialises before them.]
"Fang?!"
[Sheepishly, Fang chuckles nervously and then leaves quickly.]
[Five minutes later]
"Max?"
"WHAT?!
"Total is."
"Total's what?"
"Getting married."
