WHAT'S GOING ON WITH EVERYONE ELSE?

A little insight on the other Autobots and Decepticons thoughts and sayings while avoiding wildlife. Everyone meets something.

AUTOBOTS

Sideswipe

"Hang on Bro, I'm coming." 'I hope, now to try AGAIN!' Sideswipe thought while he swung a small rope he made from bark at a field mouse. 'I just hope his paint didn't get ruined again.' He shuddered at the thought of Sunstreaker's complaints.

Optimus Prime

'I wonder what caused this to happen and why does the air smell bad?' Optimus grimaced as he realized that the smell was from a skunk.

Jazz

'Oh, you have got to be kidding me here.' Jazz thought after he fell into a badger's hole.

Prowl

'Dear Primus, what did I do to deserve THIS?' Prowl panicked as the hawk landed in front of him.

Bumblebee

'Never thought that I would be running from my own name.' Bumblebee thought while running through blades of grass to get away from the angry bumblebee he bumped into earlier.

Tracks

"Oh great, my paint job is ruined and . . ." Tracks stopped, sniffing the air. His optics widened in shock. "WHAT IS THAT SMELL?" Looking down, he saw that he was standing in some kind of brown goop. He turned his head to see a horse trotting away. 'I do not want to know what that is.'

Mirage

"I would much rather have Cliffjumper call me a traitor and fight me instead of going through THIS!" Mirage yelled as he jumped over a stick, hoping that it would slow the tarantula down. But his hopes were in vain as it jumped over.

Red Alert

"What should I do? What should I do?" Red Alert freaked as the mouse came closer.

Inferno

'Hope Red's all right.' Inferno's thoughts came to a halt when a fire ant skittered into view. "Well, what do you know? A 'fire' ant. I wonder how heated this battle will be?"

Ratchet

"Repairs, repairs, repairs. By the time we all regroup and get back to our normal sizes, that's all I'll be doing. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a FRAGGING MEDIC!" Ratchet cursed as he was picked up by a corn snake's jaws.

Ironhide

"Ah swear tuh Primus, when ah get muh hands on those decepticreeps, ah'll . . ." Ironhide stopped swearing long enough to give a shout as a lizard bit him from behind.

Huffer

'This wasn't fair. Why did we ever have to go out fighting Decepticons today? I just knew something bad was going to happen.' Huffer complained to himself. Before he knew it, a fish pulled him down a pond.

Powerglide

'Don't talk. Don't think. Just FLY AWAY!' It wasn't the right time to be macho now. Powerglide only wanted to get away from the large owl.

Skyfire

'Here I am, up in mid-air. Flying away from . . . TWO ANGRY WASPS!' Skyfire wished that the wasps that were chasing him would just fly into a spider web and leave him be.

Cliffjumper

'When I see Megatron, I'm going to make him wish he wasn't assembled at all. This is worse than going to the PITS!' Cliffjumper kept running from the bat that was closing in fast.

Wheeljack

'Boy, I hope this is temporary. If not maybe I can make a small growth ray, tell Perceptor how I made it, bring everyone back up to size, then preceptor makes another growth ray and bring me back up to size. That is, if I can even stay ONLINE!' Wheeljack's mind was racing as he was hiding from a blue jay looking for a snack.

Perceptor

'This is a rather interesting experience. To see everything so large and strong, not small and weak.' Perceptor thought to himself while walking around a field of weeds, not noticing a large ant crawling from behind.

Gears

'Oh great. Just GREAT! How am I supposed to relax on my "tiny" vacation with this thing after me?' Gears thought angrily as he ran from the grasshopper that thought he was food.

Hound

"I normally like to rough it. But I'd rather play football with the Dinobots than THIS!" Hound ran screaming from the garter snake.

Trailbreaker

'Great. Just great. And here I thought I was tough enough to withstand this thing.' Trailbreaker was busy trying to shake his away from the mouse.

Blaster

"This is no fun man, not one bit. And that sound is HORRIBLE!" Blaster had just had it with the frog continually leaping onto his back.

Brawn

'Will wonders never cease?' Brawn had no idea how fast a toad could jump until now.

DECEPTICONS

Megatron

"Frag it all! GO AWAY!" Megatron was trying to shoot away a black raven.

Starscream

"Megatron? Skywarp? Thundercracker? Soundwave? Skyfire? Is anyone there? ANYBODY? HELP ME!" Starscream was proving his namesake while trying to run from a very hungry crow.

Skywarp

"Of all the places I had to warp to, WHY HERE?" Skywarp yelled loudly while trying to push apart the leaves of a large flytrap.

Thundercracker

'Why does this have to happen to me?' Thundercracker miserably thought. He was cornered by a groundhog. "Well, if you want a piece of me, you'll just have to earn it furbAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The groundhog lurched forward before he could do anything.

Soundwave

"Must fall back and REGROUP!" Soundwave never thought that he would sound so scared in his life as he faced a black rat.

Ravage, Lazerbeak, Rumble, Frenzy

Every cassettecon yelled for their father while running from a stray cat.

Astrotrain

"So you wanna get rough, huh? No, wait! YEAAAGH!" Astrotrain never saw it coming. He was yelling at a seagull that looked like it was taunting him. Then . . . the unexpected happened. Bird poop.

Thrust, Dirge, Ramjet

All three jets ran screaming from a stray dog.