Sequel is up! I'll be working on consolidating the other stories later! But for now I have the Percy talking to a god each chapter! First up is Dionysus!
Percy smirked at the looks on their faces, he and Dionysus got along just fine as long as they spent long periods of time away from each other. It was true that Percy hadn't seen the Wine god in nearly a year, having skipped out on the Winter Solstice parties this year.
Besides Poseidon wouldn't be too happy if his favorite son was turned to ash or into a dolphin. Well, maybe a dolphin. No, never mind, he'd be angry.