Jen woke up from a rather odd sound and smell. She jumped out of bed and looked out the window. She couldn't believe her eyes.
"Well," she chuckled, "It seems as if I don't have to go out looking for everyone after all."
Outside the house was:
Sideswipe riding a field mouse with bark as the collar
Optimus Prime smelling as bad as a full blast of skunk gas for that very skunk was still after him
Jazz all scratched up while carrying a badger claw for defense against the claw's owner
Prowl cowered under a leaf from a hawk pecking at him
Bumblebee riding a bumblebee (cute, two bumblebees)
Tracks covered in smelly, brown substance Jen didn't want to know what it was
Mirage running from a tarantula while covered in small puncture wounds
Red Alert running from a mouse
Inferno spraying water onto a fire ant (typical)
Ratchet trying to get out of a corn snake's grasp
Ironhide was trying to get a lizard to let go of his leg
Huffer was soaking wet with a small fish stuck to his head that he was trying to get off
Powerglide was also cowering under a leaf trying to hide from an owl
Skyfire had a stinger in his right wing and was not willing to get another one
Cliffjumper wrestling with a bat
Wheeljack trying to prevent a blue jay from pecking his head fins
Perceptor running from a large ant
Gears holding frantically tight to a grasshopper trying to prevent being bucked off
Hound running and screaming from a garter snake
Trailbreaker rolling around with a mouse biting his arm
Blaster trying to remove a frog's tongue from his head
Brawn tangled with a toad's tongue
Well, that's all the Autobots. Now do the Decepticons need help or not?
Megatron was shooting at a black raven
Starscream running from a crow
Skywarp struggling with a fly trap
Thundercracker in the jaws of a groundhog
Soundwave battling a black rat
Ravage, Lazerbeak, Rumble, and Frenzy being chased by a stray cat while screaming "Daddy, HELP US!"
Astrotrain covered in bird poop
Thrust, Dirge, and Ramjet running and screaming from a stray dog
"Then it's official, they all need my help." Jen decided. She quickly got dressed and went outside. After freeing everyone and chasing wildlife away, Jen looked down at Sideswipe. He couldn't help but stiffen up. She smiled. "I have your brother Sideswipe."
Sideswipe's face soon got covered by a big grin.
"Come on everyone, please let me allow you my home and safety for until you are all back to normal."
Megatron glared and stomped towards Jen. "Why should we Decepticons do as you say, flesh creature?"
"Because, oh great and mighty Megatron," Jen replied in a sarcastic voice. "Past my house are many animals, all of them a whole lot bigger and stronger than me. In other words, you don't have much of a choice anyway. So let's all go in already."
Megatron snarled but obeyed. "Decepticons, into her home!" All of the decepticons obeyed, not wanting to be part of nature for a long time.
After they all went inside, Jen looked down at Optimus Prime and Tracks. "You two however," she points an accusing finger at them, "Need a bath right now."