How We're Who We Are pt 2

It's been a while since I last updated, I know. I just had writer's block. Give me a break.

Sessho-Maru: Or I'll give you a break.

Me: Down, boy, down! lol

"…And so they decided that my grandmother would marry Kagome's grandfather," concluded Willow.

Willow was slightly happy. Everyone had listened politely. However, Sessho-Maru kept staring her and at Buffy. It was starting to creep her out.

Before she could open her mouth and say something about it, she heard a voice to her left say, "So, Buffy, you're an intelligible (understandable) girl, right?"

'Poor, poor Miroku,' Willow thought as she shook her head.

"Yeah," Buffy answered, raising her brow.

"Well, than I need to ask," continued the perverted monk. "Will you…bear my children?" To this he added a small rub on the slayer's behind.

Two seconds of shocked and amused silenced followed before Miroku received a large beating on his noggin. By the time Buffy was done, Miroku was lying on the floor, twitching, with a black eye, a busted lip, two cuts on his head, and a huge, swelling bump on his forhead. Enomously loud laughter followed his beating. Sessho-Maru smirked.

'Knew it,'

Xander and Willow rolled their eyes. "I should've warned you guys," Xander said jokingly. "Buffy's a lot stronger than she looks. She's even stronger than the strongest man alive, or so says the Sunnydale Times,"

When everyone turned to Buffy to confirm this, she shrugged her shoulders and said, "I been working out."

Suddenly, the sound of Ashlee Simpson's 'Lala' broke everyone's thoughts.

"Hey, anyone want to dance?" Willow asked, cheering up again.

InuYasha, Sango, Kagome, Shippo, Rin, Jaken, Willow and Xander got on the dance floor and started having a good time. Miroku was still writhing on the floor. That left Sessho-Maru and Buffy alone at the table.

"So…Sessho-Maru, was it? What's up?" Buffy asked, hoping to start a conversation.

"I'm well," Sessho-maru countered. "However, there is something I wish to asked you."

"Shoot."

"You…are a slayer, aren't you?"

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Cliffhanger! What now, SUCCA! LOL r&r