"One of Isabelle's dresses?"
Simon nodded. "Yes, one of Isabelle's dresses."
Figuring it couldn't get any worse for him, Alec decided to taunt his brother. "Are you going to wimp out Jace?"
Jace glared at him. If he had a seraph blade right now, Alec would be running for his life. Has fast as he could run in high heels anyways.
"No, I'm not going to wimp out. Unlike somebody on their first dare." He gave Alec a pointed stare.
"Hey, if you were dared to strip in front of everyone else you would too!"
Jace laughed. "And deny everyone this?" he waved his hands towards his body. Clary giggled at this.
Isabelle rolled her eyes. "Whatever."
Magnus laughed. "You wish you compared to Alec. He's so much hotter than you. And he doesn't act arrogant and isn't rude. Like you." Alec shifted uncomfortably, his face turning a bit red as Magnus complimented him.
Jace ignored this. He stood up and headed towards the library door. "Come on Isabelle!"
Isabelle got up and followed. She returned a minute later, stumbling in her laughter.
"So, what will Jace be wearing?" Simon asked, helping Isabelle sit down on the couch.
"A very short, tight red cequinced dress."
"This is going to be interesting." Alec muttered to himself.
Magnus chuckled and pulled Alec closer against himself. One hand moved down to play with the bottom of his skirt(never thought I would say that)and Alec blushed.
Jace entered the room. He was indeed wearing a short sequinced dress. (Here is the very long link to a picture of Isabelle's dress that Jace is wearing. imgres?q=red+sequin+dress&num=10&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=9kMyeYhAekA3OM:&imgrefurl= bookmark/red-black-two-tone-sequin-dress-clothing-desireclothingcouk-726989&docid=q1vvnjjAxZ24mM&imgurl= &w=600&h=686&ei=Y0ItUK6EEcqmiQL7oYDwDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=107&vpy=50&dur=772&hovh=240&hovw=210&tx=100&ty=132&sig=107038990022052163573&page=1&tbnh=158&tbnw=138&start=0&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:115&biw=1007&bih=545)
Simon and Magnus burst into laughter. Clary looked a bit freaked out, while Alec seemed a bit sick.
Isabelle clapped her hands. "You look wonderful!" she said in a mocking tone.
Magnus, with tears of pure laughter streaming down his face, nodded. "There is no way you pull off that dress!"
Jace put his hands on his hips. "You guys didn't laugh at Alec and he's wearing a maids outfit!"
"One, Alec is my boyfriend. I would never laugh at him, just laugh with him. Two, Alec happens to look very cute and sexy like this. Unlike you. You remind me of a…what is it you remind me of?" the warlock frowned as he thought.
"You look ridiculous!" Simon grabbed the camera that had been filming him and pointed it at Jace. "This will count as your photoshoot."
"Strike a pose!" Isabelle yelled.
Jace did.
Everyone was laughing when five minutes later Jace left to change out of the dress. He returned and sat back down in his spot. Simon set the camera back down on the table, facing himself and Isabelle.
"Ok, who oh who should I ask?" Jace pretended to think about it. He already knew he was going to ask. He was going to get revenge for Alec taunting him again. "Alec, truth or dare."
"Why do you always ask Alec?" Simon asked him.
"Because I like getting revenge."
"For what? I never did anything!"
"Yes you did! It's still your fault I had to make out with Simon –" both boys shivered at the memory "- and your fault I had to dress like a girl! And your dating him!" he pointed at Magnus.
"And why is that a bad thing?" Magnus questioned.
"You bother me." was all Jace said.
"Well I think making me dress like a maid makes us even." Alec stated.
Jace sighed. "Fine. We're even." He looked at Magnus. "Truth or dare warlock."
"Jace, I don't think you can change who you ask." Clary said.
"Well, I'm changing who I ask."
Clary sighed. "Those aren't the rules, but fine."
"So, pick warlock." Jace sneered.
Magnus thought a moment. "I don't trust you, so truth."
Jace growled. He had been planning on Magnus picking dare, so he could get his revenge. With the perfect dare. Now he had to think of a question to ask. While he thought about it, there was something he had always wanted to Magnus.
"Do you really love my brother or is just an act of some kind?"
None of the others had been expecting Jace to ask such a serious question, and their surprise at it showed.
Magnus nodded. "Yes, I really do love your brother."
Jace seemed satisfied.
"Magnus, your turn." Clary said, breaking the silence that followed.
"Right. Um, Clary truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to call Jocelyn and Luke and ask them how they would feel about becoming grandparents."
Clary pulled her phone out of her pocket. "Should I tell them I'm pregnant?"
"Do it!" Isabelle exclaimed.
The red head nodded.
"Put it on speaker." Simon insisted.
Clary changed her phone to speaker and called. It rang three times before being picked up.
"Hey honey. Is everything ok?" Jocelyn's voice came through the speaker.
"Ya mom, everything's fine."
"I'm glad to hear it. Are you still over at the Institute?"
"Ya."
"Tell them I said hi, ok?"
"Ok mom."
"Is Simon there?"
"Ya, he's here. Um, is Luke there with you mom?"
"Yes, he's here sweetie. Why?"
"I need to ask both of you something."
"Ok. I have you on speaker, so we're both listening." Luke said.
"What was your question?"
"Um…what I wanted to ask was…hypothetically speaking of course, how would you guys feel about becoming grandparents?"
On the other line Luke could be heard swearing.
"Honey, are you ok?" Jocelyn asked frantically.
"Ya, but -"
"Are you…going to be a mother?"
Isabelle was laughing silently, tears running down her face and a hand over her mouth. Simon and Jace were both grinning, and Magnus had to bury his face in Alec's shoulder to keep from laughing.
"Yes mom. I'm pregnant."
"Who is the father?"
Clary looked at Magnus, who was too busy trying not to laugh to notice. She looked at Jace. He shrugged.
"Clary?"
"Oh, um, the father is…Frank."
"Frank? Whose Frank?" Luke asked.
"He's someone I met…" Simon was mouthing something to Clary. When she finally understood, she grinned. "In an alleyway."
"An alley?"
"Yes."
"Is he there with you?" Luke growled.
"Yes."
"Can we speak to him?"
Clary elbowed Jace.
"Oh, um, hello." he said in a very deep voice. "This is Frank."
"Listen Frank-"
Luke was cut off as Isabelle lost it and laughed. Simon did too, and soon they were all laughing, leaving Jocelyn and Luke confused.
Clary hung up the phone. "Ok, my turn. Simon, truth or dare?"
"Dare." The vampire said when he had stopped laughing.
"I dare you to kiss Alec."
Alec looked scared. "What?"
Simon frowned. "Why is everyone making me kiss other guys?"
"Because we all know that you're secretly gay." Jace told him.
"But he's dating me." Isabelle pointed out.
"Then he's bi."
"Are you going to do it?" Clary smirked.
"I don't think so."
"Your no fun Simon." Isabelle hit his arm playfully.
"Well excuse me."
"If you aren't going to do it, then take off your shirt."
Simon took off his shirt and tossed it onto the floor. "Ok, my turn. Alec, truth or dare."
"Truth." Alec was personally tired of doing dares right now.
"Then…um…" Simon frowned as he tried to think of something.
Isabelle suddenly gasped. "I got it! Can I give Simon a question idea?"
Clary nodded. "That's allowed."
Isabelle leaned closer to Simon and whispered something in his ear.
Simon looked at Isabelle when she was done. "I'm not asking that!"
"Fine then. Um…oh, I got it. how long did you have a crush on Jace?"
Alec flushed. "Um…"
Jace laughed. "Ya, how long did you LOOOOVVVVEEEE me?"
Magnus glared at him. "Alec never loved you."
Everyone looked at Alec, who looked down at his feet. "I didn't love you Jace. It was just like…a crush. And it was only for a few months."
"Of course." Isabelle didn't look like she believed him. "Your turn Alec."
"Um…how much longer do we have to play this game?"
"We're playing all night long." Isabelle said.
Alec sighed. "Ok. um…Isabelle, truth or dare."
"How about truth."
Alec had finally recovered from being asked about his crush on Jace and was now looking at his sister as he thought of something to ask. "What is your biggest fear?"
Isabelle answered immidiently. "Blenders."
Jace raised an eyebrow. "Blenders?"
"Yes. Every time I use one, I feel like it's about to blow up in my face."
"They are kind of scary." Clary said quietly.
Simon nodded. "Ok Isabelle, your turn." he said.
Isabelle grinned. "Alec, truth or dare."
"But I just asked you."
"It's not against the rules to ask the person that asked you. Just as long as you don't continue o go back and forth." Clary explained.
"Ok. Then dare."
Isabelle couldn't help it laughed. She had been hoping he would pick that! Alec looked a little scared.
"I dare you to let Magnus give you a blow job right here in front of us."
Clary and Simon looked sick, scared, ready to laugh, and somehow intrigued. Jace was laughing his ass off and Magnus was looking quite happy.
Alec turned bright red. "What?!"
"You heard me."
"I wish I didn't." Alec muttered.
"Are you going to do it? Because if not take off the skirt." Isabelle said.
Alec hesitated. "Um…I don't know. But can I go use the bathroom first?"
Isabelle nodded and Alec left to the bathroom.
"While we wait and just for fun." Isabelle looked at Magnus. "Truth or dare."
"Dare." Magnus answered warily.
"I dare you to dress in a plain gray suit for the rest of the night. And no glitter."
Magnus gaped. "Plain…gray? No…glitter?"
"Yes."
Jace smirked. "I don't think you can do it."
Magnus glared at him. "I can too." Standing up he stormed from the room. When he returned he was dressed in a drab, plain gray, form fitting suit with a white undershirt and bright blue tie. His hair had been washed out, all the dye and glitter gone, leaving it hanging down. His makeup was all gone as well. The occasional piece of glitter was still in his hair or on his face, but it took too long to take all of it out.
Jace laughed as Magnus sat back down, looking very down. "How does it feel, sparkles? Oh wait, I guess I can't call you that anymore."
Clary looked sympathetic for him. "Magnus, are you going to be ok?"
Magnus nodded.
Isabelle looked at Magnus thoughtfully. "Your hair looks really good when it's down and without colors."
"Thanks." Magnus muttered sadly.
Simon was about to say some when Alec returned from the bathroom. He sat down by Magnus and looked his boyfriend over.
"Magnus, why are you wearing…that? And what happened to your hair and makeup?"
Magnus looked at Alec pitifully. "You think I look ugly, don't you?!"
"No no no! I would never think your ugly, no matter what you do. I was just curious."
Simon explained. "Isabelle dared him to."
Alec nodded.
Magnus, who still appeared rather pathetic and pitiful, cuddled up closer to Alec, lying his head on the others shoulder.
"So, since Isabelle dared Magnus, do I not have to do my dare?" Alec said hopefully.
"I guess if you don't want to." Isabelle sighed. "So, are you doing it?"
"No."
Isabelle sighed. "Fine. Then who wants to go now?"
"Why don't we take another break?" Clary suggested.
"Alright. We can start playing again in…what, twenty minutes?" Simon looked at the others.
Everyone nodded.
"Then be back in twenty minutes."
Thanks again to FloridaGirl for more wonderful ideas. Have another cookie!
And there are a few more ideas people gave me, and I am going to use those in the next chapter. I still need more ideas though! *hint hint*
And in the last chapter, I hope you guys the popcorn joke. If you didn't…well…ya.
