Ok in this part Kevin has in complete lack of wisdom introduced Chord to the delights of . He has read The CEO's Assistant by Briellableu and Temptation With a Southern Accent by sadhappygirl and is now turning into a fanfic whore...He is eagerly waiting for Shoetingstar to post If you Were Here...The pic that they are looking at of Emma, is from Mother's Day weekend where she is walking down the street in her socks.
Reference to Meta World Peace (no idea who this dude really is) is ytaken from his tweet about Amber being pretty and wanting to see if she was a ten (or something like that) Waste fool man! Chord tweeted some shade about this idiot some time later.
Chord's room, on a ranch somewhere in Texas, the following evening... Kevin is back on speakerphone
Mark: Kevin! What the hell have you done to him?
Kevin:What?
Mark: What fool website did you send him to last night? Dude didnt go to bed until 4 in the morning!
Kevin: I had to do something man! Don't hate on me...if he had rung Amber one more time and left another fool message she'd have hopped on the next plane down and done killed him...He's left 35 messages dude! 35! She has flames shooting outta her ears, man!
Mark: I know...I had to wrestle the phone off him and then he cried like a baby...
Kevin: Besides it wasn't like I unleashed him on Tumblr;that shit's the mad notes...I only sent him to the holy grail of fanfiction...
Mark:Fanfiction? What's that?
Kevin:You know, where the fans write stories about the characters...and sometimes the actors..
Mark:WHAT? Are there any Puck stories?Are they...sexy stories?Please say they're sexay Puckcedes stories!
Kevin:Focus fool! What's happened to Chord?Amber'll kill me if something's happened to him!
Mark: I dunno! I mean we had to drag him golfing this morning and even then he had his iPad with him everywhere he went...he nearly crashed the damn sedgeway into a tree...said he was reading Chord vs the Glee Dudes or something like it!
Kevin:Ahhh CVTGB...gotta love that one...
Mark: Then he read Some Dude's Assistant, hell if I know..and then it was something about a year..or a month...no it was called Six Months.
Kevin: And now?
Mark:Dude! Chord! What're you reading?
Chord...
Mark:Hey!
Chord:...
Mark (smacks Chord between the eyes with the heel of his hand)
Chord:Owwww!
Mark:What are you reading?
Chord: (saying dreamily whilst grinning like as fool) I made her panties fall off...
Mark: What the fuck? Who's panties?
Chord: Cedes'...Amber's...who cares...I did it...
Kevin:Ohhhh he's reading Temptation With a Southern Accent.
Chord:I made her panties fall off...
Kevin:Hell, he's got fanfiction overdose...this ain't gonna be pretty...
Chord:Mmmmm (bites lips) Ms Pretty..
Mark: Fuck me! Dude you need to see this ish...(turns Chord's head towards the laptop screen)
Chord:I made her-(screams) aaaaaaargggh! What the hell is that!
Mark:That's one done gone mad rabid chicken on the loose!
Chord: No shoes! No shoess! Nooooo shooooeeeeees!
Kevin: Dear God the inhumanity of it!
Mark:Shit, dude, if she walks down the street with no shoes, who knows what else she don't wash!
Kevin: (retching) I think I just sicked up in my mouth!
Mark:That's it I'm tweeting that guy back..you need the coupon for specsavers and Dr Scholls and Imma ask him if he knows a good butcher that can come wring that scrawny neck while I'm at it!
Kevin:Naw let Amber do it...she never liked that scraggy-assed screeching pea-hen anyway...
Chord: I feel like I should be upset at you guys...but strangely I'm not...I made her panties fall off...
Mark: Man, she skanky...what the hell were you thinking?
Kevin: You know I always thought she walked weirdly...
Chord:Yeah she does. She walks pigeon-toed cos she's forced those chicken claws into shoes that are too small...Mmmmm Amber has small feet...Oh shit! Did I say that aloud?
Mark:Heard it loud and clear! Time to bbq that dried out chicka ho, man.
Kevin:Word!
Chord:But-
Kevin:Thank God you didn't take her with you!
Mark:Shit, your mom! Fuck knows what she'd have said!
Kevin: Hahahaha probably what Vangiefan said : Dayuummm! His Mom would've side-eyed Chord and said "This musty bitch here!"
Chord: (Horrified) Fuck no! My mom would freak...probably stick her in the washer before she let her anywhere in the house! Ain't no way, noooo waaaay I'm bringing her home! Dad'll shoot her by mistake thinking she's some sort of wild fowl..
Mark:Dude that shit has got to go!
Kevin:Look, man you don't get your shit together, Meta World Peace may come a-callin' for Miss Riley...just sayin'...
Chord: That fool! Fucker thought he was slick and ain't shit tweeting about her like that...yeah, yeah check it, I waited for my time to come and when it did...BOOM I cast dat shade!
Mark:I knew it! Dude you're too obvious!
Chord:Am not!
Mark: Are too
Chord: Am not!
Kevin: *sob* I just miss Ducky...Ducky I looooooovvvve you! Where are you?Riiiiiiiga! I love you too...please bring back my Ducky!
Chord:Who the hell is Riga?
Kevin:She's the one who wants to climb you like a tree...
Chord (Blushing) Lord help me!
Mark: Its your fault for wearing tight trousers dude! All the chicks want up on yo peen!
Chord: I wonder if Amber would want to...ummm...maybe I should call her...again.
Mark:NO!
Kevin:NO!
Mark:You have a death wish?
Kevin:Dump the schnitzel, then talk to Amber.
Chord:...
Mark:Hey dude! D'ya know that Shoetingstar is writing...wait for it...a RileyStreet fanfiction!
Chord: (screams like a fangirl) Ohmigod! Where? When? Can I read it like now?RileyStreet! Rileystreet!
RILEYSTREET! I MADE HER PANTIES FALL OFF!(faints)
Mark:Shit, dude, he's done fainted!
Kevin:Another victim of the Merslaydes Mafia, slayed by their receipts of pure Amber sexiness...