Part 1- Down The Rabbit Hole to Troll,Troll,Troll!

Ok the kness reference to Emma comes from some awful pics of her knees from the Nylon Young Hollywood party on the red carpet...

Google always appears on gleeforum and is a suspected troll...for the purpose of this fic it is Kevin's troll username.

Anni2k12 is my sister's username on the gleeforum. Everyone else had a shoutout in the intro...

1 Hour later on the ranch at the kitchen table...

Mark: Dude! Just go to the site already! We've been here a whole frickin' hour!

Chord: But what if-

Mark:You're laptop is not gonna get a virus just from a visiting a forum!

Chord: But-
Mark:CHORD!

Chord:Maybe we should ask someone else...someone who knows about this sort of thing...What do they call them? Ogres or something.

Mark:(cuffs his ear)

Chord:Owwww!

Mark:Trolls, you idiot. (Rolls eyes)

Chord:Yeah, those. And I know just the person!

Mark:Who?

Chord:Lea!

Mark: She's a Twitter troll, fool! We need someone with mad trolling skillz, we need...Kevin

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Chord:Kevin?

Mark:Dude he lurks on all these types of thing (pulls out mobile and dials placing the call on speaker phone)

Kevin: Hello?

Mark:Yo dude! Wassup!

Kevin:Hey man! How's it hanging?

Mark:Cool. Yo Kev, my boy Chord here has a problem-

Kevin:Hahaha You mean the truth bomb ninja tweets? That's some mad shit...hahahaha...'waste fool'

Mark Bwahahahaha...'so you're dating a skanky chicken' hahahahahaha..

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Chord: Laugh you morons! My life is hanging in the balance here and what do you idiots do?

Kevin:Hahahahahaha *snort* Chicken! Chicken! (resounding crash echoes down the line)

Chord:Dude?

Kevin:Sorry, laughed so hard I fell off the damned chair. That shit's too funny!

Chord:Whatever! So that Lee guy sent a link to this site...

Kevin:The glee forum, I saw that.

Mark:Yeah well Pussy Chord here is scared to go there...

Kevin: Just go there already,fool! Its a blast!

Chord:Wait you've been there?

Kevin:All the time dude! I even have a username!

Mark:Seriously dude?

Kevin:Yeah, its Google...hahaha I never post, just lurk so everybody thinks I'm a troll hahaha

Chord:So...its safe?

Kevin:Huh? No I never said that, particularly that thread...

Chord:What's wrong with it?

Kevin: Just...ummm...go into it with an open mind..

Chord:Rileystreet...what kind of a name is that?

Kevin:Duh..its yours and Amber's surnames combined...

Chord:Whaaaat?

Kevin:It gets reckless in there so put a jimmy on hahahaha...cos boom pregnant!

Mark:Oh-kay, I mean how reckless can it get in there?

Kevin (cue evil laugh) You have no idea...If you see a girl named Ducky, say hi from me will ya?

Chord: Who the hell is that?

Kevin: She ships McRiley..(sigh) I love her...

Chord:What's that? Some sort of new McDonald's burger?

Mark:No, you fool, (thwack round the ear again)

Chord:Owww!

Mark: Its Kevin and Amber...you know like together...

Chord:Fuck that shit!

Kevin:Ooooooh, someone's jealous..

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Chord:I mean you're too young for her, that's all.

Kevin:So are you though.

Chord(irritated)Am not

Kevin:Are too

Chord:Am not!

Kevin:Are too!

Mark:Enough! Fools be gone! Y'all know the only guy for her is standing right here...Yeah that's right bitches I'm Mark Salling...sexasaurus and what I'd do to that booty-owww!

Chord (elbows Mark in the ribs hard) Shut up! You know you're never getting near that!

Kevin:True dat!

Mark:Would too if y'all didn't cockblock me

Chord:(side-eyeing Mark) you would have to have a cock to block!

Mark:Someone's tetchy...is Chordy-poo upset cos we're trying to steal his girlie?

Chord:Shuddup! I'm with Emma remember?

Mark:As if I could forget...(mutters)lord above those knees...ain't even human...chickenfied beeotch.

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Kevin:Umm about Emma..

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Chord:What about that stup- I mean what about her?

Kevin: Just be aware...they don't like chicken in that thread...and look out for Shoetingstar, Vangiefan,Mocha and love4cedes...they be dropping some deep truth bombs that would make your pretty blonde hair drop out...As for Lady B and Anni2k12...I'll let you find out yourself...British and brutal!

Mark:Right, we going in?

Chord: Let's do this! We be like super ninja spies yo!

Kevin:Super ninja fools more like it!

Mark :Yeah ! Get it! Get It!(High Fives Chord)

Chord:(typing) ./topic/30828-rileystreet/...Oh look...its me...and there's Amber..awww she looks so cute..and there's me again...and OH MY GOD!